If I had to make a conservative estimate, I’d guess that 98% of the world’s population thinks Tristan Thompson is the cheating type. How could you not? It was part of his character arc on Keeping Up With The Kardashians. But Tristan claims that the original part of his cheating narrative – the part where he allegedly cheated on his pregnant girlfriend Jordan Craig with Khloé Kardashian – isn’t true. He recently went on Twitter and denied that anything shady happened there.
Last night, Pimp Mama Kris finally saw her Khloé Kardashian/Tristan Thompson/Jordyn Woods narrative come to fruition. FINALLY she would be able to turn the tabloid scandal… which was totally not at all arranged or enflamed by her or her people into the ratings she loves, which helps Kylie Jenner sell makeup, which keeps Kris living flushed in Birkin bags. (“And you know they need the ratings,” said Blac Chyna.) It was just as dramatic, self-serving and Botox-ed as you would have thought. And in the episode, Khloé revealed that during the heated scandal, Tristan apparently mentioned committing suicide, which is always a good thing for someone else to admit on national television. Ratings: here we come!
Yesterday was Father’s Day, which I believe is the 11th most important holiday in the Kardashian-Jenner family after all the their birthdays, the anniversary of the invention of Botox, Christmas, and Momager’s Day. Caitlyn Jenner decided to wish all her favorite Kardashian-Jenner dads a Happy Father’s Day on social media. Well, all except KUWTK Season 16’s current male villain.
Khloé Kardashian Klaims She Didn’t Know Tristan Thompson Had A Pregnant Girlfriend When They Got Together
Khloé Kardashian is trying the whole re-writing history-thing on her past relationship with recent ex and baby-daddy, Tristan Thompson. Khloé is hard at work at her current Keeping Up Hell’s Assault On Humanity With The Kardashians storyline and is trying to play up the wounded-woman persona hard.
Many thought it was super hypocritical for Khloe to drag Jordyn Woods for getting with Tristan, considering that Khloé met Tristan when his girlfriend was pregnant. So she had some words to say about it after Tristan’s ex Jordan Craig talked about it first. It’s called, “My Truth”, and it’s coming from a Kardashian so you know it’s a full lie.
E! put out a teaser trailer for the rest of the season of Keeping Up With The Korrosion Of God’s Light, and of course it’s all about the Khloé Kardashian/Tristan Thompson/Jordyn Woods drama. The trailer should be studied in science classes, because the Koven members somehow defy the laws of science by “crying” even though their tear ducts were filled with fillers years ago.
No, not Khloe Kardashian. Wouldn’t that be a nauseating twist in the Kardashian Koven Khronicle? Another one. TMZ reports that Kylie Jenner’s ex-boyfriend Tyga was once married to Jordan Craig, who shares a child with Khloe’s cheating ex Tristan Thompson. Please keep in mind that Tyga also has a kid with Rob Kardashian’s ex Blac Chyna. These people need a new goddamn dating pool. One of their kids is going to be born with an extra eye or limb or something.