Don’t care for Game Of Thrones? Well, you can go fuck yourself (Michael K INCLUDED). This is coming straight from the horse’s mouth (confirmation needed, could be the other end). Kit Harington, who plays mopey orphan Jon Snow, has a message for critics who weren’t thrilled with waiting two years for the season premiere (SPOILER ALERT) just to watch Cersei give Pacey Witter an unenthusiastic pity fuck in the throne room closet. Seriously guys, if this is you, Kit says you can go fuck yourself.
I mean, if we’re going to get into a mess involving Trump, Cher, and immigration, we may as well first dust our eyes with some bodyguard hotness and perfectly plucked man brows. Now that our eyes have been cleaned, let’s shit them up!
Cher has long been a liberal warrior who uses Twitter to trash Trump while pushing our brains to their breaking point as we try to figure out what the hell she’s trying to say (but by now many of us are fluent in Twitter Cher). But the other day, Cher cher’d her thoughts on immigration and received slow claps from Trump supporters like James Woods, and even got a cheer from Jabba the Trump himself. It truly is the time to be a parka salesperson in Hell, because so much weird shit is happening (like Trump blowing an air kiss at Cher) and it proves that Hell hasn’t reached above 30 degrees Fahrenheit in ages.
In case you’ve been looking for another reason to visit Florida, the Florida Travel Advisory Board has your answer: horny alligators! Turns out warming temps and mating season have made typical Florida alligators turn into typical Florida people by acting like aggressive horn dogs who will show up uninvited in your pool or under your car.
Laura Ingraham, whose own brother thinks she’s a “monster” and has no soul, has pissed off the black community. And this ain’t the first time. And methinks (100% guaranteeeeeeeeed) it won’t be the last time.
Laura Ingraham went full Laura Ingraham on a segment about Nipsey Hussle‘s murder which included jokes, banter, lots of smiles, and showing a rapper who isn’t Nipsey Hussle.
You’re not going to have Angelina Jolie-Pitt to kick around anymore! You’re going to have to save your petty scorn for somebody else (I’m looking at you, Chelsea), because that woman no longer exists. Us Weekly reports that Angie’s legally rid herself of the Pitt name. This is probably the closest she’ll come to erasing the whole sordid affair short of commissioning an enormous wicker basket and leaving all of her children on the steps of a church.
Brandi Glanville is sorry for being a drunk mess. So sorry she’s literally crying about it. Wow, relatable. We’ve been there. I mean, but usually when I’m crying about being a drunk mess my blood-alcohol level would confirm the behavior, but hey, what’s the point in messy paparazzi pics if you don’t milk them for all the dollars you can?