Stop the presses! A Kardashian appeared in public with a noticeably smaller ass! Khloe Kardashian attended a screening of The Kardashians finale wearing a white bodysuit, and some people online noticed that 37-year-old Khloe’s normally shelf-like butt looked, dare I say… normal? Human-like? Like she hasn’t accidentally sat down on a live hornet’s nest?
Here’s the social media response to what surely has to be a sign of the Apocalypse:
I know she’s lost some weight since this picture but for comparison: SO MUCH BETTER pic.twitter.com/QFBZuI1LM9
— Saskia Slavostki (@SaskiaSlovotski) June 17, 2022
— italy. (@maybe_italyyy) June 17, 2022
For a refresher, here’s Khloe’s butt in days of yore:
One Twitterer also pointed out that sister Kim Kardashian is similarly sporting a smaller butt:
— PopCultureObsessed (@bravoist) June 16, 2022
Does this mean the Shelf-Ass Era is coming to a close? But all the influencers just got their BBLs (Brazilian Butt Lifts) to Keep Up With The Kardashians! Next time, give them a head’s up, Khlo. Some of these kids have been saving up their babysitting money for years, and now that they finally bought a gargantuan dumper of their very own, you turn the tables on them. Tsk tsk. Obviously, Khloe hasn’t commented on the speculation. You know the Kardashian-Jenners, they’ll only cop to the odd nose job and lip plumping. Anything else is genetics, waist training corsets, and exercise. Despite ample evidence to the contrary. On the bright side, Khloe’s constantly morphing face can breathe easy; for once, it’s not the body part being scrutinized.