Balenciaga Who? Kim Kardashian Showed Off Some Of Her Favorite Things In Her Haunted Mausoleum
Not having much of a personal investment in the outcome of Kanye West (sorry but mononyms like “Ye” must be earned, not taken) and Kim Kardashian’s divorce, I was surprised to find myself getting a little misty-eyed thinking about the potential fate of their haunted mausoleum which has provided me with many years of much-needed catharsis and amusement. Yet it seems Kim’s friend Foodgod (mononym earned) isn’t the only deity working in/for her favor. Even now that Kanye has been kicked to the curb, Hephaestus, the Greek God of design and creativity, continues to shine his favor on Kim and all she touches and sits her ass on in that barren wasteland she calls a home.
The Rumors About Tom Holland And Zendaya’s Engagement Are Not True, According To Zendaya’s Mother
There are way too many outside folks who are fully invested in Tom Holland and Zendaya‘s relationship because they really want to see them get married. And by Hollywood’s standards, they both should have had at least one failed marriage by now (they’re both 26), so time’s a wastin’! But if you’re one of the TomDaya enthusiasts who are eagerly awaiting their wedding day followed by a Spiderman-themed baby shower, you’ll have to wait a bit longer. Because even though it’s been reported the two of them are about to web sling towards the altar, Zendaya’s mother, Claire Stoermer, has some terrible news for you: it ain’t happening!
Jenna Bush Hager Let Us Know That She Wasn’t Wearing Underwear While Dining With King Charles The Night Before The Queen’s Passing
If you’re looking for something to file away into the Things I Never Needed To Know compartment of your brain, here’s one; Jenna Bush Hager doesn’t wear underwear. Jenna already let everyone know last month that she doesn’t wear under. And during a recent appearance on Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen, the subject of her dinner with King Charles came up and Jenna admitted during that fateful night before Queen Elizabeth II‘s passing, she was feeling a little easy and breezy with no chonies on underneath a very tight dress. This is one way to distract everyone from the newest Racist Royal scandal.
Jennifer Lopez Wants A Sequel To “Gigli”
Just because Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck are married now doesn’t mean that she’s not going to milk their love, both past, and present, for some attention. JLo already announced that she’s doing a follow-up to her album This Is Me…Then called This Is Me…Now, and it’ll be inspired by her love with Ben. And now, she may be preparing a relaunch of another Bennifer 1.0 classic: the “film” Gigli. Jennifer suggests/jokes/teases/threatens to Vogue that the movie she’d love to make a sequel to is the box office and critical disaster Gigli.
The Teaser Trailer For Netflix’s “Harry & Meghan” Is Out But Where Are Their Palm Trees Of Love?!
As Prince William and Princess Kate take Boston by STORM heavy rainfall so-so rainfall barely a light drizzle, Netflix has released the first trailer for Prince Harry and Meghan Markle’s reality show, I mean, docuseries. You may be thinking that Harry, Meghan, and their PR team are cackling into the morning Montecito air over their trailer snatching the attention away from P. Willy and Kate’s three-day tour through the land of Dunkin. But according to sources, Harry and Meghan were trying to get Netflix to push the release of their docuseries into next year because they wanted to tone down what they’ve said about the Royal Family following the death of THE QUEEN. But Netflix needs to get their money’s worth from the multi-year deal they signed with Harry and Meghan two years ago, so they’re reportedly releasing the whole thing on December 8th. And this morning, the first trailer came out. So if the trailer cuts out while you’re watching it, that’s probably just from Meghan sneakily pulling the plug on Netflix’s server as Harry plays lookout.
A Radio Host Called Teresa Giudice An “Idiot,” “Monster,” And “The Rudest Person Ever” After He Interviewed Her
The Real Housewives of New Jersey mainstay, Teresa Giudice, is most well known for flipping tables/tossing drinks when outraged, constantly feuding with her family, and serving prison time for being complicit in her ex-husband, Joe “Juicy” Giudice’s financial fraud schemes–so it should come as no surprise that she’s a “Teresa Giudice’s second wedding hair”-sized asshole. But, despite Teresa being a newlywed who should be radiating the ironic “love, love, love” garbage she’s always spewing, radio host Billy Costa said that after her recent train wreck of an interview on his show, she’s the rudest person he’s ever had the displeasure of dealing with.