If Kris Jenner had been using her head, she might have mapped out a 36-point, 18-month plan to get Kourtney Kardashian as much attention as possible for her engagement to Travis Barker, aka Kourtney’s most relevant and interesting storyline in years. However, that might have required Kourtney to commit to more work than she’s used to, which so far has consistently registered somewhere between “very little” and “the bare minimum” (sorry Kim). So Kourtney only messed around with one shameless wedding stunt before moving on to the real thing. And again, Kourtney brings deep shame and dishonor to her family, because it wasn’t a tacky, over-the-top wealth-wasting public spectacle. TMZ says that Kourtney and Travis officially traded “I dos” on Sunday in a low-key ceremony.
Last month, Kourtney and Travis decided their post-Grammy Awards after-party would take place at a wedding chapel in Las Vegas, where they got “married.” Kourtney and Travis have been together for about a year and a half and had been engaged since last October. It didn’t take long before receipts were provided, and it was very clear that Kourt and Travis’ Las Vegas thing wasn’t legal. But Kourtney denied it was a fake wedding, saying that she and Travis had every intention of getting real-married that night, but that it was too late to get a marriage license, so they had a symbolic marriage instead. Clearly, they finally got around to picking up that legitimate marriage license. Because they’re married married now. via TMZ:
Kourtney Kardashian is a married woman – she just tied the knot with Travis Barker … and this time, they’re truly man and wife in the eyes of the law.
The couple said “I do” Sunday in Santa Barbara, where they were spotted in traditional bride and groom wear and exchanging vows on the steps of what appears to be the downtown courthouse there on Anacapa.
Here’s what it looked like when Kourtney got married for the first time (this would be Travis’ third time down the aisle). Travis looks like Travis, while Kourtney looks like she was styled by the good people at The Vatican’s hottest clubwear store that just so happened to take over the lease of a David’s Bridal.
📸 Kourtney Kardashian celebrating her wedding with MJ 💕 pic.twitter.com/o0h21xn1kL
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TMZ adds that the wedding looked like the real deal because both Travis’ dad and Kourtney’s grandma were in attendance (as you can see). Whether or not Kourtney’s kids showed up to her wedding is unknown, but the last time we checked in on her three kids with Scott Disick, they weren’t exactly thrilled to get the phone call that their mom was engaged. But Page Six seems to think that Mason, Penelope, and Reign Disick didn’t show up on Sunday. This is based on several Instagram Stories posted by Scott showing his kids hanging out and playing at Scott’s house on Sunday, the day their mom was getting married to their new step-dad. In the event they didn’t go to see their mom vocal fry her way through some wedding vows about being punk rock ’till death do them part, then they always have wedding number 2 in Italy, which is something that is allegedly in the works. via TMZ:
Sources close to the couple tell TMZ … yes, they got the legal paperwork in order Sunday – so they are, in fact, married now. They’re going to be having an actual wedding ceremony in Italy in the near future.
Oh, thank goodness that Kourtney will eventually have a big, expensive, meaningless wedding in the future that will likely be recorded from every conceivable angle for a future episode of Hulu’s The Kardashians. I was legitimately afraid she was about to be ex-communicated from the Kardashian family for acting like a reasonable person. I don’t know what that would be like, but I’m assuming Khloé dramatically yanks away Kourtney’s favorite salad-eating fork while Kim revokes her annual loyalty card for an exclusive members-only subscription to Adobe’s private Photoshop service for faces and bodies.