Khloé Kardashian Posted A Birthday Tribute To “Baby Daddy” Tristan Thompson And Another Set Of Badly Photoshopped Pics Of Herself On Instagram
There are two ways in which Khloé Kardashian has always been consistent: making herself look like Boo Boo the fool when it comes to her situationship with ex/baby daddy, Tristan Thompson, and warping the innocent walls she arches her back in front of within an inch of their life by Photoshopping her body in pretty much everything she posts. So, it’s no surprise she recently took to Instagram to exercise her strengths twice over two days.
According to Page Six, Khloé posted an Instagram carousel of pics of herself all dolled up to attend a 40th birthday party for her twin friends, Malika Haqq and Khadijah Shaye Haqq. The problem? She or a member of her team (or Kendall Jenner’s hand stretchin’ team) tried to slim her thigh, plump her ass, or both, which left her friggin’ leg looking like someone reinstalled it backward after her Fix-A-Flat tune-up. And in another image, the tinfoil backdrop she was posing against also was warped right above her aftermarket ass, probably from an attempt to slim her waist.
In the original since-deleted pics, Kardashian’s right leg bent awkwardly inward at the hem of her silver dress, seemingly in a failed attempt to make her legs look slimmer in one of the snaps.
The reality TV star’s upper and lower glutes looked disproportionate to one another in another pic, with her backside seemingly enhanced while trying to snatch in her waist.
After catching mess in the comments, Khloé deleted the questionable pics and replaced them with less offensively badly edited ones, though they were still noticeably altered.
“bro who tf photoshops their pics so badly,” one user tweeted alongside a close-up of Kardashian’s warped leg.
“The aluminium foil in the background to cover the photoshop 😂🙄,” another joked about the metallic background, while a third added, “honey wake up new khloe kardashian face just dropped.”
However, the snaps still appeared to be heavily retouched, especially the third photo in the carousel in which the foil in the background was noticeably warped to whittle down her waist.
But the internet is forever, especially when you’re a vapid asshole who’s a major contributor to society’s unrealistic beauty standards, so here’s the laughably bad set:
Khloe Kardashian'dan yeni bir Photoshop kazası https://t.co/H518eocDYp pic.twitter.com/xtzfMdZWKS
— N-Life (@ntv_yasam) March 14, 2023
And here’s what she replaced them with:
Khloé then continued her klownery binge the next day when she posted an ass-kissing birthday tribute to Tristan (who also attended the aforementioned party with her), the father of her two children, but also the father of a child he fathered behind her back on his birthday two years ago. Some of the pictures in the post showed her and Tristan’s son’s face for the first time, so I assume some sort of KarJenner PR storm is a-brewin’. via People:
The Good American co-founder, 38, penned a tribute to the NBA star on his 32nd birthday on Instagram Monday.
Kardashian shared photos of moments where Thompson is spending time with their two children — a 7-month-old baby boy whose name has yet to be shared and daughter True, who turns 5 next month — as well as Thompson’s oldest, Prince Oliver, 6, whom he shares with ex Jordan Craig.
The first photo shows the siblings peering down at their baby brother, who is lying across True’s lap, being held with the basketball player’s help.
In another photo, Thompson — who is also dad to son Theo, 15 months, with Maralee Nichols — poses with two of his kids and Amari, his 16-year-old brother who has epilepsy. Also appearing in the photos is Kardashian’s niece, Dream Kardashian, 6.
Here’s her (astutely comments off) sickeningly saccharine tribute to a guy who cheated on her multiple times with randos when she was pregnant and also made out with her sister’s best friend while they were together:
“Continue to crave change” and “be free?” That’s one way to honor someone who loves tossing it in other desperate boner garages. Family ringleader Kris Jenner even got in on the Tristan taint-tickling fest with a long-ass Instagram Story because nothing says “special part of the family” like betraying an actual member of the family every time the dick dries off:
Has Khloé been pounding Kourtney Kardashian’s twat gummies? If so, look for the next advertising campaign to claim that after taking them, Tristan ran back to her. Because this all seems like a soft launch of Khloé x Tristan seven? Maybe eight? Point oh!
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