Category: Prince Andrew

Prince Andrew Is Reportedly Renovating The Royal Lodge To Stall His Eviction

June 13, 2023 / Posted by:

A few weeks ago, royal insiders spilled that Prince Andrew is “refusing to budge from the $46 million Royal Lodge, despite his landlord, King Charles  III, wanting his ass out. Andrew has reportedly launched into full squatter mode and is doing everything in his minuscule amounts of power to stay put. The first move in his playbook seems to be renovating Royal Lodge, hoping the uninhabitable construction site will buy him some time, all while keeping his nephew, Prince William, from moving in with Kate Middleton and their children.

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Jeffrey Epstein’s Private Calendar Reveals That Sarah Ferguson Visited Him During His House Arrest In 2010

June 1, 2023 / Posted by:

While the Duke and Duchess of York await the birth of their daughter’s second kid, it’s only fitting that the pedophile ghost of Jeffrey Epstein reemerge to remind the world that the pair used to hang out with someone who really loved kids. According to The Daily Mail, Epstein’s private diary reportedly revealed that the now deceased pedo had Prince Andrew’s ex-wife Sarah Ferguson as a guest at his New York City mansion back in 2010 while he was under house arrest after being released from a 13-month prison sentence for soliciting underage girls for prostitution. Hmm, a little something an interviewer can bring up the next time The Original Fergie is out there hawking another children’s book she “wrote.”

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Prince Andrew Reportedly Has No Plans Of Leaving The Royal Lodge Despite Possible Eviction

May 15, 2023 / Posted by:

Since THE QUEEN’s death, King Charles has taken it upon himself to take out the trash- and by trash, I mean Prince Andrew– whose £249,000 allowance was reportedly slashed earlier this year by Charles. King Charles has also reportedly been trying to evict Andrew from his current residence at the 30-room Royal Lodge mansion. Charles apparently wants to move Andrew to Frogmore Cottage after kicking out Prince Harry and Meghan Markle. But Andrew is not having it, and sources say that he’s “refusing to budge” from his Royal Lodge.

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King Charles III’s Big Day Featured Crowns, Joanna Lumley, And A Yawning Prince Louis

May 6, 2023 / Posted by:

If you’re a Brit, then I’m sure your vocal cords are sore (and not in a sexy way) from loudly chanting that oath of allegiance to King Charles III on his Coronation Day. Or your vocal cords are sore from loudly snoring while sleeping through King Chuck’s Corny because you don’t give one shit about it. Whatever the case, King Charles and Queen Camilla’s bloomers filled with panty pudding royale today as they were crowned during the scaled-back three-day Coronation event that is costing British taxpayers ONLY $125 million. King Charles and Queen Camilla’s crowning ceremony happened at Westminster Abbey today and featured a spotlight-stealing cameo from little Prince Louis and a quick appearance by Prince Harry, whose ass is already on a plane back to California for his son Prince Archie’s fourth birthday.

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Sarah Ferguson Wasn’t Invited To King Charles’ Coronation

April 14, 2023 / Posted by:

Earlier this week, Buckingham Palace confirmed that Prince Harry would be attending King Charles’ coronation, but Meghan Markle and kids Prince Archie and Princess Lilibet would not. Mystery solved, case closed, let’s all get back to our boring lives and stop worrying about the coronation guest list. BUT WAIT. The Independent is now reporting that Sarah Ferguson did not get an invite. I repeat, Original Fergie has been snubbed! The Independent calls the exclusion “slightly surprising” because everybody knows it’s proper etiquette to invite your disgraced pervert brother’s shady ex-wife to your late-in-life crowning.

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Prince Andrew Joined The Royal Family On  Easter Sunday, But Sources Say “There’s No Way Back Into Public Life For” Him

April 11, 2023 / Posted by:

Prince Andrew has reportedly been kicked out of Buckingham Palace and cut out of THE QUEEN’s Estate, so obviously, he’s been forever banished from the Royal Family because he hung out with a pedophile predator and because of Virginia Giuffre’s lawsuit against him for allegedly sexually abusing her when she was a minor (a lawsuit he settled last year)! And by “forever banished,” I mean the opposite. Because on Easter Sunday, Epstein’s BFF joined the Royal Family at Easter Mattins Service at Windsor Castle. Before the service, Andrew hit the pap stroll with King Charles and Queen Camilla. Andrew’s daughters, Princess Beatrice, and Princess Eugenie, were also at the service. But sources say that just because Charles let Andrew walk with him in front of photographers doesn’t mean that Andrew has been welcomed back into “public life.” But yet, here he is, showing his insufferable mug to us, the public!

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