Chris Evans Fans Left Flyers All Over L.A. Calling For The Cancellation Of His Girlfriend, Alba Baptista
Back in November, Chris Evans fans were left absolutely fuming when it was revealed their idol was madly in love with 25-year-old actress, Alba Baptista, whom he’d been dating for around a year. A few months before this news broke, 41-year-old Chris pretended to be single while promoting his Netflix movie, The Gray Man. Fans felt betrayed and lied to, and accused Chris of playing “the Internet boyfriend game” so they’d stream his movie. At the time, some fans clarified to Deux Moi, that, actually, they weren’t angry at Alba, they were pissed at Chris. Because feminism! But, um, methinks that was a load of bullshit cuz, this week, a bunch of Chris Evans die-hards left flyers all over L.A. calling for Alba’s cancellation. Continue reading
Last week, a couple days after Chris Evans was named People’s Sexiest Man Alive, a source told People he was madly in love with 25-year-old Portuguese actress, Alba Baptista. Apparently, these two have been dating for over a year. After the news broke, Chris’ fans flooded Instagram gossip monger DeuxMoi’s inbox with angry messages about the relationship. Now, when I first read this headline, I figured the stans were annoyed cuz Chris is 41 and Alba is 25. And, like, I get that. It’s always a bummer when an actor you admire pulls a DiCaprio. But, actually, that’s not the reason at all. ONTD reports that Chris’ fans are enraged because he kept his year-long relationship with Alba a secret. They see his pretending to be single while promoting his movies as a great betrayal. They feel used.
There have been rumors for a while now that 41-year-old Chris Evans is getting with 25-year-old Portuguese actress Alba Baptista, but now it’s out of the rumor stage and into the confirmed stage. Just a few days ago, People Magazine declared Chris Evans as their Sexiest Man Alive of 2022, and during his SMA interview, he said that he definitely wants to get married and have kids. And what do you know? A “source” (“Why are you all looking at me?!” – Chris Evans’ publicist) tells People that Chris and Alba are not only together, but their hearts and parts are throbbing for each other. And a quick minute after People confirmed that Chris and Alba are together, Page Six posted pics of them holding hands on the pap stroll. So yeah, a middle-aged movie star from Massachusetts hit the pap stroll with his younger girlfriend whose Hollywood career is on the come-up. I swear, if Chris and his family are papped gifting Alba with a cardboard cutout of herself, Ben Affleck and Ana de Armas need to call their lawyers immediately. That was their act!
To many, Chris Evans is considered their Best Chris (and yes, those people obviously don’t know about the piping hot total package that is Christopher Lloyd). And last night, People Magazine declared that not only do they think that Chris Evans is the sexiest man with a pulse named Chris, but he’s also the sexiest man of all sexiest men alive. So, somewhere Chris Evans’ publicist is soothing their worn-out muscles in a BenGay bath after successfully winning a wrestling tournament in People’s offices against the other publicists who wanted to win this totally real title for their client. Sorry, Austin Butler’s rep, do your chin-ups and pull-ups, and you’ll beat those tricks next year.
While Chris Evans being named this year’s Sexiest Man Alive, may make some people ask, “When we turned back the clocks on Sunday, did we turn them all the way back to 2019?“, this choice being three years late doesn’t bother me. But what does bother me is that People put Chris Evans on the cover of their Sexiest Man Alive issue and didn’t feature the best thing about him, his dog DODGER EVANS! Journalistic integrity: People Magazine has none!
Chris Evans promoting Lightyear is sooo last month. Chris Evans promoting his new Netflix movie, The Gray Man? Here, now, totally on fleek! Chris plays a CIA bad guy who’s totally obsessed with hunting down a CIA good guy, played by Ryan Gosling. In a new interview with Shondaland, Chris is asked if he’s ever been as “laser-focused” with a search in his own life. Chris thinks about it for a moment, then answers that he’s “laser-focused on finding a partner.” Ohhh, so that’s why he’s been wearing Ray Bans on the red carpet! Bitch has those Cyclops laser-eyes! So, if you’re hanging out at the same bar as Chris Evans and you notice a tiny little red dot on your forehead, congratulations! You have been chosen!
Patricia Heaton is celebrating today, for the first time in a long time, her angry social media ramblings have been validated. Patricia Heaton was so heated (pun intended!) to discover that Buzz Lightyear, the titular character of the new Pixar film Lightyear, wasn’t voiced by Tim Allen, who was been voicing the cocky space ranger toy since 1995’s Toy Story. The Lightyear in Lightyear is voiced by Chris Evans. And if you ask Tom Hanks, Tim’s animated sidekick for the past 27 years, he’s agreeing with Patricia’s outrage on the matter, because he too can’t understand why Tim’s agent wasn’t called at casting time.