Category: Jordyn Woods

Khloé Kardashian Is Reportedly Done With Tristan Thompson (Again) And Is In A New Relationship

July 6, 2022 / Posted by:

Last month, “sources” (most likely named Fris Fenner) shared that Khloé Kardashian put her deflated humps back on the market and might be casually seeing a “private equity investor” that her sister, Kim Kardashian, set her up with. He’s so far remained mysterious, which in the Kardashianverse is odd, so until they give up the goods, I’m just going to assume that his name is “George Glass.” But apparently, Khloé has sunk her chicken-taloned claws into this new, mysterious inamorato (who will probably only be exclusive to The Kardashians on Hulu season 2), because sources say she’s happy in this new relationship, and–stop me if you’ve heard this before–she’s totally done with serial cheater and father of her child, Tristan Thompson for good.

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Khloé Kardashian Admitted To Having Had A Single Nose Job And Has Forgiven Jordyn Woods

June 21, 2021 / Posted by:

Over the years, The Koven has worked tirelessly to make something happen for Khloé Kardashian, the sad results of which were summed up on part two of the Keeping Up With The Kardashians reunion special which aired last night. The sum of Khloé’s Kareer has amounted to little more than an ever-evolving chimera face, and having a partner in Tristan Thompson who can’t keep it in his pants. And unless they are planning a remake of The Other Sister for their upcoming Hulu show/s, the Kardashians are probably better off just letting the Khloé Kharacter fade into a distant memory, much like her original face did. Speaking of faces, last night Khloé had the nerve to tell Andy Cohen she’s only “had one nose job” with a straight one, even though the price tag was still hanging off it.

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Khloé Kardashian Klapped Back At Someone For Saying She Kontrols Who Kylie Jenner Is Friend’s With

February 19, 2021 / Posted by:

Kylie Jenner notoriously dropped her best friend, Jordyn Woods, after Jordyn hooked up with Tristan Thompson who of course was with the mother of his daughter, Khloé Kardashian, at the time. While Jordyn and Kylie never reconciled, Khloé took Tristan back and is trying to have another child with him. A recent online comment suggested that Khloé controls who her sister is allowed to be friends with. That comment got Khloé so worked up, that her latest face probably blew off in a rage, and she responded with: “SHUT THE FUCK UP.”

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Megan Thee Stallion Called Out Tory Lanez On Her New Album (And Released A Cameo-Packed Video For “Body”)

November 20, 2020 / Posted by:

Despite there being hospital staff that can attest to removing bullet fragments from Megan Thee Stallion’s foot, Tory Lanez has insisted that he would never have intentionally shot her, going so far as to releasing an album in which he called her a liar. Megan has just released her own album, titled Good News. It’s probably safe to say more people will end up listening to Megan’s album, on account of her being arguably the more popular of the two. And that’s (ahem) bad news for Tory because Megan has accused him of being her attacker in a song called “Shots Fired.”

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Khloe Kardashian Responded To Rumors That She’s Pregnant With Tristan Thompson’s Baby

May 13, 2020 / Posted by:

No, they have not come up with a cure for COVID-19, this news is even bigger. Khloe Kardashian, of The Kalabasas Kardashians feat Kris Jenner, star of Keeping Up With The Kardashians, mother, mogul (?), sister, friend, is disgusted (!) by people talking about her personal business, calling them “sick.” On an April episode of KUWTK, a show celebrating the personal business of the Kardashians, Khloe discussed some rather personal business, saying that she was considering relieving her ex-boyfriend and father of her child, Tristan Thomas, of some of his sperm for her own personal use so that their baby True might have a sibling. As you’ll no doubt recall, Khloe and Tristan broke up after he kissed Khloe’s best TV friend Jordyn Woods, and then Khloe broke up with her too. Well now the unthinkable has happened. People have commented upon her personal business, daring to speculate if the thing she talked about on TV had come to fruition. It is indeed a sick, sad world.

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Jordyn Woods Will Take A Lie Detector Test Addressing The Tristan Thompson Cheating Scandal

December 11, 2019 / Posted by:

You’ve got to kick up an awfully big fuss if you want to overshadow a Kardashian. Stealing” one of thems mens is a great start! But you can’t stop there. You’ve got to keep up the fuss, and drag it, kicking and screaming, into the new year. That’s what Jordyn Woods is doing. In what I believe to be a testament to the power of Keke Palmer, Jodyn has agreed to take a lie detector test on Jada-Pinkett Smith’s Facebook show, Red Table Talk, for an upcoming episode. According to The Grio, in a very special episode, Jada and Co. will be answering fans’ most burning questions. Jada says that the episode she gets asked about the most, is the one where which Jordyn told her side of the “cheating scandal” between her and Tristan Thomson, Khloé Kardashian’s man.

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