Open Post: Hosted By The Grandma And Her Accidental Thanksgiving Guest Who Are Spending Their 7th Turkey Day Together

/ November 24, 2022

While Thanksgiving is sold as the day when we should be thankful for everything and everyone in our lives, many people struggle with complicated familial relationships this time of year. Most of us don’t get to choose our families, but it seems like Wanda Dench and Jamal Hinton have done just that. A few years ago, they went viral when Wanda inadvertently texted a Thanksgiving dinner invitation to Jamal that was meant for her grandson. Jamal asked if he could come to dinner anyway, and Wanda didn’t hesitate to welcome him to her table; today will mark the seventh Thanksgiving they’ve spent together.

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Hot Slut Of The Day!

/ November 24, 2022

Paula Abdul’s Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade Performance!

At the end of Thanksgiving today, many of us will use the teeny tiny bit of energy we have left to open up our eating holes to say, “I really ATE that,” after filling our stomach bags with massive amounts of turkey, butter, carbs, and the sweet nectar. But the one who really ATE today is Paula Abdul, who became the queen of Macy’s Thanksgiving Day parade after she tap synched on a gold turkey float while moving her lips to Straight Up. Here I was hoping that this year’s parade would feature a make-up session between Al Roker (who missed the parade for the first time in 27 years because blood clots are fucking with him) and his butter arch rival, but I’ll gladly take the turkey-flavored LSD trip of Paula Abdul dancing in front a Jennie-O float and a ladder instead.

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Birthday Sluts

/ November 24, 2022
Billy Connolly (80)
Peyton Meyer (24)
Sarah Hyland (32)
Tom Odell (32)
Sabi (35)
Elena Satine (34)
Jeremiah Brent (38)
Karine Vanasse (39)
Leah Jenner (40)
Katherine Heigl (44)
Colin Hanks (45)
Jacki-O (47)

Pic: WATFORD/Mirrorpix/Mirrorpix via Getty Image

Stephen Merchant (48)
Danielle Nicolet (49)
Lola Glaudini (51)
Dawn Robinson (54)
Shirley Henderson (57)
Garret Dillahunt (58)
Denise Crosby (65)
Ruben Santiago-Hudson (66)
Lee Michaels (77)
Pete Best (81)
Candy Darling (1944-1974)
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Night Crumbs

/ November 23, 2022

While many hos would gladly let Daniel Craig stuff their bird, Daniel Craig is not into stuffing birds with stuffing. While on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, Daniel named Thanksgiving as his favorite holiday but got grossed out when talking about the “abomination” that is stuffing. Daniel doesn’t fuck with stuffing because you use it to “stuff up the ass of a chicken…. a turkey” He said, “stuff up the ass,” like it’s a bad thing! Before you say, “Um, Bond, there is a thing called ‘cooking the stuffing separately so you don’t end up with a slop of salmonella,” he does say that you should cook the stuffing separately.  But I’m just happy that Daniel Craig didn’t drag the true underappreciated star of Thanksgiving dinner: canned cranberries! So thank you for that, Daniel! – Celebitchy

Oh, I see that Tom Hiddleston is working my usual “walking the dog during a California winter” ensemble of shorts, boots, and a puffy jacket – Lainey Gossip

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Open Post: Hosted By Camila Cabello Making Fun Of Herself For How She Pronounces “Christmas”

/ November 23, 2022

I guess all that making out with Shawn Mendes in front of the paparazzi really did a number on Camila Cabello‘s tongue dexterity because when she covered I’ll Be Home For Christmas last year, people were a bit confused by how she was pronouncing the holiday’s name as though she’s a toddler with a burnt tongue who just had dental surgery. Not one to shy from attention, Camila leaned in and poked fun at her own inability to say Christmas, getting over 2 million likes on TikTok.

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King Charles Hosted His First State Banquet As King

/ November 23, 2022

Last night was King Charles’ very first state banquet as monarch. The dinner was held for South Africa’s visiting president, Cyril Ramaphosa, who was originally scheduled to make the trip in September. THE QUEEN’S death forced him to reschedule. This banquet was a very big deal (for people who actually give a rat’s ass about the monarchy), so the Royals decided to to bust out the big guns. Their version of “the big guns” is, of course, sparkly tiaras. Queen Consort Camilla wore THE QUEEN’S Belgian Sapphire Tiara and Kate Middleton wore Queen Mary’s Lover’s Knot tiara. The King didn’t get to wear shit. He kept his dome diamond, sapphire, and hair-free. Continue reading

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