Khloé Kardashian Swears Her Family Cares About Voting, As Kylie Jenner Pushes Makeup On Social Media
It’s Day 3 of counting the votes from the 2020 US Presidential Election and there’s razor-sharp margins that are making people nervous. And some people have decided to go after famous types that they feel could have done more. Khloé Kardashian recently got caught in the krosshairs of such an accusation, but Khloé swears her family did the most to promote voting. Which would have been a somewhat believable argument had it not been for Kylie Jenner using her platform and social media influence to…push her makeup line.
There can be 100 people in the room, and 99 don’t have COVID-19. But if just one person does, it can change everything. I guess these wealthy young celebrity kajillionaires didn’t get that mEmO though, because they’re out there partying like it’s 2019. This past weekend Kendall Jenner followed in sister Kim Kardashian’s tone-deaf footsteps and threw a giant birthday/Halloween bash for her 25th birthday. OK, at this point, they gotta be trolling us poors, right?
Kendall invited 100 guests to Harriet’s Rooftop bar in West Hollywood. They included the usual Kardashian-Jenner crew, Justin and Hailey Bieber, Paris Hilton, The Weeknd (fat suited up as The Nutty Professor), Doja Cat, Jaden Smith, Winnie Harlow, Saweetie, and Quavo. Everybody was required to pass a rapid COVID-19 test on site before going upstairs to the party. Kendall obviously knew she was gonna get shit, so she asked her guests not to post on social media. Ha! As IF she could stop a bunch of attention whores from posting their costumes on Instagram. That’s the only reason they dressed up! Continue reading
Kim Kardashian’s Birthday Island Trip Cost A Million Dollars, And Khloe Defended The Getaway On “Ellen”
Earlier this week, Kim Kardashian broke the Internet once again (if she’s gonna keep pulling this, she better start paying our wireless bills) when she flew her inner circle to a private island to celebrate the big 4-0. Obviously all the Internet commoners went nuts. How dare she flaunt her mega-rich privilege in this pandemic hellscape? On the bright side, her tone-deaf caption received the meme treatment. So thanks for the laughs, Kimberly.
Now Page Six is reporting that Kim spent $1 million to fly under 30 of her closest friends and family all the way to Tahiti (smack dab in the middle of the Pacific, an 8 hour plane ride). On a private jet, but of cooourse. They left LA on October 20th, and spent five days at The Brando, “a luxurious private island resort in French Polynesia with just 35 villas”, that’s known as one of the “finest eco-friendly resorts in the world”. And yeah, it was Marlon Brando’s private island. So I guess the Kardashians were waited on hand and hoove by animal-human hybrid freaks. Continue reading
Ahhh, Old Hollywood. The scandals, the style, the starlets! I am, of course, talking about the mid-aughts, a very, very good time for show business – both of Britney’s marriages, the end of the original Bennifer, the rise of TomKat, Ashlee Simpson’s lip-sync jig on SNL, everything Lindsay Lohan, and the continued reign of Paris Hilton (ft. Nicole Richie). Little did we know what was stirring in the deepest, darkest recesses of Calabasas. A powerful, starving force had awakened, attracted by the bright lights of the paparazzi and the tacky fashions of the red carpet. “Me, me, meeee,” the beast growled, “Why not meeee?” Then, in 2007, the beast emerged; Kim Kardashian’s sex tape was released, and Keeping Up with the Kardashians promptly hit the airwaves.
Legend has it that it was Paris herself who helped crown her successor; she hired a then-unknown Kim to organize her closet. And now Kim’s sister, Khloe Kardashian, has let everyone know again that she briefly worked as Nicole Richie’s assistant. Sigh. The takeover was inevitable.
Ruh-roh, more discord in the House of K-J! Kardashian momager (shudder) Kris Jenner is being sued for sexual harassment by a former security guard who worked for the family from 2017-2018. Marc McWilliams claims he was the victim of “a pattern of unwanted and unwelcome advances and other harassing misconduct”. He’s suing Kris and Kourtney Kardashian (who he says retaliated against him once he made the allegations) for unspecified damages. Kris is obviously denying all this shit. Her lawyer, Marty Singer, says once they defeat this “ridiculous, frivolous” lawsuit they’ll sue Marc right back for “malicious prosecution”. Um, petty.
billionaire millionaire Kylie Jenner obviously ain’t the type of parent who worries about spoiling her kids. For daughter Stormi Webster’s second birthday this past winter, the new PMK (Pimp Mama Kylie) constructed an extravagant carnival of nightmares called “Stormi’s World” (featuring a bunch of creepy blow-up Stormi heads, a Frozen-themed ice room, and a custom-redesigned private jet interior to match). Girl doesn’t know the meaning of the word “ostentatious”. Because girl didn’t pay attention in school.
Last week Cardi B and Offset declared WAR when they presented little Kulture with a $20,000 Birkin bag for her second birthday. NO ONE threatens Stormi’s title of “Baby Veruca Salt”, so Kylie bought her daughter a $200,000 white pony from the Netherlands named “Frozen” (like the movie!). Shipping was, of course, not included. That cost Kylie an extra $7,000-$10,000.