Khloe Kardashian Admits Tristan Thompson Is Not The Right Man For Her

April 7, 2022 / Posted by:

You can always count on any member of the Kardashian Koven to be equal parts consistent, and basic. Especially when it comes to Khloe Kardashian, who I’m still mad at for transforming into the worse version of their brand’s prototype.  For a time Khloe seemed like she would be the one to break free from Pimp Mama Kris’ stable of silicone, but she ended up becoming the most ridiculous one of all. Her ongoing relationship with weasel-faced sportsman Tristan Thompson has resulted in humiliation for many years, and we all know this. However, apparently, she didn’t know. And now, she’s throwing on her Captain Obvious cape by revealing Tristan is not the one for her, and they are never, ever, ever getting back together. Cut to them getting back together next week.

People reports that during the Koven’s Good Morning America interview to promote their latest assault on humanity (aka their reality show on Hulu), Robin Roberts brought up Khloe’s relationship with the father of her daughter, 3-year-old True Thompson. Now, we all know he’s not good for her and she needs to keep him and his community dick far at bay. But now Khloe is more enlightened, and she realizes when it comes to Tristan she no longer wants any parts of a relationship with him.

“I remember when he cheated on me right before I gave birth and I was able to still have him in the delivery room,” she shared. “So yes, it might have looked strange to the outside world, but when my daughter watches my home videos, those videos are going to be as pure and perfect as I was able to make them.”

Kardashian added, “I still think he’s a great guy, and he’s a great dad. He’s just not the guy for me.”

I’m sure during this segment of the interview, Robin was thinking to herself “DUH Bitch!” but of course, she couldn’t say that because she’s a professional, classy journalist. I am not, so I’m just glad Robin got to collect a check for this interview nobody asked for. And even though Lady Deathstrike finally let us in on the secret we all knew, she still had more musings to make Robin’s eyes roll far back into her skull. When Robin asked what Khloe and her sisters look for in potential mates, she scrolled through her mental Rolodex and barfed up an answer that was probably pre-approved by her mother to make them seem like normal human beings.

When Roberts asked what she and her siblings look for in a partner, Kardashian said, “I think at the end of the day, all of us aspire to have blissfulness. We want to feel happy, we want to feel safe.”

Safe? Who the hell is safe in your family? Kim married Kanye. Rob had a baby with Blac Chyna. And Kylie had an underaged affair with Tyga, who also has a kid with Blac Chyna. Instead of running toward tell-all interviews Khloe should run to her nearest church and drink all the holy water she can get her huge hands-on to break their generational curse.

Pic: ABC

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