Category: Angelina Jolie
Brad Pitt Unloaded His Hollywood Home Of 30 Years For Nearly $40 Million
Hollywood’s not going to have Brad Pitt to kick around anymore. He’s outta here! Dirt reports that Brad’s bespoke Los Feliz estate has sold to an undisclosed buyer for $39 million and change. Brad’s owned the property for three decades, and it was the childhood home of the six kids he shares(ed?) with Angelina Jolie. Considering that a witch once lived there, I imagine it’s haunted by many memories he’s all too happy to forget. What a fool. If I lived in a house where Elvira once hid in the closet, I’d never leave!
Angelina Jolie Had Lunch With “Environmentalist” Billionaire David Mayer de Rothschild
If you find that you absolutely must suck up to a billionaire, find you one like Angelina Jolie’s recent lunch date, David Mayer de Rothschild. Not only has his family name been swinging doors (and legs) open since the 16th century, but he’s worth approximately $10 billion, under 50, 6’4” tall, and claims to be an “environmentalist.” Not to be confused with that other noted Eco-warrior, poor distant relation Nicky Hilton Rothschild, David doesn’t just play at environmentalism by dressing the part, according to Page Six, “per his Instagram bio, he also wants to ‘warn and inform people about global warming.’” In case you were wondering what he and Angie discussed over lunch at Nobu Malibu last Thursday.
Brad Pitt, Who Is Not Worried About The Age Gap In His New Relationship, Put His LA Compound On The Market For $40 Million
As Brad Pitt magnanimously awaits a peaceful resolution to his custody dispute with Angelina Jolie, he appears to be taking stock of where life has brought him thus far, and found it lacking, if not in wealth, perhaps in meaning. According to People, Brad has “quietly listed” his Los Feliz home of 30 years for $40 million. What good is a sprawling compound if you have no one with which to share its bounty? What good is a swimming pool, tennis court and skating rink on 1.9 acres in a dense urban enclave to a divorced dad of six whose only true goal in life is to be loved (by the HFPA et al)? When does “real property” become a painful specter of all that’s been lost, and all your heart truly yearns for, is all that’s yet to be found? When one is stripped of the trappings of fame and fortune, all that remains is the truth.
Brad Pitt Talks About Finding “Joy” In His Art Following The “Misery” Of His Split From Angelina Jolie
Earlier this week, we learned about Brad Pitt’s latest passion project, a multi-million dollar recording studio on the grounds of Chateau Miraval, the winery he co-owns with Stoli against his will. But that was like two days ago. He’s already talking about something else: his love of sculpture and guitar. At least one of which he admits to sucking at. As was reported last month, Brad has teamed up with his friends, musician Nick Cave and contemporary visual artist Thomas Houseago, to launch a collective art exhibition in Finland. And while talking to the Financial Times about their exhibit, he briefly got into his split from Angelina Jolie without really getting into his split from Angelina Jolie.
Sade Was The First Artist To Record At Brad Pitt’s Newly Renovated Recording Studio At Chateau Miraval
Why sage when you can Sade? I think that’s what Brad Pitt’s going for with the launch of Miraval Studios, a state-of-the-art recording studio he had built on the grounds of Chateau Miraval, the winery he owns with the Russians his ex-wife Angelina Jolie sold her shares to as part of their divorce proceedings. According to Billboard, after a year-long renovation (which included Brad’s $1 million salt-water pool and other expenses, he’s currently being sued for $250 million by his new, unwelcome business partners at Stoli) of the existing studio that was built at the Chateau in 1977, Miraval Studios is now open for business. And Sade was the very first artist to bless that mess.
Brad Pitt Thinks Emily Ratajkowski Is “The Hottest Thing On The Planet,” But They’re Taking Things Slow Because Both Are Dealing With Messy Breakups
The hottest thing on the planet is the fucking weather, but according to Brad Pitt, global warming ain’t got shit on Emily Ratajkowski who he reportedly thinks is hotter than Heat Miser’s hemorrhoids. It’s been about a month since we started hearing rumors that Brad and Emily were bumping down-low parts, but there hasn’t been much proof of that. All of Emily’s mail goes to her social media accounts since she practically lives on the internet, but Brad hasn’t made one appearance in any of her posts. And sources claim that the reason why Brad and Emily are keeping things “low-key” is because he’s afraid that if he gets a serious girlfriend, that other busty-lipped dark-haired skinny woman in his life, Angelina Jolie, will use it as ammunition in their never-ending child custody fight.