Hot Slut Of The Day!

/ February 18, 2019

Winky, the true star and champion of this year’s Westminster!

This story is over a week old, which is (insert Larry King’s age) in internet years, but since it’s President’s Day (which some of us are ignoring since we refuse to acknowledge having a president at this time) and some of you have been forced to work and are doing the least while looking like you’re doing the most, let’s pay homage to your hero: WINKY!

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Birthday Sluts

/ February 18, 2019
John Travolta (65)
Jeremy White (28)
Courtney Act (37)
Juelz Santana (37)
The Fat Jew (38)
Regina Spektor (39)
Sarah Joy Brown (44)
Jillian Michaels (45)
Susan Egan (49)
Molly Ringwald (51)
Tracey Edmonds (52)
Dr. Dre (54)

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Matt Dillon (55)
Greta Scacchi (59)
Vanna White (62)
Juice Newton (67)
Cybill Shepard (69)
Jess Walton (70)
Sinéad Cusack (71)
Yoko Ono (86)
Toni Morrison (88)
Milos Forman (1932-2018)
Jack Palance (1919-2006)
Mary I Of England (1516-1558)
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Open Post: Hosted By Shawn Mendes In His Underwear For Calvin Klein

/ February 17, 2019

Advertorial stunt queen Calvin Klein is no dummy when it comes to selecting the right model at the right time to shill his panties and scents. This is the same company who put Marky Mark up there in his drawers for the millisecond that he was hot until he, unfortunately, opened his mouth and spoke words, and we all learned about his racist attack. CK’s latest pick is Shawn Mendes. 20-year-old Shawn Mendes would seem to have figured out how to remove his clothing finally, and he’s sitting around in his boxer briefs for Calvin.

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Miranda Lambert Got Surprise Married To Her NYPD Boyfriend Of A Few Months

/ February 17, 2019

Well I’ll be a corn shucker’s silver dollar pancake! Last week boot scootin’ salad tosser Miranda Lambert went and surprised us all (not really) by throwing some lettuce on a stranger in a steak restaurant. Not that Miranda needs an excuse to toss a salad in public whenever she feels like it, but now we know the real reason why she did it! Miranda was just releasing some pre-wedding jitters. That’s right, Miranda has gone and surprised us all again (not really) by getting secret married to her new boyfriend of a few minutes.

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Darren Criss Got Married

/ February 17, 2019

The slyly THOT-ful Darren Criss, 32, got married. The Glee refugee and television serial killer married his lady love of eight years, Mia Swier, in New Orleans yesterday according to Us Weekly. Darren wore an all-white tux. What a slap in the face to all of us that white tux is. Why not keep it elegant yet simple by wearing a tuxedo speedo, Darren? You’re always wearing wacky shit anyways!

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