So Kylie Jenner and Travis Scott have broken up. And I know this news is causing you to throw yourself in a shallow grave since life has no meaning now that everlasting love doesn’t exist, but don’t do that yet, because they’re not done-done, and may get back together.
It never ceases to amaze me that people are always so stunned by the Kardashian/Jenners’ ever-shifting facial structures. It must be nice to have a brain free of stupid information like knowing that your average Kardashian won’t let a selfie go up unless her face has been freshly shot up with half of an Allergan factory and the pic has been slathered with filters. But there’s people out there who don’t know this and commented on Khloé Kardashian’s latest face.
If I had to make a conservative estimate, I’d guess that 98% of the world’s population thinks Tristan Thompson is the cheating type. How could you not? It was part of his character arc on Keeping Up With The Kardashians. But Tristan claims that the original part of his cheating narrative – the part where he allegedly cheated on his pregnant girlfriend Jordan Craig with Khloé Kardashian – isn’t true. He recently went on Twitter and denied that anything shady happened there.
Khloé Kardashian appeared in one of those Vogue videos where they do their makeup casually while grabbing at $90 moisturizers and products selected by the Condé Nast marketing teams while also already wearing ten layers of makeup? During the video, Khloé talks about her nose and alludes to how people think she had a nose job, saying sometimes she contours it way too much. And I’m sure that’s a part of it–I’m sure she’s getting used to contouring her nose, but that’s because that Whoville schnoz special is new. So it takes a minute to get used to, you know?
Khloe Kardashian posted a clip on Instagram of her 1-year-old daughter True playing in a sparkly pink Bentley. A miniature version. Although, it wouldn’t be shocking if one of these rubber rooms posted a clip of their baby driving an actual car because it would be “like, so adorable” despite the child running over the mailman. A commenter referenced Khloe’s “worthless materialism” and called it “sad” and Khloe responded rather huffily.
Some People Think Kylie Jenner Might Have Announced She Was Pregnant Again At Khloe Kardashian’s Birthday Party
Because the Kardashian-Jenners won’t be happy until they’ve spawned the population of a small town (working name: Plastic Hollows), one of the Kardashian-Jenners might be knocked up again. And it might be 21-year-old Kylie Jenner. And she might have made the big announcement at her sister Khloe Kardashian’s birthday party. That’s a lot of maybes. The only thing we can safely assume to be correct here is the assumption that one of the Kardashian-Jenners would yank the spotlight away from one of their sisters.