Category: The Drama Of It All

George Clooney Defends Tom Cruise’s COVID-19 Outburst But Says He Would Have Done It Differently

December 17, 2020 / Posted by:

Earlier today we learned that five crew members up and quit working on Mission: Impossible VII, due to Tom Cruise repeatedly flipping his shit over the crew not following COVID-19 on-set safety protocols while filming in the UK. Thanks to some leaked audio, we know that breaking the six-feet-apart rule makes Tom erupt with more alpha rage than Les Grossman and Frank T.J. Mackey combined. But even though some people aren’t in Tom’s corner, we know that George Clooney is.

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Demi Lovato Just Released A Song That Is Probably About Her Breakup With Max Ehrich

September 30, 2020 / Posted by:

It’s been all of sixteen seconds since Demi Lovato decided to err on the side of good choices and break up with her fiancé with possibly shady motivations, Max Ehrich, after being engaged for a couple months. We have learned that Max didn’t have the most honorable of intentions when it came to why he wanted to marry Demi. That’s a real bummer of a revelation to throw into your diary. Except Demi is a musician, so she’s decided to pour out her emotions in a song that she wrote after her split and leaked today. Demi Lovato, the queen of making things happen fast.

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Cat Cora Filed A Restraining Order Against Her Ex-Wife For Allegedly Trying To Making Her Life A Living Hell 

September 17, 2020 / Posted by:

Currently, there are several celebrity divorce fights going on that the Department of Transportation has their eyes on since they’re certified train wrecks (see: Brangelina’s, Jaime King’s, Dr. Dre’s, etc…). But one would hope that after the court punches the divorce papers with a FINALIZED stamp, everyone would put down their shanks and go to their separate corners. Well, Cat Cora’s fucked-up relationship with her ex-wife, Jennifer Cora, might be the Messy Ghost of Relationship With Your Ex Yet To Come for those couples. Because Cat Cora, from Food Network’s Iron Chef America, wants a restraining order against Jennifer Cora. Cat claims that Jennifer is a nightmare bigger than getting ostrich as the secret ingredient on Iron Chef.

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Hilaria Baldwin Threatened To Block People With “Opinions” After Posting A Breastfeeding Pic On Instagram

September 13, 2020 / Posted by:

What’s this? Trouble at the Baldwin house? Who would have thought? No, Alec Baldwin isn’t throwing fists in the front garden again (this time). Instead, it’s Hilaria Baldwin who posted a long note on Instagram where she slapped at haters and their opinions. You see, Hilaria just gave birth to her and Alec’s 200th kid a few days ago and she’s already back to one of her full-time jobs of posting on Instagram. But when she paired together two of her favorite things, babies and selfie-taking, her followers had thoughts and so she put her latest baby down for a second to “clap back.”

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The Recording Academy Denies That The Grammys Are Rigged

January 24, 2020 / Posted by:

In 2006, U2 won the Grammy for Album of the Year for How to Dismantle an Atomic Bomb, and Song of the Year for Sometimes You Can’t Make It on Your Own. Also nominated for AOTY and SOTY in 2006 was The Emancipation of Mimi, and We Belong Together. I’m not saying the Grammys give preferential treatment to old white dudes. But you’ve got a greater chance of catching Mariah waking up on poly-blend sheets than you do finding a person who can hum the melody of Sometimes You Can’t Make It on Your Own.

And Mariah Carey is just the tip of the snubby iceberg. It’s almost like it’s rigged. Even the recently-fired former head of the Recording Academy Deborah Dugan implied the show was rigged by saying that the 2020 Grammy nominees look the way they do due to multiple “conflicts of interest.” But the Recording Academy is here to assure you that the Grammy voting process is absolutely not fixed.

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THE QUEEN Will Let Prince Hot Ginge And Duchess Meghan Step Down From Being Full-Time Royals

January 13, 2020 / Posted by:

THE QUEEN hosted the SUSSEXODUS summit at Sandringham Estate today to figure out what in the shit the royal family is going to do about Prince Hot Ginge and Duchess Meghan quitting as full-time royals to be bi-continent (I know that doesn’t totally work, but just give it to me, because I wanted to write that PHG is bi-something) and make their own money. I was hoping that THE QUEEN’s emergency meeting would be live-streamed and made up of her telling PHG that they’re going to settle everything with a dance-off, and yes, she’d win as soon as she dropped it low and twerked it on the throne. It wasn’t live-streamed, but THE QUEEN did put out a statement letting us know that she wishes “Harry and Meghan” would stay on as full-time royals, but she understands (uh huh) and already triple-slapped PHG down with her glove for making her do actual fucking work! No, she didn’t say that last line, but that probably happened.

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