Category: Rihanna

Taylor Swift Made The Forbes Richest Self Made Women’s List Along With Rihanna And Beyoncé

June 2, 2023 / Posted by:

Whimsical word witch Taylor Swift is currently shaking her tail feather on a lucrative world tour set to catapult her bank account further into the multimillions, especially since she’s just announced that her Eras tour is going to Latin America. And while Taylor is patiently awaiting the songs of heartbreak she’ll create after her latest relationship turns to shit, Taylor has something else to celebrate as well. Forbes magazine recently released its America’s Richest Self-Made Women issue, and Taylor finds herself nestled in with the usual suspects Rihanna, Beyoncé, and Oprah Winfrey. And Taylor’s placement not only solidifies her reign as the Empress of Emotions. It also places her high above on the list.

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Open Post: Hosted By Rihanna’s $1 Million Diamond Toe Ring

May 26, 2023 / Posted by:

Billionaire panty princess Rihanna has never had any problems letting us know she’s not rich; she’s wealthy. Believe me, there’s a difference because if you’re rich you vacation on an island. When you’re wealthy, you own the damn island, and that’s your lesson in Finances 101. Now that she and her lottery ticket-winning lover A$AP Rocky are expecting tax dependent #2, Rihanna is basically spending her time taking pictures and being fabulous. However, when new trends pop up, leave it to her to show all the broke hoes how to do it better. This is the case with the new “quiet luxury” trend taking place on TikTok. Rihanna also participated but spoke loudly and shut everyone else up by showcasing her $1 million dollar toe ring.

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Open Post: Hosted By Rihanna Sharing Throwback Topless Maternity Photos

May 19, 2023 / Posted by:

Rihanna recently revealed her son’s name to the world after announcing her second pregnancy during this year’s Super Bowl, and her fans have been eagerly awaiting the birth of baby billionaire #2. But ahead of this, Rihanna remained very tight-lipped about her son’s name and date of birth. We now know RiRi went the unique route by naming her first kid RZA, which solidified him as an unofficial junior member of the Wu-Tang Clan for the rest of his life. But what we weren’t aware of was the tantalizing tropical goddess photoshoot Rih Rih did while pregnant with RZA, until now. She released the pics on Instagram, and they don’t look like any maternity photos I’ve ever seen before. Because Rih found a way to mash up Fantasy Island and P-Valley in a shoot she affectionately refers to as “Rub on ya titties.”

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The Name Of Rihanna And A$AP Rocky’s Son Has Been Revealed Almost A Year After His Birth

May 11, 2023 / Posted by:

Last year, Rihanna delivered her first child, a son with A$AP Rocky, and the world wept because we finally understood we’re never getting new music from her again. That is unless she decides to create a few lullabies and nursery rhymes for Millennial parents. But aside from that, Rihanna has remained tight-lipped about her son’s first name while dragging us through an entire year and super second baby announcement for the reveal. And a huge part of me wishes she had waited even longer, mainly because she reportedly named him after an iconic 90s rapper whose group famously admitted that their music is 100% for the children (and no, she didn’t name him ODB, but she should have).

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May 2, 2023 / Posted by:

The Cockroach Who Upstaged Rihanna At Last Night’s Met Gala!

At last night’s Met Gala tribute to Karl Lagerfeld, guests were probably heard screaming, “That shameless Marjorie Taylor Greene has struck again and crashed the Met Gala,” and “I didn’t know Harvey Weinstein was out of prison!” Because a roach crashed the Aquafresh Toothpaste-looking carpet. And yes, I expect to be hit with a defamation lawsuit from the roach community for comparing them to those two. But while everybody was waiting for Rihanna’s always-late ass to grace the Met Gala with her glamorous presence, a roach hit the scene and instantly became the belle of the Met Gala ball.

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Open Post: Hosted By Rihanna Announcing That She’s Making New Music… As Smurfette In The New “Smurfs” Movie

April 28, 2023 / Posted by:

Yes, Rihanna made her return to music with her Super Bowl Halftime Show performance and her song for Black Panther: Wakanda Forever, but her fans are still waiting for songs from her that they can drop their ass, too. Well, after Rihanna delivers her second child with A$AP Rocky, she will deliver new songs… FOR KIDS! Yes, Rihanna has the nerve, gall, and audacity to piss off her Navy by giving them new music they probably don’t want. It was announced at CinemaCon in Las Vegas yesterday that Rihanna will voice Smurfette in the new Smurfs Movie. The Blue Man Group is probably loving this decision because it definitely means that Fenty will put out a line of blue foundations.

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