Category: Bennifer

Jennifer Lopez And Ben Affleck FINALLY Purchased A Home

June 1, 2023 / Posted by:

For those that are keeping track, Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck have gone in and out of and in and out of and in and out of escrow on several mansions over the past two years of their never-ending hunt for the perfect enormous place to stay as far away from each other as possible in to separately recharge their “public façade of everlasting love” batteries. But finally, Ben can turn in his room key for whatever Motel 6 he’s been retreating to after his grueling fake shifts at Dunkin’ because the two have finally found a home that must’ve quelled their fighting! And while we all probably have our skeptical faces on (like Jen’s son Max above) about this one sticking, TMZ says they paid almost $61 million cash-in-full for the home and have already started moving in their stuff. 

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Jennifer Lopez And Ben Affleck Had Another Tense Exchange Before Sharing A Kiss On The Red Carpet At Her Premiere Of “The Mother”

May 11, 2023 / Posted by:

The analysis of the interactions and body language between the two players in the greatest love of our time, Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck, have become a sort of spectator sport. Will Jen yank a drink away from Ben to taste-test it for booze? Will Ben make a stank fart-face on camera when he has to sit next to Jen for several hours consecutively? Will Ben finally put Jen in her place about her ridiculous expectations the next time they’re in escrow on their fourth house of the month? And today’s edition of “How Much Longer Can This Marriage Possibly Last?” just took place at the premiere of Jen’s new movie, The Mother. Cameras caught the two seemingly in another tiff before they flipped on their smooch switch and turned up the romance as soon as the cameras began flashing.

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Ben Affleck Says He Knows All Of Jennifer Lopez’s Songs And Calls Her The Greatest Performer Of All Time

April 4, 2023 / Posted by:

Move over, the Harlem Globetrotters! According to Ben Affleck, there’s a new “greatest performer in the history of the world”, and it’s his wife, Jennifer Lopez. ET reports that 50-year-old Ben shared this completely unbiased opinion on the podcast Smartless, hosted by Sean Hayes, Will Arnett, and Jason Bateman, who Ben worked with on the new Nike movie, Air. Jason asked Ben if he knew all of JLo’s music, and Ben replied that, yes, not only does he know all her music, he loves it, and “it’s brilliant.” Well, I’m glad Ben’s lobotomy was a success.

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Jennifer Lopez And Ben Affleck Brought Some PDA To His “Air” Premiere

March 28, 2023 / Posted by:

Jennifer Lopez can feel pleased with her performance after last night’s LA premiere of her husband Ben Affleck’s Nike x Michael Jordan sneaker movie, Air. But, not because she found another enormous compound they’re going to enter into escrow on only to immediately back out, but because she won the supportive spouse wars by making it the entire evening without scowling at a camera, Jane Fonda-ing Ben for not looking “friendly and motivated,” or taste-testing one of his drinks! Even better? She and Ben briefly touched lips and engaged in some ass grabbins on the red carpet. Contentious battle for that $64 million mansion who?

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A Source Says Jennifer Lopez And Ben Affleck Are Fighting Over Finalizing The Purchase Of That $64 Million Home After Dropping Out Of Escrow

March 24, 2023 / Posted by:

Ben Affleck is a man who seems to know what he wants–whether it’s a watered-down iced coffee, just going the fuck home already, or a $64 million Pacific Palisades place to call home. But Jennifer Lopez is JLo, and being complacent and settling for only the third or fourth mega-mansion you’ve dropped out of escrow on would be setting the bar too Lo. And while most of the time, Ben seems happy to go with the JFlow and spend his days pretend-slumming it at Dunkin‘ and hanging out with his ex-wife’s super cool burger boyfriend, a source says he’s digging his heels in and wants to finalize the purchase of the $64 million Pacific Palisades estate, so he has a stable place for his struggle packages to be delivered to even though Jen has fallen out of love with it and wants to continue the search for the perfect enormous, cold warehouse to fill with her non-negotiable white roses and delusions of living the perfect love story.

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Jennifer Lopez And Ben Affleck Are In Escrow Again; This Time For A $64 Million Pacific Palisades Mansion

March 9, 2023 / Posted by:

Jennifer Lopez, 53, and Ben Affleck, 50, haven’t just been spending their time making each other miserable lately; they’ve also spent a great deal of time probably infuriating the many real estate agents and home sellers of Pacific Palisades; because Ben and Jen’s quest for a love nest has been tumultuous at best. They’ve been in and out of escrow on houses probably more times than Ben’s been in and out of Jennifer since their blessed union. As we know, they just scrapped plans to buy a $34.5 million abode last week, and it’s safe to assume it’s because something bigger and better came along since they were seen creeping around the neighborhood even after entering into escrow on it. Enter: a nearby $64 million mega-mansion that had just hit the market, and now they’re in escrow on that one.

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