Category: Real Estate

Brad Pitt, Who Is Not Worried About The Age Gap In His New Relationship, Put His LA Compound On The Market For $40 Million

January 18, 2023 / Posted by:

As Brad Pitt magnanimously awaits a peaceful resolution to his custody dispute with Angelina Jolie, he appears to be taking stock of where life has brought him thus far, and found it lacking, if not in wealth, perhaps in meaning. According to People, Brad has “quietly listed” his Los Feliz home of 30 years for $40 million. What good is a sprawling compound if you have no one with which to share its bounty? What good is a swimming pool, tennis court and skating rink on 1.9 acres in a dense urban enclave to a divorced dad of six whose only true goal in life is to be loved (by the HFPA et al)? When does “real property” become a painful specter of all that’s been lost, and all your heart truly yearns for, is all that’s yet to be found? When one is stripped of the trappings of fame and fortune, all that remains is the truth.

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Heather And Terry Dubrow Of “The Real Housewives Of Orange County” Sold Their Massive Mansion For $55 Million

October 24, 2022 / Posted by:

For much of Heather and Terry Dubrow’s stint on The Real Housewives of Orange County, they’ve basically made their obscenely monstrous mansion their entire personality; those of us who faithfully partake in the shameful ritual of watching the show have seen the house from infancy to overfed adult. But, Entertainment Tonight says that the Dubrows have recently unloaded the ostentatious Restoration Hardware warehouse-looking home for a record-setting amount and have now downsized to a smaller Los Angeles penthouse. Quelle horreur!

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Alec Baldwin Is Trying To Unload His Hamptons Estate For $29 Million

September 22, 2022 / Posted by:

It looks like Alec Baldwin is finally pulling the trigger (too soon?) on working to fulfill his promise to make the streets of New York a safer place for paparazzi to roam and for people to park cars by taking his Hispanophile wife and ever-growing litter of Baldwinitos and getting out of dodge to instead vex the unassuming people of Vermont. The New York Post reports that Alec has just put his Hamptons estate on the market shortly after selling his Central New York lake house.

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Tom Holland And Zendaya May Have Bought A House Together

February 7, 2022 / Posted by:

Things may be getting serious for Tom Holland and Zendaya. Spider-Man and Meechee, both 25, have officially been dating for an indeterminate length of time; at least since last July, when they were papped making out in a car. Now The Mirror is reporting that they bought a £3 million ($4.1 million) six-bedroom semi-detached home together in Tom’s native London. Jesus. When I was 25 I was renting a basement apartment with approximately 25,000 roommates (they were potato bugs). Continue reading

Open Post: Hosted By This Teeny Tiny NYC Apartment

December 30, 2021 / Posted by:

A TikTok user named Axel Webber has gone viral after posting a tour of his self-proclaimed “Smallest Apartment in New York.” Axel lives in the West Village, the same neighborhood as celebs like Sarah Jessica Parker, Scarlett Johansson, and Karlie Kloss. But unlike those richies, 22-year-old Axel can’t afford to spend more than $1,200 a month on rent. So he’s forced to make do with a “micro studio apartment” that’s only about 75 square feet. This shit makes Saddam Hussein’s spider-hole look like the Ritz!

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Justin Timberlake And Jessica Biel Are Selling Their Hollywood Hills Home for $35 Million

October 7, 2021 / Posted by:

Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel are selling their LA mansion for a cool $35 million. Apparently, the couple wants to spend more time raising their two kids, baby Phineas and 6-year-old Silas, in Big Sky, Montana, where they live in Yellowstone Club, a private ski resort/real estate development. Jessica, 39, and Justin, 40, also own a $23 million four-bedroom penthouse in Tribeca and 127 undeveloped acres south of Nashville. An insider tells People that the couple, “are happy to live in Montana,” and they were “rarely in LA.” So the $35 million mansion is just sitting there empty? Damn, they’re just asking to get Bling Ring-ed!

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