Julia Fox is a verifiable boob magician (a “titgician,” if you will) at this point, wearing confusing look after confusing look where they’re one sneeze away from freedom, all in a bid to miraculously extend the 15 minutes she was granted after strangely pronouncing the name of a movie she was in (“UNCUH JAMS”) and valiantly rescuing Kim Kardashian from Kanye West by “dating” him. She recently sawed them in half with whatever fug dress she wore with bootleg kabuki makeup at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner, and on Sunday, she set the titty free by wearing a completely see-through glass-look top at the Cannes Film Festival Art of Elysium 25th anniversary party.
Julia Fox, Chrissy Teigen, and Some “Vanderpump Rules” Stars Attended The White House Correspondents’ Dinner
The White House Correspondents’ Dinner happened over the weekend, and it celebrates freedom of the press as well as raising money for the WHCA to offer journalism scholarships and honor the recipients of the WHCA’s journalism awards for their news coverage. It also brings out A-LIST STAHS, and this year was no exception (sarcasm) since Julia Fox, Chrissy Teigen, and some of the Vanderpump Rules hive were there. And in this case, the A in A-LIST stands for: Are You Seriously Telling Me That Julia Fox Was Invited To The WHCD?!
In 2020, eleven men and transgender women accused Alexander Wang of sexual assault. 39-year-old Alexander initially denied everything, but, as more people came forward, he released a statement saying that, while “we disagree with some of the details of these personal interactions”, he regretted his actions and would do better in the future. If “doing better” means laying low for awhile, then quietly returning to the fashion world like nothing happened, congrats, A-Wang! You’re all better now! Last week, the designer threw his first fashion show in New York City since the allegations broke. And guess who walked in it? A bunch of models “who lacked size diversity” (according to USA Today) and TikTok it girl/Uncut Jahms star Julia Fox. A match made in heaven, considering Julia’s penchant for super problematic FASHUN types.
Last week, Julia Fox gave us a TikTok tour of her surprisingly modest New York apartment, complete with clutter, a bed in the living room, and a wee mouse problem. Relatable (except switch out Ms. Fox’s single mouse for my 12,000 potato bugs). She shares her Upper East Side home with her 2-year-old son, Valentino. Page Six reports that yesterday, 32-year-old Julia made another TikTok in response to this comment on her original video: “Isn’t she worth like 30 million dollars?” Translation: why doesn’t Julia live in a mansion and/or penthouse like other famous types? Julia says it’s because she doesn’t want her son to grow up to be “a fuckin’ prick.”
When Julia Fox isn’t playing Captain Save-A-Ho to Kim Kardashian by accepting hotel rooms full of designer clothes from Kanye West or being gifted Chanel bags on a private jet by Drake, she’s just a humble New Yorker fighting against overindulgence by keeping it real! Julia took to TikTok yesterday to give a tour of the seemingly normal apartment she shares with her toddler son and “one” mouse (girl, there’s never just one).
Andy Cohen’s been super busy being a prolific maestro of mess lately, so it should come as no surprise that during last night’s episode of Watch What Happens Live, he was able to extract several pieces of intriguing information from his guest, UNCUH JAM/worrisome alley cat, Julia Fox. Over the span of 30 minutes, Julia–who has become my modern-day Forrest Gump on account of the way she bafflingly weasels her way into random situations–said that she hasn’t kept in contact with Kanye West since their monthlong fling ended, and he probably never even knew her full name. She also shared that she hasn’t spoken to her pogo sister, Kim Kardashian, about David Duke 2.0, despite crossing paths with her. She rounded out her half-hour of dropping nuggets by describing her best celebrity date, later letting it slip that it might’ve been with Drake.