Not having much of a personal investment in the outcome of Kanye West (sorry but mononyms like “Ye” must be earned, not taken) and Kim Kardashian’s divorce, I was surprised to find myself getting a little misty-eyed thinking about the potential fate of their haunted mausoleum which has provided me with many years of much-needed catharsis and amusement. Yet it seems Kim’s friend Foodgod (mononym earned) isn’t the only deity working in/for her favor. Even now that Kanye has been kicked to the curb, Hephaestus, the Greek God of design and creativity, continues to shine his favor on Kim and all she touches and sits her ass on in that barren wasteland she calls a home.
Josh Duggar’s Wife Storms Out Of Court After Prosecutors Allege That The Password He Used To Access The Dark Web Was The Same As His Family’s IG Account
You know how they say you shouldn’t use the same password for everything because it’s not safe? Well, pedophile piece of trash Josh Duggar is giving us a PRIME example of that as he continues his trial for being charged with receiving and possessing child sexual abuse materials. And let’s just say that Ghislaine Maxwell must be happy this trial is going on at the same time to take a little attention away from her “alleged” predatory actions. Josh was charged back in April and the trial began at the end of last month. Not only have details emerged about the “porn” Josh likes (spoiler alert: it’s beyond dark-sided) but he is alleged to have used the same password to access his child sexual abuse materials as he did for the family’s Instagram account, their bank account, and much more.
I can hardly think of an unholier trinity than The Kardashian Formerly Known as Kanye West, Marilyn Manson, and Justin Bieber, huddled together in prayer and wearing the entire sales rack at Sheets-R-Us, but I guess that’s what passes for church these days. According to Page Six, Ye has resurrected his Sunday Service concerts and at one held yesterday on an undisclosed rooftop somewhere in LA, his new friend Marilyn led a prayer circle. Justin also read a prayer where he thanked God for birds when what he should be praying for is God’s aim when he finally moves on Marilyn. “Lord, give me the strength to step back 10 feet, I’m not trying to get struck by some other dude’s lighting On This Sunday, Amen!”