We’re well into the back half of January, which means some people have already failed their food/fitness-related New Year’s resolutions. But not Rosie O’Donnell! According to People, Rosie recently took to TikTok to share that she’s lost 10 pounds since Christmas, and she’s “very happy.” The reason? A combo of diabetes drugs and cutting out Coca-Cola and booze. And before you accuse 60-year-old Rosie of jumping on the Ozempic/Mounjaro/Repatha for weight loss bandwagon, she reveals she actually has type 2 diabetes. How… refreshing?
Selena Gomez Commented On A TikTok About Her Being “Always Skinny” When She And Justin Bieber Were Together
Despite Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber quitting each other’s dysfunctional asses ages ago, controversy still continues to break out on account of “Jelena.” This time, five whole years after the breakup, someone made a TikTok about why Selena was “always skinny” when she was with Justin. And according to the video, no, the reasoning wasn’t because Hollywood is a toxic superficial cesspool, or because she was literally a teenager back then, or because it’s her body and she wanted to be, or because she was suffering from multiple illnesses that resulted in needing an eventual (now contentious) donated kidney from her (ex?) friend or all of the above–but because Selena left one comment on Instagram a while back that Justin would “rather models,” and she’s “too normal.” And either Selena agrees that Justin was the reason or is annoyed at the TikToker for implying he was or for making a TikTok about her weight at all because she left an ambiguous sad face emoji in the comment section of the video, and now everyone’s even more confused than before.
Apparently, new momma Rebel Wilson has launched a clothing line with her partner, designer Ramona Agruma. It’s a loungewear fashion brand called R&R Club. OK, sure. Except, uh oh! This non-story got the “non” kicked outta it because of a sizing controversy. R&R Club’s first collection (so far it’s just a white hoodie and matching sweat pants) is only available in sizes XS to XL. Page Six reports that some of Rebel’s fans and fat activists on social media are pissed that R&R Club doesn’t include plus sizes. Especially since 42-year-old Rebel was plus size up until 2020, when she lost around 80 pounds for her “Year of Health.” Sorry, Rebel, but that’s just rude! No, not the sizing thing, the “losing a bunch of weight during the pandemic, unlike the rest of us, who ballooned to epic proportions” thing. Continue reading
Yesterday GQ published a piece about the growing popularity of leg lengthening surgery. Wait, is this actually for real? Apparently so! The article claims that more and more men are getting a “a radical and expensive surgery” that adds three to six inches to their height. Unfortunately, it requires having both of your femurs broken. Hey, if Tom Cruise can hang off the side of a flying plane for Mission: Impossible, he can deal with a couple of smashed thigh bones.
Back in May, Kim Kardashian announced she lost 16 pounds in 3 weeks so she could stuff her plastic bits into Marilyn Monroe’s iconic “Happy Birthday, Mr. President” dress for the Met Gala. Then, in June, she revealed she’d lost even more weight (21 pounds in total) after cutting out all sugar and carbs. Now, Kim has taken to her Instagram Stories to share that, since May 2021, she’s dropped from 25% body fat to 18.8%. She shows off a report from BodySpec, a company that measures your bone density and body fat percentages. Wow, thanks BodySpec! Kim also shared pics of her getting her tummy-tightening treatments from a company called GPS Aesthetics. Wow, thanks, GPS Aesthetics! Somewhere deep in Kim’s intestines, her tapeworm is fuming; he’s the one that does all the work, but, because he doesn’t pay her 6-figure influencer fees, he gets zero credit?!
This season The View is inviting back a bunch of old hosts to celebrate 25 years of hot topics, bad takes, and iconic fights. Yesterday Raven-Symoné, who co-hosted from 2015 to 2016, made an appearance alongside her wife of almost two years, Miranda Pearman-Maday, and when she walked on stage she was noticeably smaller. Raven says she’s lost 40 pounds thanks to a new sugar-free diet and her wife’s “help and guidance and love and fantastic cooking skills.” Sigh. My boyfriend can’t even heat up a slice of pizza in the microwave without my careful instructions. Where can acquire my own Miranda?