Category: Tom Holland

The Rumors About Tom Holland And Zendaya’s Engagement Are Not True, According To Zendaya’s Mother

December 1, 2022 / Posted by:

There are way too many outside folks who are fully invested in Tom Holland and Zendaya‘s relationship because they really want to see them get married. And by Hollywood’s standards, they both should have had at least one failed marriage by now (they’re both 26), so time’s a wastin’! But if you’re one of the TomDaya enthusiasts who are eagerly awaiting their wedding day followed by a Spiderman-themed baby shower, you’ll have to wait a bit longer. Because even though it’s been reported the two of them are about to web sling towards the altar, Zendaya’s mother, Claire Stoermer, has some terrible news for you: it ain’t happening!

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Tom Holland And Zendaya May Have Bought A House Together

February 7, 2022 / Posted by:

Things may be getting serious for Tom Holland and Zendaya. Spider-Man and Meechee, both 25, have officially been dating for an indeterminate length of time; at least since last July, when they were papped making out in a car. Now The Mirror is reporting that they bought a £3 million ($4.1 million) six-bedroom semi-detached home together in Tom’s native London. Jesus. When I was 25 I was renting a basement apartment with approximately 25,000 roommates (they were potato bugs). Continue reading

“Spider-Man” Producer, Amy Pascal, Says She Warned Tom Holland And Zendaya From Dating Each Other

December 20, 2021 / Posted by:

Short King, Tom Holland, is only 25-years-old and he’s already ready to take time off from work and start a family. It probably helps that he’s dating 25-year-old Zendaya who is at least guaranteed more than seven minutes of work in the next Dune movie, so she can sustain them financially. JK, but these two follow in the footsteps of like every pairing of Spider-Man co-stars ever in that they met on set and started dating and are now a power couple. But that almost wasn’t the case, as a producer of the series, Amy Pascal, recently revealed that she initially warned both Tom and Zendaya from dating each other. But clearly, she doesn’t know that the fans are thirsty for pictures of hot people kissing each other so you should never tell two celebrities to not bump down-low parts.

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Tom Holland Is Playing Fred Astaire In A New Biopic

December 6, 2021 / Posted by:

25-year-old Tom Holland is not only a web-slinging comic book hero who CGI-swings around New York City as Spider-Man. He’s also a badass dancer IRL. We’ve all seen him do Rihanna‘s Umbrella like he recorded and produced the song himself, and that’s just the tip of the iceberg. Tom got his start dancing in stage musicals and also knows gymnastics. So when it came time to cast a cute skinny boy to play Fred Astaire in a new biopic, the choice was clear! I mean, Timothee Chalamet doesn’t dance as far as I know, so who else could they have chosen? But I have to ask: WWFAS (What would Fred Astaire say?). No, seriously, because Fred Astaire didn’t want any movies made about him.

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Tom Holland Hated That Pictures Of Him And Zendaya Kissing In A Car Went Viral

November 17, 2021 / Posted by:

First and foremost, Zendaya is, and will always be, Meechee. But she’s also dating Tom Holland. After years of playfully denying rumors that go back as far as 2017’s Spider-Man: Homecoming in which she played Mary Jane to Tom’s Spidey, they were papped together making out in a car earlier this year. This was despite their best efforts to keep their private lives private. But now that they’ve re-teamed for Spider-Man: No Way Home which comes out next month, they’re having to make the rounds together and get asked a bunch of nosy questions that don’t have anything to do with Zendaya’s star-making turn as Meechee in the 2018 hit song Zendaya Is Meechee. As such, Tom covers GQ Magazine and says that the pictures of him and Zendaya going public made him sad. And just look at his wittle face! Now I feel bad for enjoying them.

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A Bunch Of Actors From The Old Spider-Man Movies Will Return For Appearances In “Spider Man 3”

December 9, 2020 / Posted by:

Like many people on Earth (presumably), Spider-Man 2 (2004) is one of my favorite films. I love Kirsten Dunst and her little teefies, Tobey Maguire was a cutie, and, thanks in part to an incredibly explicit sex dream about Alfred Molina, it is my belief that Otto “Doctor Octopus” Octavius is the best movie superhero villain of all time. All-time! So imagine my horny surprise when it was announced that a bunch of old Spider-verse actors are either in talks or confirmed to return for the third Spider-Man film starring Tom Holland. That includes Kirsten, my dream-lover Alfred Molina, plus Andrew Garfield as the second Spider-Man, Emma Stone as Gwen Stacy, and Jamie Foxx as Electro (who?)!

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