Category: House Hunters
Ben Affleck And Jennifer Lopez Have Fallen Out Of Escrow For A Third Time
Please hold some space in your heart today for Ben Affeck and Jennifer Lopez’ real estate agents; it’s hard out here for a property pimp. TMZ reports that Ben and Jen have fallen out of escrow, for a third time in a year, on the $64 million Pacific Palisades mansion they decided to buy just couple of weeks ago. Maybe the recent rains in southern California revealed cracks in the foundation. Of the house! The house, people! Ben and Jen are more in love today than they were 13 days ago when they signed the contracts. But for whatever reason, it’s back to scouring Craigslist or however they do it, because their search for a Perfect 10 continues.
Jennifer Lopez And Ben Affleck Are In Escrow Again; This Time For A $64 Million Pacific Palisades Mansion
Jennifer Lopez, 53, and Ben Affleck, 50, haven’t just been spending their time making each other miserable lately; they’ve also spent a great deal of time probably infuriating the many real estate agents and home sellers of Pacific Palisades; because Ben and Jen’s quest for a love nest has been tumultuous at best. They’ve been in and out of escrow on houses probably more times than Ben’s been in and out of Jennifer since their blessed union. As we know, they just scrapped plans to buy a $34.5 million abode last week, and it’s safe to assume it’s because something bigger and better came along since they were seen creeping around the neighborhood even after entering into escrow on it. Enter: a nearby $64 million mega-mansion that had just hit the market, and now they’re in escrow on that one.
Perpetual House Hunters Ben Affleck And Jennifer Lopez Fell Out Of Escrow On A $34.5M Pacific Palisades Home
Marriages and couple’s tattoos are merely fleeting, temporary symbols of love. But joint home ownership takes real commitment, and even though Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez are more deeply in love than any couple has ever been at any point in human history, they still can’t seem to work up the nerve to hold hands and “jump the curb,” as they say. Even serial playboy Pete Davidson is laughing at their hesitation to make it official in the eyes of the State of California Franchise Tax board.
Drake Brought Robbie Williams’ $70 Million Beverly Hills Mansion And May Have Scoffed At His Ranking Of Top Earning Hip Hop Artists
If making us forget about how much of a pompous silly-billy Drake is was Kanye’s plan all along, well that shit worked! Between Kanye’s recent attention-grabbing, let’s call it “behavior,” and all the oldheads hogging the spotlight at the Super Bowl, poor Aubrey barely has two headlines to rub together. But Drake tried to do a lil sumin sumin’ about that recently by commenting on an Instagram post that reported on a list of the highest-paid hip-hop stars of 2021. *Spoiler Alert* He was not #1.
Scott Disick And Amelia Hamlin Were Seen Looking At $65 Million Mansions Together
There are only a few more shopping days until Christmas, and I’m sure that plenty of 37-year-old boyfriends are frantically trying to decide what to get for their 19-year-old girlfriends, or planning the perfect romantic holiday date. Scott Disick is one of those boyfriends, and Amelia Hamlin is his current girlfriend of about two months. If Amelia’s ideal gift this season is attention and a publicity stunt, and her dream date involves walking room to room in a stranger’s mansion with a licensed real estate agent, then it sounds like Scott really came through this year. Because Scott and Amelia just got attention for looking at ultra-expensive homes together.
John Legend And Chrissy Teigen Have Put Their Beverly Hills Mansion On The Market For $24 Million
Earlier this week, Chrissy Teigen announced she was pregnant by the Sexiest Man Alive for the third time. That claim has been proven quantifiably FALSE. However, Chrissy is expecting a third baby with her husband John Legend. To make sure their new baby won’t have to sleep in a sock drawer, according to a source who spoke to People Magazine, the couple is looking for a new house “they can grow into,” and have put their Beverly Hills mansion on the market for $24 million. Yes, their current home has 7 bedrooms and 8 baths, but all the bedrooms have dirt floors and are heated with a single, beefy-smelling tallow candle. John and Chrissy deserve better. They’ve earned it!