Category: Angelina Jolie

Halle Berry And Angelina Jolie Are Teaming Up For The First Time In An Action Movie

April 19, 2023 / Posted by:

When it comes to action movies, there aren’t many actresses who can pull off kicking villains in the nuts before leaping across rooftops like an alleycat on acid. However, two Oscar-winning stars of the action genre, Halle Berry and Angelina Jolie, have provided a few films where they trade in dramatic roles for flips and spins as the hero we never saw coming. Sure, there are exceptions to their offerings like Catwoman, which stunk worse than week-old kitty litter. And Angelina didn’t necessarily cast a spell over audiences with her turn in The Eternals. But maybe they’ll have better luck together. As it’s being reported that they will star in and produce the action film, Maude v Maude. And sadly, the movie doesn’t follow a battle royale between Maude Findlay and Maude Flanders.

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Elvira Gave Brad Pitt Some Free Good Press By Saying That He Let An Elderly Neighbor Live Rent-Free On His Estate

April 7, 2023 / Posted by:

Brad Pitt recently sold his Los Angeles compound of 30 years for $40 million. It was the home base for Brad, Angelina Jolie, and their child army. With this $40 million sale also comes an unexpected gift, some free good press from Cassandra Peterson, aka Elvira, Mistress of the Dark, who once owned the house Brad turned into a compound. She says Brad was a lovely man, as she moved into another nearby house and became his neighbor. And while Brad was buying up all the houses around him, he allowed an elderly man to live on his property for free until the man’s death. Aww! And you know Brad really meant it. Because, as we know from his shitty Make It Right homes in New Orleans, if Brad wanted someone with health issues out of the house, he allegedly knows how to do it.

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Brad Pitt Unloaded His Hollywood Home Of 30 Years For Nearly $40 Million

March 29, 2023 / Posted by:

Hollywood’s not going to have Brad Pitt to kick around anymore. He’s outta here! Dirt reports that Brad’s bespoke Los Feliz estate has sold to an undisclosed buyer for $39 million and change. Brad’s owned the property for three decades, and it was the childhood home of the six kids he shares(ed?) with Angelina Jolie. Considering that a witch once lived there, I imagine it’s haunted by many memories he’s all too happy to forget. What a fool. If I lived in a house where Elvira once hid in the closet, I’d never leave!

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Angelina Jolie Had Lunch With “Environmentalist” Billionaire David Mayer de Rothschild

March 27, 2023 / Posted by:

If you find that you absolutely must suck up to a billionaire, find you one like Angelina Jolie’s recent lunch date, David Mayer de Rothschild. Not only has his family name been swinging doors (and legs) open since the 16th century, but he’s worth approximately $10 billion, under 50, 6’4” tall, and claims to be an “environmentalist.” Not to be confused with that other noted Eco-warrior, poor distant relation Nicky Hilton Rothschild, David doesn’t just play at environmentalism by dressing the part, according to Page Six, “per his Instagram bio, he also wants to ‘warn and inform people about global warming.’” In case you were wondering what he and Angie discussed over lunch at Nobu Malibu last Thursday.

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Brad Pitt, Who Is Not Worried About The Age Gap In His New Relationship, Put His LA Compound On The Market For $40 Million

January 18, 2023 / Posted by:

As Brad Pitt magnanimously awaits a peaceful resolution to his custody dispute with Angelina Jolie, he appears to be taking stock of where life has brought him thus far, and found it lacking, if not in wealth, perhaps in meaning. According to People, Brad has “quietly listed” his Los Feliz home of 30 years for $40 million. What good is a sprawling compound if you have no one with which to share its bounty? What good is a swimming pool, tennis court and skating rink on 1.9 acres in a dense urban enclave to a divorced dad of six whose only true goal in life is to be loved (by the HFPA et al)? When does “real property” become a painful specter of all that’s been lost, and all your heart truly yearns for, is all that’s yet to be found? When one is stripped of the trappings of fame and fortune, all that remains is the truth.

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Brad Pitt Talks About Finding “Joy” In His Art Following The “Misery” Of His Split From Angelina Jolie

October 13, 2022 / Posted by:

Earlier this week, we learned about Brad Pitt’s latest passion project, a multi-million dollar recording studio on the grounds of Chateau Miraval, the winery he co-owns with Stoli against his will. But that was like two days ago. He’s already talking about something else: his love of sculpture and guitar. At least one of which he admits to sucking at. As was reported last month, Brad has teamed up with his friends, musician Nick Cave and contemporary visual artist Thomas Houseago, to launch a collective art exhibition in Finland. And while talking to the Financial Times about their exhibit, he briefly got into his split from Angelina Jolie without really getting into his split from Angelina Jolie.

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