Category: Adam Sandler

Open Post: Hosted By Adam Sandler Flying Under The Radar At An IHOP

April 28, 2021 / Posted by:

Adam Sandler is both rich and famous. So when Adam Sandler wants to treat himself to a stack of warm pancakes, he could instruct his limo driver to chauffeur him to the nearest IHOP, where he’d bypass their velvet rope and door bouncer, walk straight up to the hostess and demand to be sat at their finest VIP booth, where he would snap his fingers and be presented with a buttermilk stack and a syrup caddy immediately. Adam Sandler recently got a craving for pancakes, but he pulled no such breakfast diva shenanigans. In fact, according to an IHOP employee, she didn’t even recognize it was the Sand Man himself standing in front of her.

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Carey Mulligan Has Signed On To Play Adam Sandler’s Wife In An Upcoming Netflix Movie

April 16, 2021 / Posted by:

Today in “Huh?”, Deadline reports that Carey Mulligan has signed on to play Adam Sandler’s wife in the upcoming Netflix movie Spaceman. Adam will star as an astronaut sent to the edge of the galaxy to collect a “mysterious ancient dust.”  It’s based on a novel by Jaroslav Kalfar and will be directed by Johan Renck, known for his work on Chernobyl. Ohhhh I see. We’re talkin’ closer to Sandler in Uncut Gems than Sandler in Grown Ups 2. That explains why an OSCUH nominee like Carey is involved. Continue reading

The Rock Is Forbes’ Highest Paid Actor For The Second Year In A Row

August 12, 2020 / Posted by:

As you sit there preparing to tuck into a can of beans you heated up over a flaming barrel fire fueled with the last stick of a broken down dining room chair and a volume of out-of-date encyclopedias, try to remember— things could be worse. At least you have beans. Just not as many beans as Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson has. He earned $87.5 million dollars this year making him the highest-paid actor of 2020 according to Forbes.

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A Bunch Of Non-Oscar Nominated Movies Won Big At The Independent Spirit Awards

February 9, 2020 / Posted by:

Despite not being nominated for anything at the Oscars, The Farewell took home Best Picture at last night’s Film Independent Spirit Awards, a ceremony held in Santa Monica, CA and is known for giving few fucks when it comes to the speeches, the red carpet, the outfits and…the Oscars. If award shows were a family getting together at Thanksgiving, the Spirit Awards would be the cool, arty cousin who smokes unfiltered Parliaments in the driveway while everybody else is inside drinking champagne and talking about Steven Spielberg.

At the very least, it was nice to sit through a televised evening of self-congratulation without having to see Brad Pitt’s shiny forehead or Quentin Tarantino being…Quentin Tarantino.

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Here’s The Trailer For “Murder Mystery” With Jennifer Aniston And Adam Sandler

April 27, 2019 / Posted by:

When all of the frat brahs who fetishized Adam Sandler movies grew up and dropped him to start secretly pounding it to Tucker Carlson on Fox News, Sandler’s stock dropped with the regular movie studios. But, luckily for him, he was able to find refuge at Netflix. For some reason, the streaming service signed him to two multi-picture deals. Here’s the trailer for his latest flick, Murder Mystery, with Jennifer Aniston. Who did she lose a bet with? Angelina Jolie?

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Jennifer Aniston Is Reuniting With Adam Sandler For A Netflix Movie 

March 30, 2018 / Posted by:

Jennifer Aniston either doesn’t love herself or she only loves herself. Those are the only explanations I can think of that would explain why she would squander the last shred of her integrity as an artist by signing on to do one of Adam Sandler’s nutsack gag ridden Netflix movies. It’s probably easy money sure but damn, girl. Him? Variety reports that Adam and Jennifer are teaming up again to bring us a Netflix movie called Murder Mystery.

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