Rihanna may have released new music for Black Panther: Wakanda Forever, but we already know singing is a hobby now because her real passion is fashion! After becoming the world’s foremost pusher of panties and perfumes, she is comfortably sitting on top of a billion dollar empire. People like Cara Delevingne, Cindy Crawford and America’s Sweetheart Sheryl Lee Ralph have strut around in her wares on the Savage x Fenty catwalk, but the one person she wants to see in her next show is none other than Beyonce! I guess one way for people to forget about the Johnny Depp thing is to bring in Beyonce. And RiRi can’t wait for Queen Bey to stuff all that bootylicious body into a pair of her overpriced undergarments as soon as possible.
Last week Rihanna threatened us with a disappointing time when we heard that Johnny Depp filmed a cameo in her Savage x Fenty Vol. 4 fashion show. Well, the show’s now streaming on Prime Video, and visually, I would describe it as Saturday Night Live Stefon’s wet dream. This show has everything: musical guests I’ve never heard of, a human cyclone, and a CGI-ed to the gods Johnny Depp loving on trees while making his best sexyface.
Since filing for divorce from crooked geriatric lawyer Tom Girardi, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Erika Jayne has had to cut back on her spending. 49-year-old Erika was forced to rent (gasp!) a $7,500 a month mini-mansion with just 3 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms, and 1 pool. She had to sell a bunch of her designer clothes and shoes cuz they wouldn’t fit in her house. She also traded in her Lamborghini for… gulp… a brand new Range Rover?! I know. Disgusting. But now Erika, who’s still insisting she knew nothing about Tom’s alleged crimes, is extra fucked. A judge in one of Tom’s lawsuits has ruled that ex-clients/embezzlement victims Joe Ruigomez, Jaime Ruigomez, and Kathleen Ruigomez can file a lawsuit against Erika to collect their stolen $11 million. Goodbye rental mansion and Range Rover… hellooo shack in the woods and old jalopy (it’s a reverse Beverly Hillbillies). Continue reading
In January 2019, it was announced that Rihanna was planning to expand her Fenty empire with a luxury fashion label under the French fashion mega-group, LVMH (Moët Hennessy Louis Vuitton). LVMH works with all the big names like Dior, Louis Vuitton, Givenchy, and Bulgari. Then in May 2019, we got a look at Fenty’s collection and it was perfect for those who love to overpay for ugly clothes. Now WWD says Rihanna’s Fenty ready-to-wear fashion house is taking a break. I guess enough people weren’t out there buying denim crotch-hugging shorts/skirt things. Who’d have thought?!
One year ago, Ed Razek – the creator of the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show – claimed he didn’t want to send trans models or plus models down the runway, because VS sells a “fantasy.” Ever since then, it’s been bad news for Vicky. Former models (and almost-models) have called out the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show, which is probably not happening this year, for being outdated, tacky, and having a vary narrow idea when it comes to women. And now there’s some more comments from Bella Hadid that definitely won’t be making the VS publicity team very happy.
My financial allegiance to Rihanna tops out at about $24. That’s the cost of a Fenty Beauty Stunna lip paint. However if for some reason I did want to spend thousands of dollars to take a fancy business meeting dressed like Mrs. Murdock from Grease, I’d look no further than Rihanna’s newly launched LVMH Fenty luxury fashion line. RiRi shared a sneak peak of the line which according to Financial Times includes items ranging from “€200 for a corset T-shirt to €1,100 for a reversible coat” (that’s about $225 to $1, 230 USD), or 8-50 Stunnas!