Jeff Bezos Is Accusing The National Enquirer Of Trying To Blackmail Him With Dick Pics

/ February 8, 2019

Amazon super billionaire Jeff Bezos, who was asking how the National Enquirer got hold of his nudes the other day, has now taken things ten steps further and accused the Enquirer and parent company, American Media Inc., of extortion. And honey, before you think they can claim “defamation” Jeff has plenty of receipts and gets bold. Are you ready for the dick-measuring battle of Pecker (the one on Jeff Bezos’ crotch) v. Pecker (the one who owns the Enquirer)?

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Ariana Grande Is Pissed At The Grammys And She’s Letting Them Know On Twitter

/ February 8, 2019

As you know, it’s been reported that Ariana Grande will not be clipping in her 7-foot long ponytail, slipping on her tallest-heeled thigh-highs, rolling up the sleeves to her immensely-long sweater, and sashaying down the red carpet of the Grammys on Sunday. Despite being nominated twice. The rumor was that she was pissed those music prudes wouldn’t let her sing 7 Rings and so she quit that bitch. Well, after the Grammys made a lacklustre statement about Ariana’s non-attendance, she got even more pissed and decided to lay them out as she’s done to many a Piers Morgan before them.

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Hot Slut Of The Day!

/ February 8, 2019

The automatic dog-petting machine!

There’s many things we’re required to do for our dog friends like feed them, love them, pay to get their anal glands expressed, thank them every morning for being gracious enough to share their bed with us (yes, it’s THEIR bed), and spend as much time as possible petting them. But sometimes us humans have to be extremely selfish and do other things like work and feed ourselves, and we can’t devote every second to slathering our dog friend with affection. So one human invented and made the automatic dog-petting machine.

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Birthday Sluts

/ February 8, 2019
Cecily Strong (35)
Kathryn Newton (22)
Bethany Hamilton (29)
Jeremy Davis (34)
Jim Verraros (36)
Pooch Hall (43)
Abi Titmuss (43)
Seth Green (45)
Joshua Morrow (45)
Big Show (47)
Stephanie Courtney (49)
Mary McCormack (50)
Shiva Rose (50)

Pic: Instagram

Trinny Woodall (55)
Vince Neil (58)
Lin Tucci (59)
John Grisham (64)
Mary Steenburgen (66)
Nick Nolte (78)
Ted Koppel (79)
John Williams (87)
Gary Coleman (1968-2010)
James Dean (1931-1955)
Jack Lemmon (1925-2001)
Audrey Meadows (1922-1996)
Lana Turner (1921-1995)
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Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 35 – “The Middle” Of Hell

/ February 8, 2019

A quick second into this episode, Allison and I slip on our Easy Spirit pumps and powerwalk through the racist revenge fantasy messiness created by Liam Neeson, and then we run through the WTFness that came out of Michelle Rodriguez’s mouth while defending him. Once we finish that, we talk about Justin Bieber and Hailey Baldwin’s Vogue cover, the terrifying closet ghost of North Carolina, and Delta and Coca-Cola joining forces to bring some junior high school romance to flights. We also quickly get into Jennifer Lawrence’s engagement, Kate Beckinsale and Pete Davidson, Gwyneth Paltrow’s ski accident, Bradley Cooper’s woes about not getting a Best Director Oscar nomination, and Steve Buscemi’s thoughts on being deepfaked.

We end by predicting the Grammy winners, which leads to that damn The Middle song burrowing into my brain again. BAY-BEH!

You can listen to us on iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher, TuneIn, iHeartRadio, and Google Play. If you’ve got a tip, advice question, or want to bitch us out, e-mail us at: dtp@dlisted.com!

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Night Crumbs

/ February 7, 2019

Prepare to unleash your UnimpressedViolaDavisPickingUpHerPurseAndLeaving.GIF! Michelle Rodriguez decided to drop a hot take on Liam Neeson’s racist revenge fantasy story. Expert in racism, Dr. Michelle, says that there is no way Liam Neeson is racist, because if he was, he wouldn’t have stuck his tongue down Viola Davis’ throat with such passion in Widows. Dr. Michelle says that racists don’t make out with the race they hate (“Is that so?” said the ghost of every slave who was raped by a slave master). I can almost feel MRod’s last working brain cell explode as she produced that WTF take  – Just Jared

Paramount has finally taken a stake to the World War Z sequel – Lainey Gossip 

FALSE ALARM! It looks like the Oscar people pulled their head out of their gold-plated asses and finally invited Allison Janney to present at this year’s ceremony – Vanity Fair

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