Category: Real Estate
Jennifer Lopez And Ben Affleck FINALLY Purchased A Home
For those that are keeping track, Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck have gone in and out of and in and out of and in and out of escrow on several mansions over the past two years of their never-ending hunt for the perfect enormous place to stay as far away from each other as possible in to separately recharge their “public façade of everlasting love” batteries. But finally, Ben can turn in his room key for whatever Motel 6 he’s been retreating to after his grueling fake shifts at Dunkin’ because the two have finally found a home that must’ve quelled their fighting! And while we all probably have our skeptical faces on (like Jen’s son Max above) about this one sticking, TMZ says they paid almost $61 million cash-in-full for the home and have already started moving in their stuff.
A Source Says Jennifer Lopez And Ben Affleck Are Fighting Over Finalizing The Purchase Of That $64 Million Home After Dropping Out Of Escrow
Ben Affleck is a man who seems to know what he wants–whether it’s a watered-down iced coffee, just going the fuck home already, or a $64 million Pacific Palisades place to call home. But Jennifer Lopez is JLo, and being complacent and settling for only the third or fourth mega-mansion you’ve dropped out of escrow on would be setting the bar too Lo. And while most of the time, Ben seems happy to go with the JFlow and spend his days pretend-slumming it at Dunkin‘ and hanging out with his ex-wife’s super cool burger boyfriend, a source says he’s digging his heels in and wants to finalize the purchase of the $64 million Pacific Palisades estate, so he has a stable place for his struggle packages to be delivered to even though Jen has fallen out of love with it and wants to continue the search for the perfect enormous, cold warehouse to fill with her non-negotiable white roses and delusions of living the perfect love story.
Brad Pitt, Who Is Not Worried About The Age Gap In His New Relationship, Put His LA Compound On The Market For $40 Million
As Brad Pitt magnanimously awaits a peaceful resolution to his custody dispute with Angelina Jolie, he appears to be taking stock of where life has brought him thus far, and found it lacking, if not in wealth, perhaps in meaning. According to People, Brad has “quietly listed” his Los Feliz home of 30 years for $40 million. What good is a sprawling compound if you have no one with which to share its bounty? What good is a swimming pool, tennis court and skating rink on 1.9 acres in a dense urban enclave to a divorced dad of six whose only true goal in life is to be loved (by the HFPA et al)? When does “real property” become a painful specter of all that’s been lost, and all your heart truly yearns for, is all that’s yet to be found? When one is stripped of the trappings of fame and fortune, all that remains is the truth.
Heather And Terry Dubrow Of “The Real Housewives Of Orange County” Sold Their Massive Mansion For $55 Million
For much of Heather and Terry Dubrow’s stint on The Real Housewives of Orange County, they’ve basically made their obscenely monstrous mansion their entire personality; those of us who faithfully partake in the shameful ritual of watching the show have seen the house from infancy to overfed adult. But, Entertainment Tonight says that the Dubrows have recently unloaded the ostentatious Restoration Hardware warehouse-looking home for a record-setting amount and have now downsized to a smaller Los Angeles penthouse. Quelle horreur!
Alec Baldwin Is Trying To Unload His Hamptons Estate For $29 Million
It looks like Alec Baldwin is finally pulling the trigger (too soon?) on working to fulfill his promise to make the streets of New York a safer place for paparazzi to roam and for people to park cars by taking his Hispanophile wife and ever-growing litter of Baldwinitos and getting out of dodge to instead vex the unassuming people of Vermont. The New York Post reports that Alec has just put his Hamptons estate on the market shortly after selling his Central New York lake house.
Tom Holland And Zendaya May Have Bought A House Together
Things may be getting serious for Tom Holland and Zendaya. Spider-Man and Meechee, both 25, have officially been dating for an indeterminate length of time; at least since last July, when they were papped making out in a car. Now The Mirror is reporting that they bought a £3 million ($4.1 million) six-bedroom semi-detached home together in Tom’s native London. Jesus. When I was 25 I was renting a basement apartment with approximately 25,000 roommates (they were potato bugs). Continue reading