This Year’s Razzie Nominations Are Here, And Tom Hanks Is A Triple Nominee

The 2023 Razzie nominations are here, and poor Tom Hanks scored three nominations: Worst Actor for Disney’s Pinocchio, Worst Supporting Actor for Elvis, and Worst Screen Couple for Tom and his “Latex-Laden Face (and Lubricous Accent)” in Elvis. From double Oscar winner to triple Razzie nominee. Bummer. On the bright side, Tom isn’t the only guy with three noms: Colson Baker, aka Machine Gun Kelly, was also nominated thrice for Worst Actor, Worst Director, and Worst Screen Couple (with Avril Lavigne’s fiancé, Mod Sun) for the stoner comedy, Good Mourning (0% on Rotten Tomatoes). Tom Hanks and MGK: industry equals!

Even though Good Mourning picked up seven nods, including Worst Picture, it wasn’t the most nominated film. That distinction goes to the Marilyn Monroe biopic, Blonde, with eight nods. While Ana de Armas is not up for Worst Actress, the movie itself is nominated for Worst Picture, Worst Director, and Worst Screenplay. Pinocchio is up for six awards, and the Jared Leto vampire stinker Morbius snagged five, including Worst Actor for the cult leader himself. Sylvester Stallone is also nominated for Worst Actor for his performance in Samaritan, and Pete Davidson rounds out the category for his voice role as Marmaduke in Marmaduke. Pete was also nominated for Worst Supporting Actor for his cameo in Good Mourning. Ah, I see the Razzies still haven’t followed Adidas’ lead and booted Kanye West off their awards committee.

The gals nominated for Worst Actress are Bryce Dallas Howard (Jurassic Park: Dominion), Diane Keaton (Mack & Rita), Kaya Scodelario (The King’s Daughter), Alicia Silverstone (The Requin), and 12-year-old Ryan Kiera Armstrong (Firestarter). Yep, they nominated a kid. So if you thought the Razzies were going soft after they rescinded Bruce Willis’ 2021 Razzie for the category “Worst Performance by Bruce Willis in 2021” following the actor’s aphasia diagnosis… they are very much not.

Here’s the full list of nominations via Variety:

Worst Picture
Blonde
Disney’s Pinocchio
Good Mourning
The King’s Daughter
Morbius

Worst Actor
Colson Baker (aka Machine Gun Kelly), Good Mourning
Pete Davidson (Voice Only), Marmaduke
Tom Hanks (As Gepetto), Disney’s Pinocchio
Jared Leto, Morbius
Sylvester Stallone, Samaritan

Worst Actress
Ryan Kiera Armstrong, Firestarter
Bryce Dallas Howard, Jurassic Park: Dominion
Diane Keaton, Mack & Rita
Kaya Scodelario, The King’s Daughter
Alicia Silverstone, The Requin

Worst Remake/Rip-off/Sequel
Blonde
BOTH 365 Days Sequels – 365 Days: This Day & The Next 365 Days [a Razzie BOGO]
Disney’s Pinocchio
Firestarter
Jurassic World: Dominion

Worst Supporting Actress
Adria Arjona, Morbius
Lorraine Bracco (Voice Only), Disney’s Pinocchio
Penelope Cruz, The 355
Bingbing Fan, The 355 & The King’s Daughter
Mira Sorvino, Lamborghini: The Man Behind the Legend

Worst Supporting Actor
Pete Davidson (Cameo Role), Good Mourning
Tom Hanks, Elvis
Xavier Samuel, Blonde
Mod Sun, Good Mourning
Evan Williams, Blonde

Worst Screen Couple
Colson Baker (aka Machine Gun Kelly) & Mod Sun, Good Mourning
Both Real Life Characters in the Fallacious White House Bedroom Scene, Blonde
Tom Hanks & His Latex-Laden Face (and Ludicrous Accent), Elvis
Andrew Dominik & His Issues with Women, Blonde
The Two 365 Days Sequels (both Released in 2022)

Worst Director
Judd Apatow, The Bubble
Colson Baker (aka Machine Gun Kelly) & Mod Sun, Good Mourning
Andrew Dominik, Blonde
Daniel Espinosa, Morbius
Robert Zemeckis, Disney’s Pinocchio

Worst Screenplay
Blonde / Written for the Screen by Andrew Dominik, Adapted from the “Bio-Novel” by Joyce Carol Oates
Disney’s Pinocchio / Screenplay by Robert Zemeckis & Chris Weitz (Not Authorized by the Estate of Carlo Collodi)
Good Mourning / “Written” by Machine Gun Kelly & Mod Sun
Jurassic World: Dominion / Screenplay by Emily Carmichael & Colin Treverrow, Story by Treverrow & Derek Connolly
Morbius / Screen Story and Screenplay by Matt Sazama & Burk Sharpless

As always, the Razzies ceremony will take place the day before the Oscars. If anyone’s gonna pull a Halle Berry/Sandra Bullock and actually accept their award in person, it’ll be Machine Gun Kelly. Any excuse to make out with Megan Fox on the red carpet!

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