Category: This Again?
Angelina Jolie Really Wants To Sell Her Ownership In Chateau Miraval
In May, Brad Pitt won temporary joint custody of all members of the Child Army, except for 19-year-old Maddox Jolie-Pitt who is no longer a minor. Angelina Jolie vowed to continue to fight Brad on that since she feels she was denied a fair trial and is pissed that her children were not allowed to testify about their father’s alleged abuse. Well, Angie has taken a little break from fighting him over custody and has filed papers regarding their French wine vineyard Chateau Miraval. When I first heard that Angelina brought Chateau Miraval into their legal fight again, I figured she wanted complete control of it and we’d soon hear that the place went up in flames from these two busting out a War of the Roses-style fight (War of the Rosé) inside of it. But Angelina actually wants the opposite of that. She wants to be rid of her ownership in that pank wine-making factory!
Quentin Tarantino Is Thinking About Ending His Movie Making Career With “Once Upon A Time…In Hollywood”
It feels like every few years, the headline “Quentin Tarantino Hints At Retiring” squirts up like jizz out of Quentin Tarantino’s tip whenever he gets an alert that there’s a new entry on wikiFeet. In 2016, QT declared that he’d take his final bow as a movie director after his tenth film was made. Then in 2019, while doing promo for his ninth movie, Once Upon A Time…In Hollywood, QT let everyone know that he may be done with directing movies. And just in case we didn’t get it the first five hundred times he said it, QT is back to say that OUATIH would be a good movie to call his last because so many directors end their careers with a pile of cinematic shit. Cut to has-beens everywhere grabbing at QT’s legs while begging him to not go before Travolting their careers back from the dead!
Jennifer Lopez’s Former Publicist Thinks She Kept Her Demure Pink Diamond Engagement Ring From Ben Affleck
We’re entering week three of Operation: Revive Bennifer, and if you’ve recently complained about how tired your ass is, then stop it, because you have no idea! Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck’s PR teams have been mainlining Red Bull and duct-taping their eyelids open because STUNT QUEEN-ing never sleeps and they’ve been working overtime and then some. We’ve already heard that Bennifer took their reunion tour to Montana and that Ben began wooing JLo back in February with emails of pure romance. One “source” claimed that JLo was reminded how Ben “owns her heart with his pen” (not a typo, I meant “pen” and not “peen“). So whichever PR intern came up with that line of poetry is obviously the reincarnation of Shakespeare! Not only does it seem like JLo’s current PR team is working hard for her, but even her former publicists are also working it hard. Rob Shuter, who was JLo’s publicist during Bennifer’s origin run, isn’t surprised that they’re hanging out again and also believes that JLo held onto the pink diamond engagement ring that Ben gave her.
Jennifer Aniston Is Not Sad, Miserable Or Heartbroken
Seen above looking like she’s taking one quirky shit, Jennifer Aniston is on the cover InStyle’s September issue, and inside she talks to her friend/Jimmy Kimmel Live! co-head writer/Jimmy Kimmel’s wife Molly McNearney to promote her movie Dumplin, where she plays a former beauty queen. Molly and Aniston met through Justin Theroux, and have stayed friends even after she split up with the living and breathing pair of black meggings. Aniston and Molly don’t talk about Justin, but they do talk about how the tabloids and bloggers (for why is everybody looking at me?) continue to paint her as a human pile of uncooked cookie dough who squirts out lonely tears from her crying holes as she clutches her Baby Alive doll while staring at the window and waiting for the stork to bring her a real-life baby of her own. Again, Jen is FINE. She’s not heartbroken and wishes bitches would keep their magnifying glasses out of her womb.
Tyra Banks Is Still Very Scared Of Naomi Campbell. Aren’t We All?
Seen above making the face that she and every working housekeeper makes whenever they think of Naomi Campbell, Tyra Banks has brought out the dead, dusty horse that is her feud with Naomi and continued to beat it like Naomi beating a maid with a BlackBerry. Tyra and the father of her kid, Erik Asla, were guests on the Norwegian-Swedish talk show Skavlan last week and their conversation turned to how she was terrorized by Naomi back in the day.
Gwen Stefani Says Her And Blake Shelton’s Flirting On “The Voice” Was Definitely Played Up Through Editing
It’s been a whole month since Gwen Stefani last spoke publicly about her divorce from Gavin Rossdale and rebound relationship with Blake Shelton. So we were due for another interview. Gwen is once again pulling back the curtain on her personal life (a curtain which no doubt hanging from nothing but threads from pulling it back and forth so often). This time Gwen spoke to Cosmopolitan and she admitted that NBC may have played up her totally authentic relationship with Blake on The Voice. No. You don’t say?