Category: Prince Harry

There’s Another Trailer For Netflix’s “Harry And Meghan,” Which Debuts This Week

December 5, 2022 / Posted by:

Today, you can expect every single government to announce that December 8th is an international holiday where we must gather around our televisions and silently take in the instantly important cultural artifact now known as Netflix’s Harry & Meghan. After declaring war on Prince William and Princess Kate by dropping the first trailer for this shit during the Waleses’ Boston tour and cruelly paying all those fans to boo P. Willy and Kate at a Celtics game (that’s EXACTLY what happened!!!!), Prince Harry and Meghan Markle are back in the second trailer for their docuseries, where they continue to go on about why they left life as senior royals. Netflix also confirmed that Volume I (a pretentious way of saying “the first three episodes) will be released this Thursday, December 8th, and Volume II (a pretentious way of saying “the last three episodes”) will be released a week later on December 15th. But not to worry if you don’t have Netflix; you can catch this when it plays at the Smithsonian since that’s exactly where this pivotal piece of history is headed!

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Sources Say The Sussexes Have “Declared War” On The Wales By Releasing The Trailer For “Meghan & Harry” During Their “Super Bowl” Charity Event

December 2, 2022 / Posted by:

If memory serves, America did an entire revolution so we wouldn’t have to be bothered with the goings on of the British Royal Family. So I am a bit perplexed as to why they keep washing up on our shores, looking for attention and dumping their family tea all up in our harbors. As if we don’t have our own traditions of feuding inbred clans to contend with! Page Six reports that sources claim that the release of the trailer for Prince Harry and his American Wife Meghan Markle’s Netflix documentary, Harry & Meghan, is part of a ”coordinated campaign” to “overshadowPrince William and Princess Kate’s “Super Bowlcharity trip to Boston. And the Daily Mail says the documentary as a whole is tantamount to “a declaration of war,” which, as far as I can tell, ain’t got shit to do with the price of tea, which, BY THE WAY, should be free since we didn’t ask for it and y’all just dumped it on us anyway. I mean, we will take it. But we are not paying a penny more than we’re already shelling out for our Netflix subscriptions! 

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The Teaser Trailer For Netflix’s “Harry & Meghan” Is Out But Where Are Their Palm Trees Of Love?!

December 1, 2022 / Posted by:

As Prince William and Princess Kate take Boston by STORM heavy rainfall so-so rainfall barely a light drizzle, Netflix has released the first trailer for Prince Harry and Meghan Markle’s reality show, I mean, docuseries. You may be thinking that Harry, Meghan, and their PR team are cackling into the morning Montecito air over their trailer snatching the attention away from P. Willy and Kate’s three-day tour through the land of Dunkin. But according to sources, Harry and Meghan were trying to get Netflix to push the release of their docuseries into next year because they wanted to tone down what they’ve said about the Royal Family following the death of THE QUEEN. But Netflix needs to get their money’s worth from the multi-year deal they signed with Harry and Meghan two years ago, so they’re reportedly releasing the whole thing on December 8th. And this morning, the first trailer came out. So if the trailer cuts out while you’re watching it, that’s probably just from Meghan sneakily pulling the plug on Netflix’s server as Harry plays lookout.

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One Of “The Real Housewives Of DC” Wants Us All To Know That She Had A Month-Long Fling With Prince Harry Back In The Day

November 29, 2022 / Posted by:

If this headline seems vaguely familiar, it’s because Catherine “Cat” Ommanney/her nanny already spilled this shit back in 2010. But, it seems as though Cat, a cast member of the long-defunct The Real Housewives of DC, decided to slink out of obscurity to reiterate the story for all of us to consume again; because she says she doesn’t think Prince Harry will mention their month-long tryst in his upcoming memoir, Spare, despite reports that he does talk about some of his other relationships. And also probably because she didn’t want Michaele and Tareq Salahi’s White House breach to be the only semi-memorable stunt to come from someone from arguably the worst Housewives franchise of all time.

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Prince Harry And Meghan Markle’s Netflix Docuseries Is Reportedly Coming Out December 8

November 22, 2022 / Posted by:

There’s been a lot of buzz about Prince Harry and Meghan Markle’s upcoming Netflix docuseries. In the wake of THE QUEEN’S death, Harry and Meghan allegedly wanted to cut out chunks of the doc to soften what they’d said on camera (“Edit out me’ entire monologue where I call me’ grandmum a squeaky ol’ fart balloon”). There were also reports that Netflix had delayed the release date because it was too close to the fifth season of The Crown. But, last week, we learned that Netflix would go ahead with their original plan and drop the doc in early December. And now we have a possible release date: Page Six reports that the docuseries will come out December 8. Wow. Woooow. On the 42nd anniversary of John Lennon’s untimely death? How gauche.

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Prince Harry And Meghan Markle’s Netflix Docuseries Will Debut Next Month After All

November 17, 2022 / Posted by:

It’s hard to believe that people, MYSELF INCLUDED, thought that the reign of King Charles III would be a flop. So it is with much humility and shame that I must commend him for the fortitude and bravery with which he has faced his toughest challenges as a monarch since outing himself as a feminine hygiene fetishist. From being portrayed by an egregiously more handsome man on The Crown, to ducking eggs like a nebbish third grader who inadvertently wandered into the middle of a dodgeball game, Chuckie Trips has handled himself with aplomb and barely even got ink in his mouth that one time he used that leaky pen. So I am now convinced that there is no storm that King Charles III can’t weather, and that includes Prince Harry and Meghan Markle’s Netflix documentary series being released in time for Christmas, instead of next year as they reportedly wanted. Even if, as The Sun reports, Harry and Megan weren’t able to make the final changes they wanted to soften the blow in the wake of THE QUEEN’s passing. Now Charles, like Harry, Meghan and the rest of us, are just going to have to suck it up and raw-dog the truth. Consequences be damned!

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