Khloe Kardashian And Tristan Thompson Reportedly Got Back Together… Again
Do you know how news outlets have pre-written obituaries on hand for super-old celebrities? Well, we need that kinda thing for Khloe Kardashian and Tristan Thompson breaking up and getting back together. Cuz my fingers are tired. Alas, here we go again! Way back in June, Khloe, 37, and Tristan, 30, broke up after many, many cheating accusations. This was about a year after they pandemic-reconciled while self-isolating together. The break-up before that was the Jordyn Woods scandal of February 2019. And 2018 was when he got caught cheating while Khloe was about to give birth to their now-3-year-old daughter, True. Cut to today: In Touch reports that Khloe and Tristan are back together because he’s promised “to do better” and “things will be different this time.” HAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA…(cont’d)
…HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH LOLOLOL LMFAO!!!! Whew! Thank you, Tristan. It’s good to laugh again.
Obviously, the reunion isn’t a huge surprise. The couple has been spotted together multiple times over the summer, and Tristan’s been leaving thirsty comments on Khloe’s Instagram (and he threatened to kill Lamar Odom for doing the same).
Here’s what In Touch’s “multiple sources” tell them:
“It may not be the most ideal situation because of her trust issues, but she’s desperate to make it work and he’s once again promised to do better,” one insider reveals. “Khloé wants Tristan in True’s life and she’s still holding out hope for that second child. They are far from over.”
“Desperate” is right. But how did Tristan worm his way back into the Kardashian fold? Easy! He appealed to her vanity and materialism:
“Tristan charmed his way back into Khloé’s life — piling on the compliments, saying how pretty she is and surprising her with expensive gifts.”
“She has fallen for him all over again,” the second source adds. “That said, she never really got over him in the first place.”
That source adds:
“He also promised Khloé that things will be different this time around and that he signed with the Sacramento Kings to be closer to her and True, and be a proper family and she believes him.”
Tristan got traded from the Boston Celtics to the Sacramento Kings on August 7, and after the news broke Khloe posted these mind-blowing quotes about happiness to her Instagram Stories:
Yesterday Tristan posted an Instagram picture of him looking “cool” in front of art, and his caption was about how he’s changed:
I believe Joni Mitchell sang it best:
And the seasons, they go round and round
And the painted ponies go up and down
We’re captive on the carousel of time
We can’t return, we can only look
Behind, from where we came
And go round and round and round, in the circle game
Which I take to mean: time may pass, but these two are going to be breaking up and getting back together again, over and over, until the sun takes mercy on us all and hurls itself into Earth.
Pic: Instagram