Khloé Kardashian And Tristan Thompson Broke Up AGAIN After He Was Accused Of Cheating AGAIN

Here’s one you’ve NEVER EVER heard before! Tristan Thompson was accused of cheating on Khloé Kardashian again. It was just last month when Tristan’s chronically wandering peen was accused of wandering into the crotch of Los Angeles model Sydney Chase. Tristan denied the accusations and threatened to sue Sydney. A new cheating accusation popped up over the weekend and it joined the many, many other stories about how Tristan is fucking everyone but Khloé. Well, yesterday, it was reported that Tristan and Khloé broke up for the millionth time and the Koven wants you to know that they actually broke up weeks ago, so if he fucked around over the weekend, he didn’t technically cheat on her. I see the Kardashians like to warp time as much as they do imagery.
The Daily Mail said that on Friday night, Tristan went to the birthday party of YouTuber Tana Mongeau at her house. At this party, Tristan was seen entering a room with 3 women and when he came out was looking “disheveled.” Well, maybe he just helped them move an ottoman across the room? Maybe they did some light home décor? Maybe there’s a Peloton in there? We don’t know.
EXCLUSIVE: Tristan Thompson disappeared into a bedroom with three women at a house party and emerged 30 minutes later looking 'disheveled' https://t.co/1gVN3ODi52
— Daily Mail Celebrity (@DailyMailCeleb) June 21, 2021
Of course, the obvious guess as to what Tristan was doing is “cheating sluts gonna cheat.” But not so fast! TMZ‘s sources told them that Khloé and Tristan actually broke up weeks ago. You know, because of the last cheating rumors.
Sources close to the ex-couple tell us … they called things off a few weeks ago, not long after a woman named Sydney Chase claimed she and Tristan had sex after he had reunited with Khloé.
They were together in April when the Keeping Up with the Kardashians reunion was filmed because Khloé had words of praise for him then.
Tristan still “maintains [Sydney’s] allegations were untrue … but acknowledges the breakup with Khloe occurred after the claims went public.” And there’s no animosity between them, as they plan to co-parent their 3-year-old daughter True Thompson and even spent Father’s Day with True.
Us Weekly adds Khloé shadily responded to some social media comments of Tana’s. Tana tweeted about Tristan Thompson because duh, attention. She wondered why he was one of the first people to show up because he has a daughter to take care of. I’d wonder why he’s going to her house at all because who the fuck cares about Tana Mongeau’s birthday? Like, that’s worse parenting than leaving your kid at home.
all i know to tweet about my birthday party last night is that tristan thompson was one of the first attendees
like babe where’s true
— oops (@tanamongeau) June 21, 2021
Khloé didn’t @ Tana. She just liked a tweet where one of her fans went in on Tana calling her a “weird ass hoe”:
Lollll Khloe’s not messing with you pic.twitter.com/KmgkhyapYP
— N (@nicolec0214) June 21, 2021
Us Weekly’s source added that Tristan and Khloé are keeping things amicable for the sake of their daughter:
“They remain amicable toward each other and will continue to coparent,” the insider told Us on Monday, June 21. “There was no drama that broke them up, things just didn’t work out between the two of them.”
By the time I hit the publish button on this post, we’ll probably hear that these two wrecks are back together. But Khloé really needs to move on and find a man who will cherish her and fulfill her completely. And by that, I mean a plastic surgeon who can fulfill her need to shapeshift her face every other day. They would be the love union of our time!
Pic: Instagram