Madonna Regrets Both Of Her Marriages And Says She Has A Current Obsession With Sex

“Did she ever NOT have an obsession with sex,” said everyone. But I’m not sure if you all know this or not, Madonna likes sex. Sure, she’s only reminded us of that every day for the past four decades and has an entire book called SEX, but just in case you were unaware here’s your reminder. However, did you also know that although she’s been married twice her Yelp reviews of her time with Sean Penn and Guy Ritchie would yield a huge “Hell No! Never again!”? That’s what she’s admitting in a new interview where she briefly discusses her marriages but talks at length about world issues. And by “world issues“, I mean SEX!

Page Six reports that Madonna was asked a round of 50 questions during a very strange interview on YouTube where she must have asked the cameraperson to turn up the lighting and filter action so she’d look like a half-naked pirate ghost haunting the English countryside. And Madge wasted absolutely no time letting everyone know when it comes to her likes, sex is at the top of the list. Hell, sex is the list. When asked what her greatest guilty pleasure was, she answered with “Sex“. When asked what her zodiac sign was, she answered “Sex“. I’m sure if they asked her what she ate for breakfast that morning the answer would have been “Eggplants..and sex” because clearly there’s nothing else going on at that house besides bussing it wide all day and all night.

But there were a few other moments where she stopped acting like a horny teenager. For instance, when asked what her biggest regret was she immediately revealed she regretted, not one, but BOTH of her marriages. I’m sure her son Rocco Ritchie loved hearing that response, but he may have been the one holding the camera so it’s probably nothing he isn’t used to hearing already. But the one answer that was the most surprising, outside of discovering how much Madge loves sex (did you know that?), was the occupation she would have selected had she not become the undersexed legend we’ve all come to know and love.

While she’s consistently surrounded by her brood, Madonna admitted in the vid that sex is not only her favorite guilty pleasure but also her current “obsession.” She eventually became more G-rated in her responses when she shared that if she had not become the Queen of Pop, she would have chosen to be a teacher.

I really don’t think the world would have been ready for Miss Ciccone in the classroom! Parents definitely would’ve clutched all their pearls after hearing that Miss Ciccone showed up on the first day of class, tossed the textbook out the window, and said, “Fuck that, let’s talk SEX!”

Check out the entire interview below.

Pic: YouTube