When Blac Chyna was baptized last year, I thought it was part of her “rebirth” and journey into becoming Angela White (which is her birth name) again. But it would seem to me she was actually submerged in the River Styx because now she’s out here trying to send props to the woman she once sued for hundreds of millions and accused of sabotage–the original Kardashian Koven Supreme, Kim Kardashian.
Blac Chyna’s decision to tell Kris Jenner “you’ll be hearing from my attorney” continues to be an expensive one. I know it sounds like a bad bitch baller line, but if you don’t have the means to back it up, it could spell financial ruin. Unfortunately for Chyna, after hearing from Chyna’s attorney in a court of law, Kris is now asking Chyna to pay the $391,000 in legal fees that convo generated. Tch. And they say talk is cheap.
America’s former sweethearts Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna have had one hell of a roller-coaster affair. Back when Chyna had somewhat of a shot at receiving injection discounts under the Kardashian family plan, she and Rob touted their phony love on the horribly produced series Rob & Chyna. Ultimately their love crumbled to ash and scattered into the winds of time, causing many fights which eventually turned into a lawsuit for revenge porn. And just as they were beginning to come to a settlement with this lawsuit Rob claims Chyna is trying to back out of their original agreement. However, this was probably one time when Rob should have kept quiet because Chyna’s legal team is accusing him of violating California law by discussing the case with the media.
In the nearly 2 weeks since Blac Chyna complained that the judge was biased against her after she lost her lawsuit against The Kardashians, the GoFundMe launched by her mom Tokyo Toni has raised an additional $35 towards her legal war chest, bringing the total of that $400,000 campaign to $1,331. And she’s going to need every penny of it. Us Weekly reports that a court date has been set for Chyna’s next legal battle against the Kardashians, only this time Rob Kardashian is the only defendant, so their resources might finally be matched. Chyna is suing Rob for allegedly engaging in revenge porn when he posted nude photos of her on Instagram. Rob’s probably going to have to pay for this one with his own little sock money that he probably keeps hidden under his bed in an actual little sock. Revenge porn is so not on brand.
Even though she lost, it’s not too late to donate to Blac Chyna’s legal defense fund. In fact, she needs your help now more than ever. Last week, Chyna lost her $100 million lawsuit against The Kardashians when a jury found that Kris Jenner and her motley crew of glamor-gremlins did not illegally interfere with Chyna’s contract with E! to produce a 2nd season of her and Rob Kardashian‘s show Rob & Chyna, and did not knowingly lie about the alleged abuse she inflicted on Rob or “spread the word about it with reckless disregard for the truth,” per NBC News. Chyna gave no statement at the time the verdict was announced and she was awarded no damages. But TMZ reports that she’s filed new documents accusing Judge Gregory Alarcon of being “undeniably hostile and extremely biased” against her and her attorney. But I’m like, how could the judge even tell the sides apart? Glamor-gremlins all look so similar and Chyna is just as glamorous and gremliny as the Kardashians.
Aw, and just when things started to get good (I really wanted someone to cross-examine Khloe Kardashian and ask her just how bad chaotic, toxic relationships were for the family brand). But it would appear as though Blac Chyna’s legal battle against the Kardashian family has come to a close, and Chyna is walking away with nothing. Okay, not nothing. She can sleep well tonight knowing that the courtroom sketch artist absolutely butchered the likenesses of her enemies. But when it comes to her bank account, she’s not doing any better than when she first entered that courtroom last month. Yesterday, a jury decided that Blac Chyna wasn’t financially fucked over by the Kardashians when her reality series Rob & Chyna wasn’t renewed for a second season.