Category: Assholes

Alec Baldwin Reportedly Got Pissy And Yelled At A Female Server During An Event

May 20, 2023 / Posted by:

Now that Alec Baldwin is finally free after the charges against him for the Rust shooting were dropped last month, he can go back to his normal life of pretending his wife Hilaria Balwin is from Barthhhhhhelona and being a dick. I mean, he’s been doing both those things all throughout the legal proceedings, but now he can do it without the threat of jail over his head. And what’s the first thing a celebrity does after being cleared of criminal manslaughter charges? That’s right. Berate service workers!

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Sam Smith Was Harassed On The Street By Far-Right Conspiracy Theorists Who Called Them “Demonic” And A “Pedophile”

February 17, 2023 / Posted by:

The Advocate reports that a video of Sam Smith being harassed in New York has gone viral. The clip shows the 30-year-old singer minding their own business in Central Park, when a bunch of far-right homophobes/transphobes begin verbally assaulting them. A very angry woman screams at Sam to “leave the kids alone!” She calls them a “demonic, twisted, sick bastard”, and a “pedophile”. Another person shouts, “Groomer!” In the video, Sam pauses to film the harassers before walking away. Too bad they weren’t wearing their wacky inflatable black balloon costume from the BRIT Awards. Coulda bounced those conservative pricks into the next stratosphere. Continue reading

John Carpenter Wanted To Quit Hollywood After Working With Chevy Chase

January 14, 2023 / Posted by:

In the latest episode of I Hate Chevy!, a veteran of Hollywood has also declared his undying disdain for the difficult actor. Writer-director and horror pioneer John Carpenter sat down with Variety to reminisce about his storied career, from directing Halloween to making music. He’s proud of almost everything he’s done, but there’s one thing he regrets: working with Chevy Chase. Stand in line, John. I think it’s safe to say that every working actor regrets having been exposed to Chevy.

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Mel B Says That James Corden Isn’t Very Nice

December 2, 2022 / Posted by:

James Corden is an asshole. You know it, I know it, the waitstaff at Balthazar knows it. And now Mel B has joined the growing list of Corden-haters. The Wrap reports that, during an appearance on the British chat show The Big Narstie Show, Mel was asked, “Who is the biggest dickhead celebrity you have ever met?” While most celebs would plead the fifth, Scary Spice has never been one to bite her (pierced) tongue. And she didn’t just give us a name. She gave up names. Plural. Mel answered, “So, there’s a few. James Corden, Geri Halliwell, Jessie J, and me.” James? Duh. Geri? Makes sense; there’s old Spice Girl beef. Jessie J? These two also have history. Mel once called her the most overrated” pop singer. Finally, Mel B listing herself: a stroke of genius. Softens the blow, makes her seem self-aware and willing to poke fun at herself. All in all, a perfect, shady answer to a perfect, shady question. Continue reading


A Radio Host Called Teresa Giudice An “Idiot,” “Monster,” And “The Rudest Person Ever” After He Interviewed Her

December 1, 2022 / Posted by:

The Real Housewives of New Jersey mainstay, Teresa Giudice, is most well known for flipping tables/tossing drinks when outraged, constantly feuding with her family, and serving prison time for being complicit in her ex-husband, Joe “Juicy” Giudice’s financial fraud schemes–so it should come as no surprise that she’s a “Teresa Giudice’s second wedding hair”-sized asshole. But, despite Teresa being a newlywed who should be radiating the ironic “love, love, love” garbage she’s always spewing, radio host Billy Costa said that after her recent train wreck of an interview on his show, she’s the rudest person he’s ever had the displeasure of dealing with. 

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James Corden Pissed Off Balthazar’s Owner Again and Ricky Gervais Called Out Him Out For Stealing A Joke

November 1, 2022 / Posted by:

If you’re wondering if it’s safe to eat at Balthazar in New York City if you have an asshole allergy, I’d advise you to play it safe and avoid it until such time as owner Keith McNalley can clarify whether or not James Corden is banned from dining there. Keith has posted about James once again, calling his Late Late Show apologycontrived and phony” following yet another newspaper interview proclaiming he had done nothing wrong. You see, asshole allergies, in my experience, are like peanut allergies, which means that even if James isn’t eating at Balthazar at the time of your visit, even the smallest particle of his noxious presence can cause an extreme reaction. In fact, James is such an irritant that other assholes can barely tolerate his ass. Even a Teflon A-hole like Ricky Gervais was brought to his knees and deleted a tweet he posted accusing James of stealing a joke from his 2018 Netflix special Humanity, because he “started to feel sorry for him.” So you’ve got to trust me on this. It’s not worth the risk.

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