If there’s anything we know about the oldest Kardashian sister, besides also loving salads and having trash taste in men, is that Kourtney Kardashian is very into clean living and health stuff and wellness. Which always seems like such a paradox, considering she spends so much time around massive amounts of non-degradable plastic.
Kourtney has been fighting the stupid fight against everything delicious like sugar, carbs, dairy, and gluten for years, and if her kids wanted to get a hit of the good stuff, they’d have to sneak off to Kris Jenner’s house. Even school isn’t safe from Kourtney’s clean living crusade, as she recently admitted that she has marched down to the principal’s office and demanded her kids eat and live just as healthy as they do at home.
E! put out a teaser trailer for the rest of the season of Keeping Up With The Korrosion Of God’s Light, and of course it’s all about the Khloé Kardashian/Tristan Thompson/Jordyn Woods drama. The trailer should be studied in science classes, because the Koven members somehow defy the laws of science by “crying” even though their tear ducts were filled with fillers years ago.
If there’s something you can count on, it’s Kris Jenner loving all her children equally. LOL JK–which one is making the most money for her the day you’re reading this? It’s that one. Kris showed off her boundless love for her familia over the weekend by throwing up an Instagram post dedicated to all the mothers. It included mention of every one of her daughters except noticeably Kendall Jenner was left out. Yeah, Kendall well you aren’t a mother so why would you be included? …Only when you have birthed a child which Kris can make 10% from, then you can get included. Kim Kardashian‘s surrogates about to get more of a shoutout than you are. Put in the work!
Entertainment Tonight is reporting that hell is upon us AGAIN and of course Hell’s sweethearts are the cause of it. Poosh (which fittingly enough sounds like a grossly cutesy name for a fart): Kourtney Kardashian‘s lifestyle blog which will rot society from the inside out has officially launched.
Normally it’s Kim Kardashian winning the Photoshop Awards for having a hiney that looks like the Hindenburg, but this time it’s Kourtney Kardashian’s time to take some heat. Kourt has been promoting some mysterious brand of hers called Poosh, but people have been wondering what kinda poosh is going on with her body in the latest promo shot since her face looks pasted on, she lost a thigh en route to the bathtub, and it looks like she’s got an engorged nipple on her wrist (but it’s probably just a bubble or rogue filler trying to get out of her body).
Just when you thought nobody was watching (OK, it was more than a thought – nobody was watching), Kris Jenner found a new trick up her sleeve, and it might be polyamory! OK, fine, it’s likely just smart co-parenting, but Kris will call it polyamory if it gets more eyeballs to E! on a Sunday night. 35-year-old Scott Disick is vacationing in Cabo at the moment, and rather than seem like an absent father and just jet to Mexico with his piece, 20-year-old Sofia Richie, he did the mature thing: bring his ex Kourtney Kardashian, too!