Rihanna And A$AP Rocky Released Pics And Video Of Their Baby To Beat The Paparazzi’s “Unauthorized” Photos
In case you’ve forgotten, Rihanna is still rich, and this year she became a mother. And since the father of her baby is her Queen Consort, A$AP Rocky who tends to forget how to act right at times. However, they’ve both been very secretive about their new bundle of unnamed joy. But the paparazzi have no time to wait for them to do an unauthorized photo leak, so the photos of financially fit baby Fenty were taken and threatened for release. But RiRi took matters into her own hands by releasing a set of photos, finally introducing her heir apparent to the world.
Rihanna may have released new music for Black Panther: Wakanda Forever, but we already know singing is a hobby now because her real passion is fashion! After becoming the world’s foremost pusher of panties and perfumes, she is comfortably sitting on top of a billion dollar empire. People like Cara Delevingne, Cindy Crawford and America’s Sweetheart Sheryl Lee Ralph have strut around in her wares on the Savage x Fenty catwalk, but the one person she wants to see in her next show is none other than Beyonce! I guess one way for people to forget about the Johnny Depp thing is to bring in Beyonce. And RiRi can’t wait for Queen Bey to stuff all that bootylicious body into a pair of her overpriced undergarments as soon as possible.
Last week Rihanna threatened us with a disappointing time when we heard that Johnny Depp filmed a cameo in her Savage x Fenty Vol. 4 fashion show. Well, the show’s now streaming on Prime Video, and visually, I would describe it as Saturday Night Live Stefon’s wet dream. This show has everything: musical guests I’ve never heard of, a human cyclone, and a CGI-ed to the gods Johnny Depp loving on trees while making his best sexyface.
Welp. Rihanna’s only been a billionaire for a little over a year, and she’s already turned to the dark side. I guess since Kanye West is out of the way, Rihanna decided it was her turn to court unnecessary controversy by introducing some dark-sided shit at her upcoming Savage X Fenty Vol. 4 fashion show. According to TMZ, Rihanna will counter Kanye’s White Lives Matters shirts by featuring a “wife-beater” (per The Sun, don’t look at me!), Johnny Depp, to be the very first celebrity “wife-beater” (again, this is a settled point of law, don’t @ at me either!) to “grease” her stage. Ok, “grease” was all me. This brings the total of Billionaires We Can Tolerate back down to one. So congratulations once again to Mackenzie Scott. It must be lonely at the top.
After Five Years, Rihanna Makes Her Return To Music With A New Song On The “Black Panther: Wakanda Forever” Soundtrack
Many people have been eagerly anticipating Rihanna‘s sexy cat meow to drip all over a new track like butter on pancakes, and luckily for us, breakfast is served! Rihanna’s second act as a billionaire beauty boss takes up the majority of her time now. And let’s not forget she also created a human with man child A$AP Rocky, which must keep her, her nannies, and her lawyers busy at all times. But she’s finally breaking out her yodeling vocals to honor late Black Panther star Chadwick Boseman with a song titled Lift Me Up for the Black Panther: Wakanda Forever soundtrack.
Now that everything from gas to gum costs more than it should, this is the perfect time for musicians to announce major, money-grabbing tours. Now, this comes as no surprise for Beyonce, who poured some sugar upon the world titled Renaissance back in July. But now that Rihanna is making her return to performing by doing the Super Bowl Halftime Show, she may take it to the next level and do a whole world tour. And since Taylor Swift can’t be outdone by these other broads, so she also may be announcing her tour, to support her new album Midnights, sooner than we think.