Category: Weddings

Adele Is Going To Throw Jennifer Lawrence A Bachelorette Party

July 8, 2019 / Posted by:

Jennifer Lawrence is about to become Jennifer Maroney, thus making her the second-best J. Maroney. But that also means JLaw needs one last wild night of single-girl debauchery, which for JLaw most likely will mean boozing, farting, falling, puking, and pissing in a $2000 Dior dress. And according to The Sun, said night will be planned by her friend Adele. I know some people aren’t here for bachelorette parties in gay bars, but I have a feeling this one will be welcomed.

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Here’s What Katharine McPhee And Sophie Turner Got Married In

July 5, 2019 / Posted by:

Last weekend, a ton of famous people and reality stars got hitched. We already know what  Brittany Cartwright and Jax Taylor looked like when they got hitched, thanks to People magazine. Zoe Kravitz must be waiting for an offer from Hipster Brides, because so far all we have are pictures of her rehearsal dinner outfit. In the meantime, we’ve got some pics to satisfy all those expensive wedding dress enthusiasts out there, courtesy of Katharine McPhee and Sophie Turner.

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Brittany Cartwright And Jax Taylor From “Vanderpump Rules” Got Married

July 1, 2019 / Posted by:

Brittany Cartwright, a SUR (Sexy Unique Restaurant) hostess, and Jax Taylor, a SUR bartender, were married in a castle in Versailles over the weekend and the lavish, star-studded festivities (Lance Bass officiated) were covered by People Magazine, proving that with the right sponsorship deals, anything is possible. Ok, so the castle was in Versailles, Kentucky not France and instead of shouting “let them eat cake” to her guests, Brittany probably yodeled “the beer cheese fountain is open, y’all!”. And yes, I hear the chorus of owls “who, who, who, whoooo.. who, who, whooo“-ing a stirring rendition of Beethoven’s 9th symphony. Brittany and Jax are cast members on Vanderpump Rules.

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Jennifer Lawrence Has Already Chosen Her Wedding Gown And Venue

June 13, 2019 / Posted by:

Celebrity wedding season is upon us, and it started off with a whimper with The Prattengger’s biblically sanctioned fruit and vegetable affair. I fully expect Jennifer Lawrence to swing the pendulum in a messier direction by offering her guests BBQ beef ribs with no fork and using personalized whoopee cushions in lieu of place cards. According to People, JLaw’s already picked out her dress and venue for her upcoming first wedding to art dealer Cooke Maroney.

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Here’s The First Official Photo From Chris Pratt And Katherine Schwarzenegger’s Wedding

June 10, 2019 / Posted by:

That’s probably how every publication was looking at Chris Pratt’s publicist on Saturday after they heard that he’d gotten married to his girlfriend of about a year, Katherine Schwarzenegger. Because of course we all want to see what kind of wedding they threw together in five months. But also because I don’t believe a famous couple is technically married until we see a professional photo of themselves in wedding outfits, smiling like they’re aggressively testing the limits of their Botox.

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Zoe Kravitz Got Secret Married To Karl Glusman

May 22, 2019 / Posted by:

We’re but one month away from the kickoff of every Pinterest-loving, The Bachelor-binging sorority girl’s favorite season, wedding season. But one person who won’t be nervously sweating Lady Speed Stick through her gown during wedding season is Zoe Kravitz, because she went ahead and took all the pressure off by secretly getting married to her fiancé Karl Glusman.

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