Category: This Again?

Jennifer Lopez And Ben Affleck FINALLY Purchased A Home

June 1, 2023 / Posted by:

For those that are keeping track, Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck have gone in and out of and in and out of and in and out of escrow on several mansions over the past two years of their never-ending hunt for the perfect enormous place to stay as far away from each other as possible in to separately recharge their “public façade of everlasting love” batteries. But finally, Ben can turn in his room key for whatever Motel 6 he’s been retreating to after his grueling fake shifts at Dunkin’ because the two have finally found a home that must’ve quelled their fighting! And while we all probably have our skeptical faces on (like Jen’s son Max above) about this one sticking, TMZ says they paid almost $61 million cash-in-full for the home and have already started moving in their stuff. 

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Khloé Kardashian Says That Just Because Her Family Has Been Supportive Of Tristan Thompson, It Doesn’t Mean They’re Getting Back Together

May 18, 2023 / Posted by:

Khloé Kardashian has several times tethered herself back to her ex/baby daddy Tristan Thompson’s community ding-a-ling, so it shouldn’t come as a surprise to her that everyone assumes recent things like her birthday tribute to him, her “pride” about his signing with the Lakers, and her family’s support of him at his recent games is all a part of Khloé’s plan to ingratiate him back into their ambivalent public’s good graces. But, she recently took to the comments section of a Khloé Kardashian fan account (how did we get here?) to again swat down the speculation that they’re back together.

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Madonna Kept Her Instagram Mess Train Rolling By First Going Topless And Then Posing As A Sexy Zombie

October 31, 2022 / Posted by:

As we all know, Madonna is still horny as hell and recently asserted that over the past 30+ years, she’s paved the way for artists like Cardi B and others to be inspired by their own dewy nethers. Her preferred medium for expressing her insistence that she’s still got it is Instagram, and she made sure to keep her recent posts seasonally appropriate by giving us “boo!” spooks when she displayed her Madgebags with precariously placed emojis over her nips and then followed that up by posting an unsettling clip of her as a thirsty zombie.

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Khloé Kardashian Is Reportedly Done With Tristan Thompson (Again) And Is In A New Relationship

July 6, 2022 / Posted by:

Last month, “sources” (most likely named Fris Fenner) shared that Khloé Kardashian put her deflated humps back on the market and might be casually seeing a “private equity investor” that her sister, Kim Kardashian, set her up with. He’s so far remained mysterious, which in the Kardashianverse is odd, so until they give up the goods, I’m just going to assume that his name is “George Glass.” But apparently, Khloé has sunk her chicken-taloned claws into this new, mysterious inamorato (who will probably only be exclusive to The Kardashians on Hulu season 2), because sources say she’s happy in this new relationship, and–stop me if you’ve heard this before–she’s totally done with serial cheater and father of her child, Tristan Thompson for good.

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Brad Pitt Wants California’s Supreme Court To Look At The Ruling That Disqualified The Judge From His Custody Fight With Angelina Jolie

September 2, 2021 / Posted by:

Back in July, Angelina Jolie’s wish was granted when Judge John Ouderkirk, the judge in her custody fight against Brad Pitt, was disqualified from the case by an appellate court. Before that decision, Judge Ouderkirk gave temporary 50/50 custody of the child army to Brad Pitt, which is what Brad wanted. But when Judge Ouderkirk was Ourderkirk’d to the curb (just pretend that worked) by three appellate judges, the 50/50 custody decision was declared null and void. Brad is not going down like that, though, and filed a petition to ask California’s highest court to consider reversing that ruling so that Judge Ouderkirk can bust a  “surprise, bitch, I bet you thought you saw the last of me” on Team St. Angie.

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Jennifer Lopez And Ben Affleck Went Instagram Official For Her Birthday

July 25, 2021 / Posted by:

Yesterday, Jennifer Lopez turned 52, and was anyone really expecting it to just slip by unannounced and without drama-packed visual documentation for future generations? This isn’t our first rodeo. The weather outlets have their Stormwatch but here we’re all about Stuntwatch, and the usual suspects rarely disappoint. This past month, we rode out a sugar coma thanks to Gwen Stefani and Blake Shelton getting all mushy and gross; tried to care about Irina Shayk insisting she and Kanye West are, like, really a thing; and then yelled at the screen in exasperation when it told us Angelina Jolie and The Weeknd had been seen eating dinner together.

No one actually buys into any of this stunt fluffage, but just nod along because today’s offering is propping up a candy-coated fantasy of “the love of their lives who got away, stayed away, married other people, had kids, got divorced, and then rediscovered each other just when their stunt-queen spot was getting itchy.” People reports that a quick minute after JLo and Ben Affleck made an appearance on Leah Remini’s Instagram page, they went Instagram Official on her page, in addition to being the bliss-oozing cover story of their August issue.

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