The common double standard for same-sex kissing goes like this: Two women? “YES!” Two men? “Get that gay ass shit off my TV…What about the children???” Whatever hypocrites. Luckily we’ve moved the needle of tolerance a few inches forward with Lil Nas X giving Satan lap dances and kissing whoever he wants to during his performances. But back in 2009, American Idol runner-up Adam Lambert bucked against the system by tonguing down one of his male band members during his performance at the American Music Awards. And it was a move so shocking that ABC threatened to sue him.

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The Black Eyes Peas may have retired from playing their hit song My Humps live more than a decade ago, but that doesn’t mean a trick won’t sue over copyright infringement for it. The 2005 song from their fourth album, Monkey Business, changed the landscape of body-part-related songcraft–I mean, it hits all the parts! What are “my humps” exactly? Anything, everything, whatever part you want them to be. Although, it is certainly not unicorn poop–at least, not unlicensed unicorn poop. Publisher BMG is suing MGA Entertainment over its Poopsie Slime Surprise toys which used a parody version of My Humps called My Poops. Just when you thought the artistic integrity of My Humps couldn’t get lower–Enter: My Poops.

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In PDT (Pete Davidson Time), his 9-month relationship with Kim Kardashian was a lifetime, so he devoted several tattoos to his “lawyer girl” and even got her and Kanye West’s kids’ initials, which was weird as fuck, honestly, and I’m still annoyed that stunt almost made me have to side with Kanye (in that situation only). But ever since “Kete” parted ways, Pete’s been busier than ever trying on “dream girls,” and if you blinked, you might’ve missed that he and Emily Ratajkowski were a thing for five minutes and he’s now moved on to his “great friend” Chase Sui Wonders. The two of them were just papped getting handsy in Hawaii, so since Pete is a repeat love-interest-tattoo-offender, we can all expect a “Chase 4 Eva” tattoo in the near future. Luckily, Pete cleared some prime space on his body body body for her because it appears that he’s gotten rid of all of his Kim-themed tattoos.

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The nominations for the 95th Academy Awards came out today. So from now until voting closes on March 7th, there’s going to be some 5.0 Richter scale rolling come from Marilyn Monroe’s grave since Ana de Armas got a Best Actress nom for her performance in the Razzie-nominated trauma porn Blonde, and you know her campaign is going to put everyone’s eye-rolling muscles to the test. Same goes for Carrie Diaries star Austin Butler, whose possibly permanent thankyouverymuch voice will continue to cling to his vocal cords since he got a nom for Best Actor for his performance in Elvis. And the last-minute push by several Hollywood actors to get Andrea Riseborough a Best Actress nomination for her performance in To Leslie paid off because she got in too. But this Oscar season belongs to Everything Everywhere All at Once because it was all over the nominations.

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Over the weekend, Jeremy Renner gave everyone an update on his condition after getting hit by Marvel’s newest villain, Snowcat. Since TMZ reported that the snowcat ran over one of Jeremy’s legs, many had their magnifying glasses over that picture to see if his legs were okay, and yup, both legs are there! But Jeremy did tweet that he broke over 30 bones in his body. He’s now getting treatment and says he’s growing stronger every day. His fellow Avenger Chris Evans tweeted a response, calling Jeremy “one tough motherfucker,” and asked if anyone’s checked on the snowcat.  That’s a stupid question, Captain America, because I’m sure Jeremy already shot that snowcat down.  And I guess Renner Sauce does a body good  – HuffPo

Avatar: The Way of Water has made $2 billion worldwide, making Zoe Saldana the first actor to star in four movies that have made $2 billion each at the box office. The other three movies are the first Avatar, Guardians of the Galaxy, and Crossroads, obviously! – Giant Freakin’ Robot

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