Night Crumbs

July 23, 2021 / Posted by: Michael K

Bennifer 1.0 was at Leah Remini’s birthday party over the weekend and Leah posted a picture of them on her Instagram. Or at least they tell me that’s supposed to be Ben Affleck because it kind of sort of looks like they copy+pasted his head on someone else’s body. But JLo really slipped up on this one. She needed to give Ben a crash course in posing before this picture was taken because while she’s giving FACE, Ben looks like he’s trying to smile while painfully holding in a Dunkin’-created wet fart – Lainey Gossip

Marky Mark says that his kids don’t want his STAH POWAH to outshine their sports game, so he sits in his car and watches from afar. Oh yeah, a grown man sitting alone in his car while watching a bunch of kids play on a field doesn’t look weird at all… – Celebitchy

Someone grab a fleshlight (typo and it stays) because I can barely see Jai Courtney’s muscled-up nalgas – OMG Blog

Jordan Peele gave his next horror movie the perfect title of Nope – Pajiba

Lorde got “I need an IV drip!” kinds of wasted with Seth Meyers – SOW

You already knew this without even seeing it but Machine Gun Kelly wants you to know that the movie he did with Megan Fox belongs in the trash – Just Jared

My eyeballs would like to issue an official apology to JoJo Levesque for mistaking her for Khloe Kardashian. Although, because of how often Khameleon Kardashian changes her face, that could actually be her! – Popoholic

Speaking of eyeballs, it wouldn’t be the Summer Olympics without your eyes getting drowned in coconut oil from staring at lubed-up piece of Tongan hotness Pita Taufatofua – BuzzFeed

Pic: Instagram

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