After winning a Jell-o Wrasslin’ contest over Lance Bass for the Brady Bunch house, HGTV announced plans to turn it into the brown and orange toned shag carpet day dream of 1970s delights. The house in Studio City, CA used for the exterior shots of The Brady Bunch will be gutted and the inside turned into an exact replica of the interior set. Well, Marcia (AKA “Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!”), Jan, Cindy, Greg, Peter and Bobby were all on hand to (collect a quick check) and help usher in the re-dawning of this most fabulous decade as re-imagined through reality renovation television.
And all I can think of is poor, sexy Joshua Jackson probably sitting in the stands of an abandoned hockey rink in Canada somewhere, swilling a Labatt Blue in just a jockstrap, and wondering why the hell his hot blonde German ex just had a baby with greasy crossbow guy from the zombie show. Pacey – I’m available to you for consoling. Diane Kruger, 42, has given birth to her first baby with Norman Reedus, 49, according to UsWeekly and People. There are no pics yet, so it’s unknown whether or not Diane gave birth to the squintiest baby in history.
If you asked me a couple of weeks ago who Georgie Dann is, I’d reach deep into my asshole, and after pushing away Jimmy Hoffa’s severed arm and Kanye West’s lost sense of reason, I’d pull out a bullshit answer by saying, “Georgie Dann is a Steely Dan cover band fronted by Prince George and they perform exclusively in the Buckingham Palace dining room after family dinners.” But I learned about the existence of the real Georgie Dann thanks to reader CinnamonGirl who dropped him into my box as a HSOTD nomination.
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Rebel Wilson felt the wrath of Twitter and those who have a PhD in the history of rom-coms after she wrongly declared that she’s the first ever plus-size actress to be the star of a romantic comedy. When people tried to pop the bubble of delusion that Rebel lives in by letting her know about Queen Latifah and Ricki Lake, she doubled down and said that “technically” it’s not clear if those actresses are considered plus-size and “technically” it’s not clear if they were billed as the sole star. Oh, Rebel, technically you’re wrong and technically you’re the Sam Smith of plus-size actresses. And I bet Goopy Paltrow is on the sidelines saying, “Um, excuse you, but what about me in Shallow Hal?!” – Lainey Gossip
Behold, the first look of Goopy Paltrow in her wedding dress. And I’m not sure why she choose the picture where she’s screaming because her marital coochie egg is almost falling out – Just Jared
Why didn’t anybody tell me that Billy Eichner plays Peter Pan Dude in American Horror Story: Apocalypse? – Pajiba
Along with NeNe Leakes’ extra long Top Ramen wig, most of those taglines need to be gone with the wind – Reality Tea
In Prince Charles’ Vanity Fair profile, “insiders” bring the pettiness by calling Prince Willy and Duchess Kate “control freaks” while praising Duchess Camilla as a royal favorite. Why do I have a feeling that one of the insider’s name is Lord Kotex McTampax? – Celebitchy
Emily RideAJetSki wore the inside/out carcasses of teddy bears to do Raquel Welch for Halloween – Popoholic
A new Hell IS being trapped in a car with James Corden as he sings Barbra Streisand songs – Boy Culture
Kelly Ripa, who?! – Drunken Stepfather
Either Wesley Snipes is going to have to do runner, or he’s going to have to call up John Leguizamo and start brainstorming who they can get to take over for Patrick Swayze (Cumberbatch would be my choice) in a To Wong Fu reboot because he is going to need a boat load of cash fast. The Blast reports that a judge recently denied Wesley’s settlement proposal to the IRS to pay $850,000 instead of the $9.5 million he owed, which was originally a $23.5 million bill for unpaid taxes for the years 1999 – 2001 (according to Forbes, he earned about $40 million during that time period). Now Wesley has to pay up or die trying.