In a previous episode of Kate and Oliver Hudson’s podcast, Sibling Revelry, they talked about the time they hosted a house party and Tom Cruise gatecrashed. Well, this time these rich and connected people are squeezing some “juicy” (not really) details out of the Kardashian/Jenners. They spoke with 41-year-old Kourtney Kardashian and 24-year-old Kendall Jenner about the Koven and learned that Kendall Jenner is a stoner. Oh my god! So brave! This is like when she came out as having had acne at some point! Someone get her a Medal of Honor!
“Became“?! And by “toxic” she doesn’t mean the fumes wafting off of her sisters’ melted PVC asses.
2020 has been filled with endless tragedies, however, one of the biggest one of them all is the fact that Keeping Up With The Kardashians is still on the air. And unfortunately, even during a pandemic, their Koven of cash cows continue to peek their heads out from behind quarantined walls to remind us they still exist. Earlier this year we were treated to the blandest staged fight in reality television history when Kourtney Kardashian and her sister Kim Kardashian came to blows over, honestly, who cares? Now Kourtney is giving more details as to what prompted the slap fest and blames it on how toxic filming for the show has gotten over the years.
Scott Disick And Sofia Richie Are Definitely Broken Up Because She Wasn’t At Any Of His Birthday Celebrations
Leave it to the Kardashians (LITTK, a show I’m pitching to E!) to turn a simple family birthday celebration into an overstuffed ode to materialism and vanity which includes their children being used as human billboards and Khloe Kardashian “clapping back” at people who accused them of not following social distancing protocols. The birthday boy in question is Kourtney Kardashian’s ex Scott Disick, fresh from busting himself out of rehab after his picture was leaked to the press, who turned 37 on Tuesday. Scott actually enjoyed two separate birthday bashes with the family, neither of which were attended by Scott’s girlfriend of three years, Sofia Richie. Last week they were rumored to be broken up, and according to Us Weekly, her absence from Scott’s birthday celebrations means it’s official. Cue Cheech Marin going downstairs to investigate a ruckus only to find Lionel Richie dancing on the ceiling.
This weekend, Khloe Kardashian managed to do what seems like an impossible task for present-day Khloe: she got some attention in a way that had nothing to do with her shitty relationship with Tristan Thompson. But don’t congratulate Khloe just yet. She did something the internet thought was very, very dumb given our current situation.
No, Scott Disick didn’t pop out of Kourtney Kardashian’s stocking like, “Hey babe, I’m back and I’m mostly all yours for the next 12 to 18 months!” She got a literal dog. Kourtney surprised her family with a purebred golden retriever on Christmas morning. And that wouldn’t be a problem, except for the fact that the internet was very quick to point out that Kourtney already has a dog that hasn’t exactly been seen in person recently. Is Kourtney the Kardashian version of Justin Bieber? Some people on the internet thought so.
It’s really too bad that Kourtney Kardashian wants to semi-retire from the family business of rehashing tired, predictable drama on television. Because this is the kind of news that could guarantee her at least a solid 6 episode arc in an upcoming season. Kourtney has gained several extra ounces of relevancy by being seen in public with her ex-boyfriend Younes Bendjima.