Category: Real Housewives of New Jersey

Andy Cohen Addressed The Flak He’s Catching For Applauding “Real Housewives” Who’ve Lost Weight With Ozempic

April 6, 2023 / Posted by:

Bravo Daddy Andy Cohen is no stranger to having to put his foot in his large mouth after giving the wrong take (see: backpedaling after caping for convict, Jen Shah) or shit-talking someone (see: Ryan Seacrest) or just doing the most at an inappropriate time (see: lambasting NYC mayor, Bill De Blasio). This time, he’s walking back his adoration of a couple of Real Housewives who’ve appeared on Watch What Happens Live and admitted to using the controversial diabetes-turned-weight-loss-drug, Ozempic.

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Teresa Giudice Of “The Real Housewives Of New Jersey” Defends Husband Luis Ruelas’ Comments About Wearing Her Late Father’s Pajamas

March 23, 2023 / Posted by:

Last summer, Teresa Giudice of Real Housewives of New Jersey got married to Luis “Louie” Ruelas, sporting a hairstyle that was exactly 11 feet high (one foot for every month she spent in the clink). Right now, RHONJ is airing its thirteenth season, and Tre’s wedding special will air a week after the season finale. Currently, the big drama is the never-ending, Hundred Years’ war between Teresa and her brother Joe Gorga/sister-in-law Melissa Gorga, who didn’t end up attending the wedding. For once, I’m Team Teresa. The Gorgas are equal parts exhausting and phony. But then… a twist. In the preview for next week’s episode, Luis is shown having an intense conversation with Joe and utters the following wackadoo sentence: “I live with your four nieces. I wear your father’s pajamas at night to make them feel safe and loving. Do you know that?” Uh, no. I didn’t. I would definitely remember hearing about that one, cuz Teresa and Joe’s father, Giacinto “Nonno” Gorga, died three years ago. So… yeah. Luis has admitted to wearing a dead man’s pajamas.

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“Real Housewives Of New Jersey’s” Melissa Gorga Says Teresa Giudice Had Her Forehead Lengthened

March 20, 2023 / Posted by:

It was only a few months ago that “idiot/monster/rudest person everTeresa Giudice of The Real Housewives of New Jersey got re-married and sported a mountain of tackiness on her head that was sprayed so high up to the gods that it caused Gwyneth Paltrow’s asshole to twitch in anger at the effect the coif had on its supply of pure ozone gas. But Teresa’s head is making headlines again, this time because her sworn enemy Melissa Gorga–who’s also on RHONJ and happens to be married to Teresa’s brother, Joe Gorga–recently spilled that Teresa had her previously tiny forehead lengthened.

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A Radio Host Called Teresa Giudice An “Idiot,” “Monster,” And “The Rudest Person Ever” After He Interviewed Her

December 1, 2022 / Posted by:

The Real Housewives of New Jersey mainstay, Teresa Giudice, is most well known for flipping tables/tossing drinks when outraged, constantly feuding with her family, and serving prison time for being complicit in her ex-husband, Joe “Juicy” Giudice’s financial fraud schemes–so it should come as no surprise that she’s a “Teresa Giudice’s second wedding hair”-sized asshole. But, despite Teresa being a newlywed who should be radiating the ironic “love, love, love” garbage she’s always spewing, radio host Billy Costa said that after her recent train wreck of an interview on his show, she’s the rudest person he’s ever had the displeasure of dealing with. 

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Teresa Giudice Of “Real Housewives Of New Jersey” Got Married Again

August 8, 2022 / Posted by:

No, that isn’t a screengrab of the oldest person to ever get married on My Big Fat American G*ps* Wedding. That is a picture of 50-year-old Teresa Giudice and her new husband, 48-year-old Luis “Louie” Ruelas. Teresa was previously married to Joe Giudice for 20 years, but they divorced after his financial schemes dragged them both to prison and him to deportation. Eventually, Teresa moved on from Joe despite claiming to remain faithful to him for the three years he was in prison and now she’s with businessman, Luis. Luis knows the way to Teresa’s heart and proposed to her last October with a tacky, photographer-heavy moment, so yes, their wedding is exactly the same thing. Someone call Taylor Swift, she’s been replaced as the worst climate criminal–whoever hair-sprayed Teresa’s Bump-It is the newest CO2 emitter on the block.

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Teresa Giudice Of “Real Housewives Of New Jersey” Got Engaged To Luis Ruelas

October 22, 2021 / Posted by:

Real Housewives of New Jersey‘s Teresa Giudice‘s marriage to Joe Giudice ended after he got her wrapped up in financial crimes which she allegedly didn’t know anything about and they both wound up in prison. (Sound familiar? History repeats itself!) Teresa and Joe split up in 2019 after Joe had been deported back to Italy once he served his sentence. Their divorce was finalized in 2020. Also in 2020, 49-year-old Teresa met a new piece, 46-year-old businessman Luis “Louie” Ruelas. Time for them to book his and hers tanning bed appointments for the next couple of decades, because Luis popped the question and Teresa is newly engaged.

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