Kylie Jenner’s Getting Dragged For Throwing Her Kids An Astroworld-Themed Party (Again) Despite The Festival’s 2021 Crowd Surge Tragedy
It’s hard to forget the sad and catastrophic events of Travis Scott’s Astroworld Festival back in November 2021, when a crowd surge resulted in hundreds of injuries and 10 deaths, several of which were children. Unless you’re Kylie Jenner and Travis, and you have a birthday party to throw, of course! Because they just threw their kids, Stormi and
Wolf Aire, a joint “Stormi/Aireworld” birthday party. Page Six says Kylie posted shots of the insensitive mess on her Instagram stories, and many have spoken out to give her the business for such a callous, ill-informed choice.
Kylie Jenner and her on-and-off-again piece/father of her two kids, Travis Scott, are off again, so he’s probably covered in tons of pussy today (“And that’s different from when he was with her how…?” asked you, making a point). So at the Schiaparelli Lukewarm Mess Haute Couture Spring/Summer 2023 in Paris today, Kylie showed that two tricks can play at the game by partly covering herself with a giant pussy. The other stuffed animals at the Disney store are definitely pouring one out for the poor plushie Mufasa who died just so he could be an accessory on a Kartrashian-DeJENNERate! But before Kylie Jenner delivered an all-cat look at the Schiaparelli show (see: that lion head, her kat klaw nails, and her serving “gassy Garfield trying to keep it sexy” in the face), she announced the replacement name for the baby boy she birthed out a year ago. Kylie and Travis have re-named their second child Aire. As for how you pronounce that, I figured “Aire” is just the exhausted exhale you make after hearing that Kylie Jenner gave her baby a name that sounds like a low-cost airline based in Europe. But according to Kylie herself, it’s simply pronounced AIR.
Climate criminals Kylie Jenner and Travis Scott still don’t give a hoot if you think they’re climate criminals. Back in July, these two got shit when Kylie posted a pic of her and Travis kissing in front of two private jets. The caption read, “you wanna take mine or yours?” People accused Kylie of bragging about something that destroys the planet. Then fans dug into her private flight history, and discovered that Kylie regularly took flights that lasted less than 15 minutes. Neither Kylie or Travis commented on the controversy, and now, five months later, they’re back to their old tricks. Buzzfeed reports that, on December 2, 25-year-old Kylie took her private jet from Miami to Van Nuys, California. Shortly after, 31-year-old Travis made the exact same trip on his jet. Each 5-hour trip used over 15,000 pounds of jet fuel and emitted 25 tons of carbon dioxide. But, hey, at least the couple didn’t have to make awkward small talk during the flight. “So, um… Travis, was it? Do you have any hobbies? Other than being a giant piece of shit?” Continue reading
It looks like Khloé Kardashian can pass her Boo-Boo the Fool crown to sister Kylie Jenner because there’s a rumor that the father of Kylie’s two children, Travis Scott, has been cheating on her with his alleged longtime side piece, Instagram model Rojean Kar. Travis has been linked to Rojean for some time, but recently, internet sleuths discovered through social media posts that Rojean and Travis were in the same areas simultaneously. Girl… Osama Bin Laden would not have lasted fifteen minutes in 2022 with these Sherlock Holmes-ass teens running the streets. But Travis denies cheating, saying that he doesn’t even know Rojean. And Rojean is pissed about that and brought out some receipts.
On November 5, 2021, Travis Scott’s set at Astroworld turned into a horrifying disaster as the crowd surged toward the stage. 10 people lost their lives. The youngest victim was 9 years old. People criticized how Travis didn’t stop the show and even brought out Drake (who was also named in some lawsuits) afterward. And his baby mama and her sister, Kylie and Kendall Jenner, were also called out for basically being whisked to safety, reportedly past people’s bodies by guards while medics couldn’t access victims. While billions of dollars worth of lawsuits were lobbed at Travis and Live Nation and more, the blame was also passed around like a game of hot potato. But a coroner report confirmed that all 10 deaths from the event were from “compression asphyxia.” And two of those lawsuits have been settled.
Kanye West went off on Instagram again. This time, Kanye came after his ex Kim Kardashian and the rest of The Koven for allegedly trying to turn his daughters into porn stars. Kanye also: claimed he himself has a porn addiction, brought up the Clintons, claimed the school systems are indoctrinating his children, roasted Pete Davidson, and came after Kris Jenner who I guess is no longer one of his faves. Classic Ye meltdown! I feel like Instagram meltdowns are more his brand than rapping.