A Poster For Demi Lovato’s “Holy Fvck” Album Was Banned From Being Displayed In The UK Because It Was Offensive To Christians
Humanity may not agree on much, but one thing lots of us can probably come together on is that Demi Lovato’s soggy pad of a personality is utterly exhausting. The assault of her shrill voice on our ears and the useless causes she attempts to champion–like sugar-free cookies existing and not calling aliens “aliens”–are offensive to the sensibilities of many. And in Demi’s most recent attempt to be 2006-style edgy, she coined her newest album (and what might be her final tour) “Holy Fvck,” as in “holy fuck is she STILL talking?” But in true Demi fashion, she rubbed people the wrong way again, this time with a poster that showed her casually clad in light bondage while lying on a crucifix bed. BBC News says some Christians in the U.K. were displeased, and the poster just got banned from being displayed in most public places there.
Open Post: Hosted By A Tipsy Milly Alcock Onstage At The Golden Globes
The audience at the Golden Globes always looks like they’re bored and ready to go somewhere else because, at its base, it’s a glamorous work function where nobody wants to become that person. And last night, when HBO’s House Of The Dragon unexpectedly won the award for Best Television Series – Drama, one of its stars, Milly Alcock, must have been completely caught off guard. Because when she got up to receive the award with co-star Emma D’Arcy and director Miguel Sapochnik, she definitely became that person with her tipsy antics that scream, “Blame it on the alcohol y’all.”
Golden Globes Host Jerrod Carmichael Asked The Big Question Of The Night: Where Is Shelly?
Okay, well, the second big question of the night since the first was, “How much pandering can the Hollywood Foreign Press Association do to pull themselves out of the disastrous hole they dug for themselves?” The show’s host, comedian Jerrod Carmichael, addressed that shit in his opening monologue by bluntly saying, “I’m here because I’m Black.” That got big laughs. But later in the night, Jerrod brought out the three Golden Globes that Tom Cruise returned to sender because the Jesus of Scientology is way too good to be associated with such a shady and diabolical organization. Jerrod then dropped a “Where is Shelly?” joke, and some laughed and clapped, but others groaned or stayed uncomfortably quiet. The audience obviously got the memo that it’s now okay to laugh at what a mess the HFPA is, but there was no memo that it’s okay to laugh at Scientology disses. Stick to one cause, Jerrod!
Prince Harry Appeared On “The Late Show With Stephen Colbert” And Wanted To Clear Up That He Wasn’t Boasting About The Number Of Taliban Fighters He Killed By Including It In “Spare”
Prince Harry’s burn-those-bridges book, Spare, finally hit the shelves yesterday in the midst of his seemingly never-ending “holy shit; make it stop; God, not this shit again” quest to fight the press with press. And though we’ve already been subjected to several disembodied tidbits from the book, like the sparse-haired sovereign smack-down and his frozen dick-tip in the lead-up to its release, Harry said there was one thing that the press had taken from his book and dangerously ran with without further context–his inclusion of the exact number of Taliban fighters he killed while serving in the British Army. In his sit-down on The Late Show With Stephen Colbert last night, he explained that though this particular piece of information was being spun as him simply being boastful, he included it to normalize the conversation with veterans who may be suffering from similar experiences in silence.
Jennifer Coolidge Stole The Show At The Golden Globes
If you still haven’t seen White Lotus season two, then stay away from all Jennifer Coolidge posts on the internet today, including this one, because you will be spoiled. Jennifer Coolidge starred in the series as Tanya McQuoid, and last night, she picked up a Golden Globe for her performance in the show’s second season. And Jennifer Coolidge’s acceptance speech was pure Jennifer Coolidge. Now, the Internet wants her to host the next award show, but then that’ll mean the ceremony would need to be extended by at least 4 hours since she’s got a lot to say!
Eddie Murphy Mentioned Will Smith’s Oscars Slap While Accepting The Cecil B. DeMille Award During The Golden Globes
Last night’s Golden Globes were a mixed bag of milestones and forgettable moments that will more than likely be upstaged by the Oscars in a few weeks. But one big moment was Eddie Murphy receiving the Cecil B. DeMille Award for his longstanding career in comedy, cringeworthy cultural drag, and many other genres of note. And his acceptance speech was both inspirational and cautionary as he reminded everyone in the room that even now, you still need to keep Jada Pinkett-Smith‘s name out of your fuckin’ mouth if you want to last in the business as long as he has.