Category: Kris Jenner
Kanye West Went Off On The Kardashians And More In An Instagram Meltdown
Kanye West went off on Instagram again. This time, Kanye came after his ex Kim Kardashian and the rest of The Koven for allegedly trying to turn his daughters into porn stars. Kanye also: claimed he himself has a porn addiction, brought up the Clintons, claimed the school systems are indoctrinating his children, roasted Pete Davidson, and came after Kris Jenner who I guess is no longer one of his faves. Classic Ye meltdown! I feel like Instagram meltdowns are more his brand than rapping.
Kylie Jenner Denied That Her Cosmetics Lab Photoshoot Was Unsanitary
If Kylie Jenner getting called to the carpet for her aggravating and out-of-touch behavior is something that brings you subtle joy, the past month or so has been ripe for the pickin’. Her momager, Kris Jenner, stepped in to tell her to stop blowing through so much cash (even though Kylie claims to be a billionaire). The Earth and most of its residents stepped in to tell her to stop hopping onto her personal jet just to buy deodorant at the CVS down the block. Now, a cosmetic developer named Kevin James Bennett is accusing Kylie of putting clients of her brand, Kylie Cosmetics, in danger since she posted pics on Instagram where it looked like she had no idea what she was doing mixing up chemicals in a cosmetics lab without wearing gloves, a mask, or a hairnet. Kylie responded by saying that she wasn’t in a lab or manufacturing facility, it was her own personal experiment/content creation space, and “I would never endanger my clients, how DAHH you spread false information, Kevin?!” But, Kevin wasn’t having any of the KarJenner lie and spin machine and posted a receipt on Instagram featuring Selena Gomez showing that the space where Kylie was photographed was actually an Italian cosmetics lab.
Kris Jenner Is Reportedly Concerned About Kylie Jenner’s Spending Habits
Kim Kardashian may pray at the altar of Marilyn Monroe, who reportedly once said “anything’s possible, almost.” Like fitting a 10-pound sack of godknowswhat into a size 10 dress, for example. But her sister Kylie Jenner apparently follows the advice of a different blond bombshell, Dolly Parton, who famously says “it costs a lot of money to look this cheap.” But Kylie’s so advanced at looking cheap and tacky that instead of spending her money on wigs, make-up, and millions upon millions of books for children in need, she spends it on 17-minute private jet trips across town. According to Page Six, her mom Kris Jenner is concerned about her spending habits and wants her to pump the brakes. But like, which brakes? Kylie has an $8 million car collection and a $72 million jet. We talking the Bugatti Chiron, the Ferrari 458 Spider, the Ferrari 488 Spider or one of the Lambos? Certainly not the pink Rolls. She doesn’t even drive that car, she just keeps it running in the driveway at all times.
Kris Jenner Is Coming After Blac Chyna For $391,000 In Legal Fees
Blac Chyna’s decision to tell Kris Jenner “you’ll be hearing from my attorney” continues to be an expensive one. I know it sounds like a bad bitch baller line, but if you don’t have the means to back it up, it could spell financial ruin. Unfortunately for Chyna, after hearing from Chyna’s attorney in a court of law, Kris is now asking Chyna to pay the $391,000 in legal fees that convo generated. Tch. And they say talk is cheap.
Mary J. Blige, Keanu Reeves, Zendaya, Joe Rogan And Kris Jenner All Made The Time 100 List Of The World’s Most Influential People
Last year Prince Harry and Meghan Markle graced the cover of Time Magazine’s annual list of the 100 most influential people in the world and since then, have done jack shit in the way of influence. They were featured in the Icons section, but those tricks can’t even launch an Instagram page let alone a revolution. So Time gave them the year off to get their shit together and Mary J. Blige has taken their place as the face of the Time 100’s Icons section. Mary shares the honor with Issa Rae, Keanu Reeves, Jon Batiste, and Adele plus a couple of people who actually worked for the accolade. And because you can’t even get the “Uh” out of Adele without James Corden popping up out of nowhere like a singing telegram sent by the devil himself, James wrote Adele’s intro and used it as an excuse to brag about her “singing in the kitchen, or belting at the top of her voice solely to make [his] children laugh.” It’s like, we get it, James, she’s your bestie. But if she’s so influential, then explain what happened to your career?
Travis Barker And Kourtney Kasdashian’s Italian Wedding Was A Study In Leather And Lace
The ancient port city of Portofino, Italy was invaded over the weekend by a slavering hoard of Gauls ghouls who breached the fortified walls of the famed Castello Brown and held what appears to have been some sort of Satanic ritual. Townsfolk reportedly heard their sinister machinations (“I, like, totally do,” “bro, same!”) and the screams of the innocent (Scott Disick from 6,000 miles away) well into the early morning hours. Fortunately, no virgins were sacrificed because no virgins could be found. People reports that Travis Barker has made an honest woman out of Kourtney Kardashian for the third time this year in a ceremony that could only be described as comically tacky. The bride wore white and little else.