Kim Kardashian Says She’s Never Used Fillers, Only Botox
We must not have been paying Kim Kardashian enough attention after she was exonerated from possibly destroying the world’s oldest Freakum Dress because she’s back again to discuss how beautiful she is. In a new interview with Allure Magazine (via Too Fab), Kim gives readers answers to their lukewarm questions about her immovable face and couch cushion curves by admitting that she has not now, or EVER, desecrated the Temple of Doom she calls a body with any kind of fillers. According to her, she really only touches her face with “a little” Botox. And the world collectively laughs.
I’m not sure why Kim decided to experiment with LSD before this interview but she sounds insane. Kim, as a member of the general public I can guarantee you that none of us care. However, the lies and propaganda against her beauty have upset her so much that she is ready to put all the rumors to rest by admitting she’s never been friends with any type of filler.
At one point in the conversation, Kardashian was asked by reporter Danielle Pergament, “What do you have in your face right now?” — leading to a few reveals from the reality TV star.
“A little bit of Botox,” she said, before reportedly pointing to the area between her brows and adding that she’s “chilled, actually,” when it comes to the injections. When asked about fillers in her lips and cheeks, she claimed, “No filler. Never filled either one, ever.”
She was also asked about eyelash extensions, something the reporter was adamant Kardashian had on when they met. “No. I’ve never had eyelash extensions. I’ve never done anything. I have a drop of mascara on today,” she said, adding, “I’ve never filled my cheeks. I’ve never filled my lips.”
Kim, please. But well, the one thing we can all agree on is that Kim is vain. And she admits it too, because if she didn’t lightning would have struck her for telling too many lies in one day.
“I really, genuinely care about looking good,” Kim told the publication. “I probably care more than 90 percent of the people on this planet. It’s not easy when you’re a mom and you’re exhausted at the end of the day or you’re in school, and I’m all of the above.”
Kim went on to say that she hates her hands because they’re “wrinkly and gross” which means there will soon be a line of adult mittens on the horizon possibly called KimMitz. And of course, she brought up her Met Gala weight loss again, especially after shedding more pounds since then.
“I had a nutritionist, I had a trainer. I have never drunk more water in my life. I don’t see the criticism for other people when they lost weight for roles — they are [considered] geniuses for their craft,” she told Allure. “There are so many things out there that are so not accurate and not true.”
Overruled, Kim! This interview proves once and for all that her law career will last about fifteen seconds. Because if she can’t convince us to believe she’s never used fillers how will she defend her clients in a court of law?
Here are more pics of Kim in Allure:
Pic: Danielle Levitt/Allure