Madonna Kept Her Instagram Mess Train Rolling By First Going Topless And Then Posing As A Sexy Zombie
As we all know, Madonna is still horny as hell and recently asserted that over the past 30+ years, she’s paved the way for artists like Cardi B and others to be inspired by their own dewy nethers. Her preferred medium for expressing her insistence that she’s still got it is Instagram, and she made sure to keep her recent posts seasonally appropriate by giving us “boo!” spooks when she displayed her Madgebags with precariously placed emojis over her nips and then followed that up by posting an unsettling clip of her as a thirsty zombie.
Open Post: Hosted By Tori Spelling Getting Her Expired Breast Implants Replaced On Her Streaming Show
Say “ta ta!” to Tori Spelling’s old tatas, cuz they are gone, baby, gone. 49-year-old Tori had been sporting the same pair of breast implants for over 20 years, and Us Weekly reports that this past February, she got them switched out for a new, updated set (now with 21st-century nipples!). And, because Tori can’t so much as fart without documenting it, her consultation was filmed for tonight’s episode of @Home With Tori. Only on… (checks notes) a free streaming platform called Vizio! Hopefully, the plastic surgeon gave Tori a (much needed) discount for all that free Vizio press. Win/win. Continue reading
A Social Media Personality With 22-Pound Boobs Thinks She Was Kicked Off A Plane For Being “Too Explicit”
A social media personality who goes by Mary Magdalene is alleging some discriminatory practices by an airline after she was removed from a flight. She says it was because of her big-bodacious breasteses. Yup, she thinks that her absolutely massive 22-pound boobs were considered “too explicit,” by American Airlines. I think this was a bit short-sighted, I mean, what if the plane went down and they needed some extra floatation devices? Mary’s got two huge ones!
Sydney Sweeney, the 24-year-old star of shows like Euphoria and The White Lotus, has some pretty spectacular boobs. Her pillowy, seemingly natural jugs defy gravity, logic, her waist size, everything. And I know some of you are going, “Well, she’s 24, what do you expect?”, but no. NO. Those puppies are special. And I’m not the only one who thinks so. During a recent appearance on Ellen, Sydney told a story about inviting her grandparents to the big screen premiere of Euphoria Season 2, where they were forced to watch one of their granddaughter’s nude scenes. Ellen DeGeneres asked, “How are they with it?” , to which Sydney replied, “They said I have the best tits in Hollywood.”
If there was a categORI on Family Feud called, “Name something you know about Tori Spelling,” you might say that she was on 90210 or that she is allergic to privacy or that she knows her way around a plastic surgeon’s office. Because Tori has made it no secret that her face and body have been touched by a surgeon’s scalpel. Tori’s fake boobs are as much a part of Tori as questionable decisions or overdraft fees. But Tori’s titties aren’t long for this world. She recently revealed that she’s getting her implants out, and it sounds like the time to get them removed was a long-ass time ago.
Last week, Coco stirred up an itty bitty titty controversy when she admitted that she still breastfeeds her and Ice-T’s 5½-year-old daughter, Chanel. 42-year-old Coco explained that while Chanel dines on steak and burgers, she still enjoys a “little snack every now and then.” And who is she to deprive her? Obviously, the Internet had a lot to say about this fun fact, but Ice-T wasn’t about to stand by and let a bunch of nobodies attack his two precious gals (I am, of course, referring to Coco’s breasts). He went on Twitter and accused Coco’s critics of being jealous. Then he announced that, at the advanced age of 63, he, too, enjoys suckin’ on boobies. Ice says that, when it’s all said and done, he may go down in history as a titty lover, and that’s fine by him. Damn. We all need an Ice-T in our lives!*
*someone who defends our honor, not someone who sucks our boobs†
†although boob-sucking IS a plus