Asia Argento’s Accuser Jimmy Bennett Was Accused Of Sexual Misconduct In 2015

/ September 16, 2018

The Daily Beast is reporting that Asia Argento accuser Jimmy Bennett was himself accused of stalking, threatening, and “sexual offenses” by an ex-girlfriend in 2015. This situation is multi-layered like an onion. Except, it’s the kind of onion you wouldn’t use in a salad, or to make French onion soup, and you certainly wouldn’t pair it with peppers and put it on a cheesesteak. This onion should be thrown in a dumpster and the lid should be firmly shut with a satisfying clang after it.

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Gwyneth Paltrow And Chris Martin Tried To Stage An Intervention For Lily Allen

/ September 16, 2018

Lily Allen’s new memoir, My Thoughts Exactly, goes on sale next week and it’s got the celebrity substance abuse sadness stories that are really the only reason to write a memoir. No one cares what elementary school you went to, but they do want to read about the time you were giving Orlando Bloom a lap dance at Kate Hudson’s 2014 Halloween party in L.A. and knocked yourself out cold after accidentally head-butting him. Yep, Lily did that. The Sun got a hold of an advance copy of Lily’s book and wrote about the time that she was in such bad shape that the consciously uncoupled Paltrow-Martins had to take her under their assuredly rare and overpriced wing.

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Hot Slut Of The Day!

/ September 16, 2018

Tesco Cat!

Who among us hasn’t casually strolled into a grocery store, knocked a box of treats off the shelf, and then took a nap on it? Hell, I may or may not be writing this post on my phone as my head lies on a bag of Hot Fries and my hungover carcass is sprawled out in the middle of an aisle at Ralph’s. That’s just some regular Sunday morning behavior.

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Birthday Sluts

/ September 16, 2018
Jennifer Tilly (60)
Nick Jonas (26)
Marlon Teixeira (27)
Teddy Geiger (30)
Travis Wall (31)
Ian Harding (32)
Kyla Pratt (32)
Max Minghella (33)
Madeline Zima (33)
Sabrina Bryan (34)
Katie Melua (34)
Fan Bingbing (37)
Alexis Bledel (37)
Flo Rida (39)
Amy Poehler (47)


Tamron Hall (48)
Marc Anthony (50)
Rossy de Palma (54)
Molly Shannon (54)
Richard Marx (55)
Orel Hershiser (60)
David Copperfield (62)
Christopher Rich (65)
Mickey Rourke (66)
George Chakiris (84)
BB King (1925-2015)
Lauren Bacall (1924-2014)
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Open Post: Hosted By An Overly Dramatic Reporter During Hurricane Florence

/ September 15, 2018

Hurricane Florence has taken several lives and left almost a million people without power. It’s tragic and dramatic on its own, but while reporting from Wilmington, North Carolina during the hurricane, Weather Channel reporter Mike Seidel decided to bring more drama. He appeared to be bravely reporting while being buffeted by torrential rain and winds gusting at a hundred-something MPH that wanted to blow him away to Munchkin Land! Unfortunately, it looks like Mike is somewhat of a meteorological drama queen. While Mike was acting like he was Helen Hunt in Twister, two dudes calmly walked by behind him, seemingly untroubled by the inclement weather. It sort of diluted the moment.

HuffPost reports that, when approached for comment, the Weather Channel defended their reporter because that grass was goddamn slippery! And Mike was tired! And those two rubes obviously don’t understand about dramatic license and how easy it is to ruin a future Peabody Award-winning story!

“It’s important to note that the two individuals in the background are walking on concrete, and Mike Seidel is trying to maintain his footing on wet grass, after reporting on-air until 1:00 a.m. ET this morning and is undoubtedly exhausted.”

A helpful PHD on Twitter also took the time to explain to us laypeople that, if you’re really gunning for that Anderson Cooper during Hurrican Katrina” crown, you want to remember which way the wind is blowing.

Pic: Twitter

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