TMZ says that Dr. Oz now wants to cancel breakfast. Yes, breakfast is over with. He calls it a “ploy” and says we don’t need it. Honey, I’ve noticed how fed-Kristian versus hangry-Kristian acts in the morning, and I know there’s a difference–medical or not.
Scarlett Johansson can go ahead and tell her agent to keep her options open for the time being. Because when Kevin Feige, president of Marvel Studios, said there would be a transgender character in an upcoming Marvel movie, he wasn’t exactly telling the truth.
Mariah Carey has been maligned! She’s been slandered, defamed, smeared and denigrated. Over the weekend it was erroneously reported that Mariah confused Jennifer Aniston for Reese Witherspoon while giving an address at Variety’s Power of Women luncheon, prompting people to wonder if she has ever even cracked the spine on her White Women Of the World book. Turns out, Mariah does know the difference between a Yellow Crested Witherspoon and a Solid B Chested Anniston! And her next album is going to be called The Vindication Of Mariah Carey.
During Joaquin Phoenix’s appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live! last week, Jimmy Kimmel played an outtake shot during filming of Joker, in which serious actor Joaquin tears a verbal strip off “Larry,” the film’s cinematographer. Jimmy said the clip came from Joker director Todd Phillips. In the clip, Joaquin condescendingly accused Larry (aka Lawrence Sher) of constantly whispering during takes, and nicknaming a diva-ish Joaquin “Cher.” If you watched that video and felt like it was written, directed, and produced by a company called Viral Celebrity Tantrums Inc., you’d be correct. Larry spilled the beans to Business Insider, saying it was a prank.
If you thought the recent flash floods in New York were due to global warming, let me put on my best Trump voice and say that you are “WRONG”. That excessive wetness was a perfectly natural human reaction to the news of a few days ago that Idris Elba and his people were once again in talks for him to play James Bond in the next installment of the soon-to-be panty wringing franchise. But now it looks like this vicious rumor was all made up to keep toying with our emotions, because Idris as Bond isn’t happening anytime soon (again).
Looks Like Meghan Markle’s Estranged Half-Brother Doesn’t Know Shit, Her Father Will Walk Her Down The Aisle
Either Meghan Markle’s estranged half-brother, Thomas Markle Jr., doesn’t know an ounce of shit, or Kensington Palace read his 100% truthful open letter to Prince Hot Ginge in InTouch and is doing some royal damage control! Definitely the second one.
Tom Jr. said in his handwritten open letter that Meghan Markle (seen above with her future granny-in-law before getting lap dances from Thunder From Down Under strippers at her hen party) is an ice-hearted demonic user who didn’t invite their dad to her wedding. But a shocking thing happened today. We learned that Tom Jr., who we all thought was the epitome of credibility, might not be that credible. Kensington Palace announced today that Meghan’s father Thomas Markle will be at her wedding and will walk her down the aisle.