Chris Evans knows how to churn up some attention. When his dick pic accidentally blew the Internet up, he turned it into an opportunity to raise voting awareness. Chris recently shared a picture of his dog Dodger and in that picture, the dog is definitely thinking, “Your nipple is totally trying to take the attention away from ME!”
Thank goodness Jamie Lee Curtis only played Chris Evan’s mom on-screen and isn’t his mom in real life. Otherwise, we’d all be feeling 100% awkward upon learning that Jamie Lee has been doing her own detective work on that whoopsie picture of Captain America’s wiener. But Jamie Lee has a theory about why we might have seen Chris’ penis.
Over the weekend, a picture of what was believed to be Chris Evans‘ dick hit the internet when he posted a clip to his Instagram Stories and that clip included a shot of his camera roll, which included a picture of a penis. Chris deleted the clip immediately and he never confirmed whether the grainy, low-res penis in question was his. But he addressed the situation on Twitter, and he’s trying to turn that Big Dick Energy into High Voter Turnout.
Chris Evans trended at #1 on Twitter all day yesterday, because if the internet runs on dick pics, it overloads and combusts over a shadowy, dark-ass pic of a dick that may or may not belong to Chris Evans.
While playing a game of Heads Up––which has an entirely new meaning now––with his friends, Chris Evans whipped out his…cell phone and started filming his friends stumbling through an easy answer. And yesterday, he uploaded the clip to his Instagram Stories and went full “middle-aged dad not knowing how technology works” when he accidentally included a shot of his camera roll. And on that camera roll was a dark picture of a dick, which caused a flood that temporarily quenched the thirst of the chronically dehydrated on Twitter.
Over the weekend, the London franchise of Ben Affleck and Ana de Armas known as Chris Evans and Lily James were caught by the paparazzi leaving a club together before going off to his hotel. That seemed to confirm that Lily has completely moved on from Matt Smith and is now getting on Chris Evans. Chris and Lily were papped laughing in a London park together yesterday. Yes, LAUGHING. Those bold bitches. That’s BenAna’s thing! How dare they. But congratulations to the Venice, CA jewelry shop that will get a little press when BenAna try to show up LilChris (or is it JamEva? Or ChrisLily, but that’s already taken.) is papped looking at rings through the window…while laughing of course.
All those Knives Out fans are going to have to wait a while for the Knives Out sequel they’ve been promised. But luckily, there’s been plenty of Knives Out-adjacent relationship gossip to keep them occupied in the meantime. Who is doing it where, and with who?! First, they got the torrid love-hate relationship between Ana de Armas and her fan account (they love her, while she hates them). But if that’s not a mysterious enough of a relationship, we’ve got Chris Evans being seen at a hotel in London with Lily James.