Kanye West And Kim Kardashian Settle Their Divorce, And He Will Pay Her $200K A Month In Child Support

November 30, 2022 / Posted by:

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West‘s unholy union is officially officially OVER! After years of terrorizing the masses with their stale, manufactured love they’ve finally reached the final round of The Divorce Game by settling their assets and cutting ties with one another for good. But their most precious, permanent assets are their children North, Saint, Chicago, and Psalm. In their child support agreement, Kim will be receiving $200K a month from Kanye, and the payments are due on the first of each month, which will definitely eat away at Kanye’s millionaire status in no time since his bank account is rapidly wasting away into a pile of skin and bones.

According to TMZ, Kim can sleep a little easier with an extra two hundred grand underneath her pillow, which she probably won’t even use on the kids because she’s already rich. Expect her new face and body parts to debut incrementally throughout 2023 as she will most certainly morph into her final form over the next twelve months. But in any case, we can all breathe now because we were so concerned for the children’s well-being (we really were though). Now we know Kim will be able to take care of them financially and still have some money left for butt lifts, weaves, and skin tightening. And $200,000 a month is just HALF of what it takes to raise the Kimye bunch.

According to the settlement, Kim and Kanye will get joint custody with “equal access” to their 4 children. Although the docs say equal access, sources with direct knowledge tell us Kim will have the kids the lion’s share of the time. Even Kanye has acknowledged Kim already has the kids 80% of the time.

According to the settlement, Kanye will pay Kim $200,000 a month in child support. Our sources say Kanye’s not footing the full bill for child support — that’s just his share. In addition, he’s responsible for 50% of their kids’ educational expenses, including tuition. He’s also responsible for 50% of their children’s security expenses.

Is there an amount of money left in this settlement to keep the kids away from the rest of the Koven? Because that would be way more valuable than frivolities like security and education. Kim and Kanye have also agreed to attend mediation in the event there’s ever an issue with their children and whoever doesn’t show up (aka Kanye) defaults the final decision to the parent who does. But in the Showcase Showdown of this star-studded divorce, TMZ also reports Kim got the Grand Prize of the $4.5 million house Kanye bought next door to her.

According to the divorce settlement…Ye will transfer the title of the 3,650 square foot, 5 bedroom home to Kim — and she’ll now be responsible for all expenses related to the property. The home borders Kim’s lot, so she’ll likely just tear it down — as it needs a ton of work — and add to her acreage.

And the winner of today’s episode of The Divorce Game is (drum roll) US! Because we can now shove their marriage and all the other drama surrounding it into a time capsule marked “Pandora’s box 2022.”  And let’s never open it because only horrible things will happen if we try to see what’s inside.

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