Prince Andrew Has Reportedly Raised Enough Funds To Prove He’s Never Met Virginia Giuffre In A Court Of Law
One might assume that Prince Andrew doesn’t have much left to lose after getting fired from the one job he was born to do, but according to The Sun, Andy’s coffers aren’t completely bare (again) even though his ex wife Original Fergie‘s lender of choice, The Bank of Epstein, went belly up in 2019 and Andrew’s most reliable source of income, his mummy THE QUEEN, left him high and dry to go play with her corgis in the sky. Thankfully for Andrew, mummy didn’t leave him penniless and he’s presumed to have inherited “several million” from her. Andrew and Fergie also reportedly made £10 million from the sale of their Swiss Chalet. Add in all the money he’s saved on food and rent over the course of his life thanks to the astonishing generosity of the British taxpayer, even if you subtract the reported £3-£6 million he paid to settle Virginia Giuffre’s lawsuit against him plus the cost of postage required to keep in touch with his “dear friend” Ghislaine Maxwell, who is serving 20 years in a Florida prison for sex trafficking, why he’s almost got enough left over to slink away from public life never to be seen or heard from again. It worked for, Prince Harry, Great Britain’s 2nd most superfluous Spare, now didn’t it?
Chris Evans Fans Left Flyers All Over L.A. Calling For The Cancellation Of His Girlfriend, Alba Baptista
Back in November, Chris Evans fans were left absolutely fuming when it was revealed their idol was madly in love with 25-year-old actress, Alba Baptista, whom he’d been dating for around a year. A few months before this news broke, 41-year-old Chris pretended to be single while promoting his Netflix movie, The Gray Man. Fans felt betrayed and lied to, and accused Chris of playing “the Internet boyfriend game” so they’d stream his movie. At the time, some fans clarified to Deux Moi, that, actually, they weren’t angry at Alba, they were pissed at Chris. Because feminism! But, um, methinks that was a load of bullshit cuz, this week, a bunch of Chris Evans die-hards left flyers all over L.A. calling for Alba’s cancellation. Continue reading
From The Department Of Possible Super Bowl Ad Stunts: Maya Rudolph Has Put The M&M Mascots Out Of A Job!
Last year, M&M’s announced a little change-up to their line-up of mascots, and it SHOOK THE WORLD (not really). They decided to retire Ms. Green M&M’s Nancy Sinatra-approved go-go boots for a knock-off pair of Common Project sneakers and also tone down her totally slutty eyelashes. In addition to that, they gave the brown M&M more sensible heels, made the orange one more anxious (it was 2022, we were all more anxious and still are), and added a new mascot, Ms. Purple. Since in 2022 there was nothing really newsworthy to report, Fox News’ Tucker Carlson dedicated an entire segment of his show to slamming the “woke” M&M mascots and whining about how he wouldn’t want to have a drink with any of the new “non-binary” M&Ms. Basically, it seemed he was mad that he no longer has the urge to jizz on an M&M, which probably made the guests in his green room immediately dump the bowl of M&M’s on the end table next to the sofa. To think, they thought those candies were just covered in a weird new coating that M&M’s was trying out. Well, M&M’s is making yet another mascot change and, this time, decided to play it safe by going with someone who Tucker Carlson will never ever get publicly horny for: a Black and Jewish woman! They announced today that the one and only Maya Rudolph will be the new face of M&M’s.
After Todrick Hall Called Out The LGBTQ+ Community For Hating His Reality Show He Received Even More Backlash On Twitter
Todrick Hall is a malcontent mess that nobody likes, yet for whatever reason, he still finds a way to flash those evil green eyes on our TV screens. Last year he amassed a new crop of enemies after his middle-school bully behavior on Celebrity Big Brother, but even after that, you’d think he’d take a pause to re-evaluate his life. But Todrick is back again with yet another attempt at reality TV, Real Friends of WeHo. And after its announcement, Todrick admitted he was stunned by the amount of hatred he received from the LGBTQ+ community. However, after he spoke out about his disappointment in them, they retaliated by reminding him of their continuous disappointment in him.
Open Post: By 93-Year-Old Buzz Aldrin’s Wedding Announcement
Who’s got two thumbs, was the second man to step foot on the moon, recently celebrated his 93rd birthday by announcing his marriage to his “longtime love” on Twitter and wears more bling than Drake on the prowl after pay day? That’s right, it’s ….
This Year’s Razzie Nominations Are Here, And Tom Hanks Is A Triple Nominee
The 2023 Razzie nominations are here, and poor Tom Hanks scored three nominations: Worst Actor for Disney’s Pinocchio, Worst Supporting Actor for Elvis, and Worst Screen Couple for Tom and his “Latex-Laden Face (and Lubricous Accent)” in Elvis. From double Oscar winner to triple Razzie nominee. Bummer. On the bright side, Tom isn’t the only guy with three noms: Colson Baker, aka Machine Gun Kelly, was also nominated thrice for Worst Actor, Worst Director, and Worst Screen Couple (with Avril Lavigne’s fiancé, Mod Sun) for the stoner comedy, Good Mourning (0% on Rotten Tomatoes). Tom Hanks and MGK: industry equals!