Open Post: Hosted By Drake Talking About How He Disguised Himself As An Old Man To Go To His Friend’s Court Hearing Without Being Recognized
During a video interview with Lil Yachty, published on the FUTUREMOOD YouTube channel last Friday, Drake spilled the tea on how he endured three hours of prosthetics just to support a friend who had to appear in a court hearing. Take notes, Sacha Baron Cohen. This doesn’t come as a surprise since Drake has a long history of cringe rich people antics, like making a necklace of unused engagement rings, buying friends luxury toilets, and, worst of all, taking Julia Fox on a date. Thoughts and prayers go out to anyone who still takes this man seriously.
Bethenny Frankel Called Out Kylie Cosmetics For Scamming People By Charging More For Special Packaging
It takes a lot to get on the side of the “well-rested, happy” Real Housewives of New York alum Bethenny Frankel; but lately, she’s been spending her time on TikTok, reviewing beauty products, and railing against Instagram filter culture and the KarJenners. And while I’m apprehensive about giving her any credit due to the vast amount of dumb shit that’s come out of her talk-hole in the past, valid points have been made recently. In her newest KarJenner rant, she came for Kylie Jenner’s company, Kylie Cosmetics, and their quest to scam sweet morons out of their hard-earned cash by charging $117 more for makeup that comes in a special paper box vs. the exact same products without the box.
Kylie Jenner Denied That Her Cosmetics Lab Photoshoot Was Unsanitary
If Kylie Jenner getting called to the carpet for her aggravating and out-of-touch behavior is something that brings you subtle joy, the past month or so has been ripe for the pickin’. Her momager, Kris Jenner, stepped in to tell her to stop blowing through so much cash (even though Kylie claims to be a billionaire). The Earth and most of its residents stepped in to tell her to stop hopping onto her personal jet just to buy deodorant at the CVS down the block. Now, a cosmetic developer named Kevin James Bennett is accusing Kylie of putting clients of her brand, Kylie Cosmetics, in danger since she posted pics on Instagram where it looked like she had no idea what she was doing mixing up chemicals in a cosmetics lab without wearing gloves, a mask, or a hairnet. Kylie responded by saying that she wasn’t in a lab or manufacturing facility, it was her own personal experiment/content creation space, and “I would never endanger my clients, how DAHH you spread false information, Kevin?!” But, Kevin wasn’t having any of the KarJenner lie and spin machine and posted a receipt on Instagram featuring Selena Gomez showing that the space where Kylie was photographed was actually an Italian cosmetics lab.
Revlon Has Filed For Chapter 11 Bankruptcy Protection
This is bound to be a very sad day for anyone who grew up in a house where department store makeup was an expensive luxury reserved only for your distant well-off aunt. Because the Chanel of drugstore makeups, Revlon, just announced that they’re filing for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection. That’s right, after 90 years, Revlon is being wheeled into the secure-lock wing of the home for aged cosmetics companies while they figure out how to move forward financially. But it’s not like they want to go off to that big pressed powder pan in the sky. It’s all Rihanna’s fault! And Kylie Jenner’s! And pretty much every other makeup company that has cornered the wallets of the youth.
Tori Spelling Swears She Didn’t Get A Kardashian Kopy Nose Job, It’s Just Contouring
This has got to be bittersweet news for the Kardashian family. On one hand, Khloé Kardashian is no doubt relieved that Tori Spelling isn’t committed to permanently stealing her identity. On the other, Kris Jenner would have loved to have signed Tori to her roster of talent. We know Khloé can fill in for one of her sisters at a moment’s notice, but who fills in for Khloé? It’s always nice to have a backup, but Kris shall look elsewhere for that. As Tori has recently explained that she’s still just plain old Tori underneath her makeup because that’s what her new face is – just makeup.
Open Post: Hosted By Catherine Zeta Jones’ Instagram Promo For Her New Eye Pencil
Picture this: you’re Catherine Zeta-Jones. An Oscar winner with a sultry Welsh accent and a possibly fatal pussy. Now that you’ve finally conquered your guilt over being the gorgeous wife of a movie STAH, you’re ready to take on the world with a lifestyle brand that’s been in the works for years.
It’s the night before your new Casa Zeta-Jones smokey eye pencil is finally ready to launch, and you can barely contain your excitement! To calm your nerves, you pour yourself a glass of red wine. Then another. And another. As you finish off the bottle, you think, “Fuck it. The people need to know NOW!” You grab your phone and record a spur-of-the-moment announcement video. Sure, the pencil keeps getting caught in your hair, but there’s no need for another take since you BROUGHT. IT.