Category: Khloe Kardashian

Kim Kardashian Had Sex With Pete Davidson In Front Of A Fireplace As A Tribute To Her Grandma

October 13, 2022 / Posted by:

Most people who are lucky enough to still have living grandparents honor them by not spitting out the purse-linty Starlight Mint that they forced into your mouth or refraining from popping off so hard their pacemaker skips when they mention that they liked that Trump “wasn’t a politician.” But if you’re a celebrity whose entire life is built upon that time you fucked someone and made sure the world got to see it,  you bond with your grandmother by casually chatting about the setting of your sexcapades. On the most recent episode of The Kardashians on Hulu, Kim Kardashian and her grandmother, Mary Jo, “MJ” Shannon, had a jovial conversation about Kim and her most recent ex, Pete Davidson, banging fireside. 

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Khloé Kardashian Once Turned Down A Proposal From Tristan Thompson And Her Sisters Are “Concerned” That’s She’s Gotten “Very” Skinny

September 29, 2022 / Posted by:

Watch out, world! Khloé Kardashian is officially too skinny for prime time streaming in the background at a budget nail salon that reeks of acrylic glue and economic exploitation. The most chimeric of all The Kardashians, the one with the kaleidoscope face, has been told by MULTIPLE SIBLINGS that they’re concerned that she’s gotten “really skinny,” much to her feigned shock and surprise. This coming from the same family who she claims once told her she was too fat for “their brand while doing promotion for her now-defunct solo reality hosting gig, Revenge Body. Well, Kris Jenner better prepare to eat her hat because it turns out Khloé CAN take a note after all. And it’s not like Khloé’s going to help her eat it. Do you know how many calories are in an average chapeau?

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Khloe Kardashian Claims Tristan Thompson Knew He Got Another Woman Pregnant Before Agreeing To Have A Baby With Her Via Surrogate

September 22, 2022 / Posted by:

I don’t understand why men continue procreating with any of the Kardashians, but it’s still happening with no foreseeable ending in sight. And the one everyone was rooting for at one time, Khloe Kardashian, kontinues her decline into the peaks and valleys of eternal baby mama madness with another kid she birthed via surrogate for dick dribbling baller-type Tristan Thompson. Their second child, a son, was born in July. And the baby makes his face debut in the trailer of the second season of Hulu’s The Kardashians.

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Kim Kardashian And Pete Davidson Are Over, As Khloe Kardashian And Tristan Thompson’s Second Child Is Born

August 6, 2022 / Posted by:

Friends and well-wishers, we are gathered here today to mourn the loss of our most dearly departed: Kim Kardashian and Pete Davidson’s 9-month relationship. Their love has shuffled off this mortal coil, and we must now morosely accept that Pete will never tattoo his and Kim’s wedding date on his body. Although the Kardashians will be grieving the end of Kim’s relationship, they will also be celebrating the birth of a new storyline: Khloe Kardashian‘s new baby with ex Tristan Thompson! As it is written in the good book (a.k.a Hulu’s The Kardashians’ script), Kris giveth and Kris taketh away!

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Tristan Thompson Was Seen Holding Hands With A Woman In Greece As The Birth Of His Second Child With Khloé Kardashian Nears

July 18, 2022 / Posted by:

As we know, Khloé Kardashian chose to go ahead and make another child with serial philanderer, Tristan Thompson, for some reason. They already share a 4-year-old daughter, True Thompson, and Khloé had expressed wanting another child with Tristan even though he was busy making babies with others. Khloé and Tristan are expecting their second child. a son, via surrogate. And since that baby is about to be born and Tristan is about to be a dad for the fourth time, he’s busy getting prepared for fatherhood once again. …What’s that?… I’m sorry, I’m being told he’s actually out in Greece probably dicking down hot women–Sorry, my mistake!

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Surprise! Khloé Kardashian And Tristan Thompson Are Expecting Another Baby Via Surrogate

July 14, 2022 / Posted by:

If you know anything about Tristan Thompson and his messy and monogamy-void relationship with Khloé Kardashian, then you might have just though that Tristan recently took a trip to Italy and knocked up a local woman named “Via Surrogate.” But nope, this baby was planned, apparently, and planned between Tristan and Khloé. So it would appear as though Khloé might not be as done with the one-man sperm bank as she has previously claimed she was.

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