Kit Harington Has Words For Those Who Criticize “Game Of Thrones”

/ April 16, 2019

Don’t care for Game Of Thrones? Well, you can go fuck yourself (Michael K INCLUDED). This is coming straight from the horse’s mouth (confirmation needed, could be the other end). Kit Harington, who plays mopey orphan Jon Snow, has a message for critics who weren’t thrilled with waiting two years for the season premiere (SPOILER ALERT) just to watch Cersei give Pacey Witter an unenthusiastic pity fuck in the throne room closet. Seriously guys, if this is you, Kit says you can go fuck yourself.

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Cher Called Trump “A Thug With A Lizard Brain” After He Praised Her For Her Immigration Thoughts 

/ April 16, 2019

I mean, if we’re going to get into a mess involving Trump, Cher, and immigration, we may as well first dust our eyes with some bodyguard hotness and perfectly plucked man brows. Now that our eyes have been cleaned, let’s shit them up!

Cher has long been a liberal warrior who uses Twitter to trash Trump while pushing our brains to their breaking point as we try to figure out what the hell she’s trying to say (but by now many of us are fluent in Twitter Cher). But the other day, Cher cher’d her thoughts on immigration and received slow claps from Trump supporters like James Woods, and even got a cheer from Jabba the Trump himself. It truly is the time to be a parka salesperson in Hell, because so much weird shit is happening (like Trump blowing an air kiss at Cher) and it proves that Hell hasn’t reached above 30 degrees Fahrenheit in ages.

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Rappers Are Calling On Fox News To Fire Laura Ingraham Over Her Nipsey Hussle Segment

/ April 16, 2019

Laura Ingraham, whose own brother thinks she’s a “monster” and has no soul, has pissed off the black community. And this ain’t the first time. And methinks (100% guaranteeeeeeeeed) it won’t be the last time.

Laura Ingraham went full Laura Ingraham on a segment about Nipsey Hussle‘s murder which included jokes, banter, lots of smiles, and showing a rapper who isn’t Nipsey Hussle.

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Angelina Jolie Is Now Pitt-Less

/ April 16, 2019

You’re not going to have Angelina Jolie-Pitt to kick around anymore! You’re going to have to save your petty scorn for somebody else (I’m looking at you, Chelsea), because that woman no longer exists. Us Weekly reports that Angie’s legally rid herself of the Pitt name. This is probably the closest she’ll come to erasing the whole sordid affair short of commissioning an enormous wicker basket and leaving all of her children on the steps of a church.

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Brandi Glanville Tearfully Apologized For Being A Drunk Mess In Front Of Paparazzi

/ April 16, 2019

Brandi Glanville is sorry for being a drunk mess. So sorry she’s literally crying about it. Wow, relatable. We’ve been there. I mean, but usually when I’m crying about being a drunk mess my blood-alcohol level would confirm the behavior, but hey, what’s the point in messy paparazzi pics if you don’t milk them for all the dollars you can?

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