Madonna Kept Her Instagram Mess Train Rolling By First Going Topless And Then Posing As A Sexy Zombie
As we all know, Madonna is still horny as hell and recently asserted that over the past 30+ years, she’s paved the way for artists like Cardi B and others to be inspired by their own dewy nethers. Her preferred medium for expressing her insistence that she’s still got it is Instagram, and she made sure to keep her recent posts seasonally appropriate by giving us “boo!” spooks when she displayed her Madgebags with precariously placed emojis over her nips and then followed that up by posting an unsettling clip of her as a thirsty zombie.
TMZ says that Madge took a break from huffing poppers and went topless in her stories on Friday while trying to make some kind of point about candy and money that I’m still confused about. But, I do know that she should be giving money to whoever developed filters for how hard she puts them to work.
Madonna took to her IG account to share the sexy snaps … carefully placing some emojis over her nipples.
It appears Madonna is sending a message with her use of nipple-covering emojis…one breast has a candy emoji and the other has a money bag emoji…and she posted another topless selfie with the phrase “went from candy to money” superimposed over her nipples.
Here are her “not-really-safe-for-work-unless-you-work-at-a-mammogram-center” (NRSFWUYWAAMC) snaps that she posted on her Instagram Stories:
And on Saturday, she posted a video of herself chewing and moving around slowly before jumping at the camera while made up like a zombie (underneath more obvious filter usage, of course). And somehow, this is the best and most natural she’s looked in years. via The Daily Mail:
The Material Girl singer, 64, dressed up as what appeared to be a sexy zombie, with barbwire-like patterns at the corners of her mouth and around her eye – also reminiscent of Black Dahlia.
The superstar slipped into a sexy black bustier that showed off her ample cleavage for the occasion.
The filter also gave the mom of six strikingly dark red lips. The Queen of Pop wore her long blonde tresses parted in the middle and cascading down in tight curls. Madonna accessorized the look with a delicate silver necklace that featured multiple crosses.
The star also gave her fans a jump scare at the end, suddenly moving forward and appearing to bite the screen, revealing what seemed to be diamond grills on her teeth.
Here’s that, which could be another attempt to steal Elvira’s girlfriend:
50 Cent has been busy fighting with his son, a penis enhancement clinic, and Starz; but if he had the time, he’d be having a field day with these since coming for Madonna on Insta is one of his favorite past times. I’m sure once things calm down for him, he’ll have a lot to say about Madge’s inevitable “turned-on pilgrim” and “randy Krampus” posts.
Pics: Instagram