Category: Travis Scott

There Are Rumors That Kylie Jenner And Timothée Chalamet Have Been Dating For Months

April 7, 2023 / Posted by:

No need to check to see if we all time-traveled back to April 1st. I checked. It’s April 7th. According to several anonymous tips sent into gossip Instagram, Deux Moi, Kylie Jenner, and Timothée Chalamet might be (*shudders*)… dating, and it may have been going on for months. There’s something about this math that just ain’t mathin’. I mean, DeuxMoi’s recent claim that Tom Brady and Reese Witherspoon were a thing was shut down as false. So this rumor feels like being forced to eat sushi every day at school – it just doesn’t feel right. (Kanye’s sushi-serving school would beg to differ) But since Kim Kardashian and Kourtney Kardashian both got with skinny white dudes, maybe Kylie is following the new Koven trend.

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The NYPD Wants To Talk To Travis Scott Because He’s The Suspect In An Assault Investigation

March 1, 2023 / Posted by:

Whether you’re in the air or on land, it seems like no one’s safe from being personally victimized by Travis Scott. He’ll unapologetically fuck up your ozone. Lives hang in the balance when he desires to funnel a crowd’s potentially deadly energy into enhancing the high he gets from huffing his own despicably dangerous fumes. And if you’re working behind the scenes of one of his auto-tuned mess performances, evidently, it’s best to keep your head on a swivel; because early this morning, Travis allegedly got in “sicko mode” and punched a sound engineer in the face and caused thousands of dollars of damage to equipment after he took the stage at an NYC club. He then fled, and now the NYPD would like a word.

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Kylie Jenner’s Getting Dragged For Throwing Her Kids An Astroworld-Themed Party (Again) Despite The Festival’s 2021 Crowd Surge Tragedy

February 3, 2023 / Posted by:

It’s hard to forget the sad and catastrophic events of Travis Scott’s Astroworld Festival back in November 2021, when a crowd surge resulted in hundreds of injuries and 10 deaths, several of which were children. Unless you’re Kylie Jenner and Travis, and you have a birthday party to throw, of course! Because they just threw their kids, Stormi and Wolf Aire, a joint “Stormi/Aireworld” birthday party. Page Six says Kylie posted shots of the insensitive mess on her Instagram stories, and many have spoken out to give her the business for such a callous, ill-informed choice. 

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Kylie Jenner Announces The New Name Of Her Baby Formerly Known As Wolf

January 23, 2023 / Posted by:

Kylie Jenner and her on-and-off-again piece/father of her two kids, Travis Scott, are off again, so he’s probably covered in tons of pussy today (“And that’s different from when he was with her how…?” asked you, making a point). So at the Schiaparelli Lukewarm Mess Haute Couture Spring/Summer 2023 in Paris today, Kylie showed that two tricks can play at the game by partly covering herself with a giant pussy. The other stuffed animals at the Disney store are definitely pouring one out for the poor plushie Mufasa who died just so he could be an accessory on a Kartrashian-DeJENNERate! But before Kylie Jenner delivered an all-cat look at the Schiaparelli show (see: that lion head, her kat klaw nails, and her serving “gassy Garfield trying to keep it sexy” in the face), she announced the replacement name for the baby boy she birthed out a year ago. Kylie and Travis have re-named their second child Aire. As for how you pronounce that, I figured “Aire” is just the exhausted exhale you make after hearing that Kylie Jenner gave her baby a name that sounds like a low-cost airline based in Europe. But according to Kylie herself, it’s simply pronounced AIR.

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Kylie Jenner And Travis Scott Still Don’t Care About Being Called Climate Criminals

December 6, 2022 / Posted by:

Climate criminals Kylie Jenner and Travis Scott still don’t give a hoot if you think they’re climate criminals. Back in July, these two got shit when Kylie posted a pic of her and Travis kissing in front of two private jets. The caption read, “you wanna take mine or yours?” People accused Kylie of bragging about something that destroys the planet. Then fans dug into her private flight history, and discovered that Kylie regularly took flights that lasted less than 15 minutes. Neither Kylie or Travis commented on the controversy, and now, five months later, they’re back to their old tricks. Buzzfeed reports that, on December 2, 25-year-old Kylie took her private jet from Miami to Van Nuys, California. Shortly after, 31-year-old Travis made the exact same trip on his jet. Each 5-hour trip used over 15,000 pounds of jet fuel and emitted 25 tons of carbon dioxide. But, hey, at least the couple didn’t have to make awkward small talk during the flight. “So, um… Travis, was it? Do you have any hobbies? Other than being a giant piece of shit?” Continue reading

Travis Scott Has Been Accused Of Cheating On Kylie Jenner Again And He Denies It

October 24, 2022 / Posted by:

It looks like Khloé Kardashian can pass her Boo-Boo the Fool crown to sister Kylie Jenner because there’s a rumor that the father of Kylie’s two children, Travis Scott, has been cheating on her with his alleged longtime side piece, Instagram model Rojean Kar. Travis has been linked to Rojean for some time, but recently, internet sleuths discovered through social media posts that Rojean and Travis were in the same areas simultaneously. Girl… Osama Bin Laden would not have lasted fifteen minutes in 2022 with these Sherlock Holmes-ass teens running the streets. But Travis denies cheating, saying that he doesn’t even know Rojean. And Rojean is pissed about that and brought out some receipts.

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