Open Post: Hosted By The TSA Reminding People To Not Send Pets Through The Airport Security X-Ray Machine
Every day in airports across the world, security screeners probably get heaping eyefuls of the skeletal inner workings of double dongs, anal beads, and pocket pussies. But earlier this week, airport security agents experienced the utter shock of seeing the inside of an actual pussy! Surprisingly, this isn’t even the first time this has happened, and the TSA is reminding travelers that sending furry friends through the x-ray machine is a no-no, and they must let the cat out of the bag.
Hugh Grant Admits He Had A Tantrum On The Set Of The “Dungeons & Dragons” Movie
Hugh Grant has always been a grump. His ex, Elizabeth Hurley, says her friends refer to him as “Grumpelstiltskin”. But on the set of his latest flick, Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves, “Grumpelstiltskin” got upgraded to “asshole with an anger problem.” Yahoo! reports that 62-year-old Hugh admitted to losing his fucking shit on a woman who walked into his eye line during a take. So, Hugh did a Christian Bale. And that’s exactly how he describes it: “I did a Christian Bale.”
Christine Taylor Reveals What Led To Getting Back Together With Ben Stiller After Their Separation
Back in 2017, Ben Stiller and Christine Taylor announced their marriage was done after 17 years. But a couple of years later, it looked like Movie Marcia Brady, and Zoolander were back together. Ben and Christine are a married couple again . Christine was a guest on The Drew Barrymore Show yesterday and talked about what brought them back together. While quarantine taught some couples that they can’t stand each other, it did the opposite for Ben and Christine. “There were no other distractions,” she explained. Well, no distractions, except for that one time when Nepo Baby Ben defended nepo babies on Twitter before that was even a thing.
Sarah Ferguson Might Present At The Oscars Thanks To Her Friendship With Lisa Marie Presley
The decidedly unhip British Invasion 2.0 continues apace with The Sun reporting that since she and her free-loading, no-rent paying roommate/ex-husband Prince Andrew got booted out of their Royal Lodge by his brother King Charles III, Sarah Ferguson aka Original Fergie, has been nosing around on this side of the pond, and has already “struck up a close friendship with” a “mysterious Texan billionaire” while “networking in the US.” And Fergie’s next conquest might take place at this Sunday’s Oscars ceremony. The Sun reports that Fergie may even take the stage to hand out an award based on her “very close” friendship with the Presley family, recently-deceased Lisa Marie Presley in particular. My, my, my; m’lady sure does get around!
Tom Brady Responds To The Rumors He’s About To Ditch His Retirement By Announcing He Just Adopted A Kitten
I’m assuming the boredom is finally starting to kick in for Tom Brady, as he is almost at the one-year mark from the last time he retired and then took it back. The aftermath of that decision saw the crumbling of both his career and his family, which must still haunt him on a daily basis. However, in an attempt to make sure he doesn’t make the same mistake twice, Tom has addressed rumors that he’s on the verge of divorcing his retirement and running back into the arms of his one true love; football. And it’s a claim Tom is happily refuting because of the new addition to his family; a kitten.
Nick Cannon Teased An Upcoming Game Show Where The Winner Gets To Have His Baby, But It’s Not Real… Yet
Live-action sperm sprinkler Nick Cannon, known in special circles as The Coochie Commander, has an estimated net worth of $20 million. However, when you have as many children as he does, that money could easily dwindle down to about $20 within the next decade. So in an attempt to make sure he keeps the cash and the kids constantly coming in, Nick has announced he will be starring in a brand new game show where the woman who wins gets to have his baby. Now, wait! Before you begin thinking that the bar truly is in Hell, please know that this is part of an upcoming sketch show from mini mastermind of mockery Kevin Hart, who is leaping at the chance to make fun of Nick’s penchant for parenthood and punani.